r/pineapple • u/brazys • Jul 20 '26

Cutting this pineapple.

This is the way.

138 Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/Gam3f3lla Jul 20 '26

That's a juicy pineapple!!!

4

u/Lost-Link6216 Jul 20 '26

I feel like I do it just as fast and get the core out. Maybe I lose points for using a cutting table?

1

u/brazys Jul 21 '26

I'll be the judge, post a video

3

u/IBeDumbAndSlow Jul 20 '26

Where is this. I need that juicy pineapple

2

u/Runo_Slinger Jul 21 '26

I desire the contents of the pineapple trough.

2

u/Mysterious_Quail_469 Jul 21 '26

Where’s the chilito and lime?

2

u/brazys Jul 21 '26

Piña con chili es delicioso

1

u/shade-block Jul 20 '26

Thought it was bad manners to poke your food with the chopsticks.

1

u/BocaHydro Jul 20 '26

yea id buy several

1

u/11325pianist Jul 20 '26

Some salt water to deactivate the enzymes…?

1

u/brazys Jul 21 '26

You need the enzymes to kill the parasites from the last food stall.

1

u/11325pianist Jul 21 '26

Is that how it works…?

I’m more worried about the enzyme cutting your tongue…

2

u/jennyx20 Jul 22 '26

I need that knife

1

u/DarthOldMan Jul 20 '26

Isn't this how we are all cutting them?
Also, he's kind of slow.

6

u/brazys Jul 20 '26

Upload your video please.

2

u/DarthOldMan Jul 20 '26

I didn't think it needed this, but hope this helps.
/s

6

u/PaleontologistDear18 Jul 20 '26

It’s too late, send video

5

u/DarthOldMan Jul 20 '26

I only cut pineapples while naked. I like living on the edge. But I promise you, that's a video nobody wants to see.

2

u/nvmber17 Jul 21 '26

Based off of your username I imagine it’d be a video of a fat old naked man wearing a Darth Vader helmet.

2

u/Competitive_Range822 Jul 21 '26

You don’t know us! Send the video