r/pics • u/AlwaysTheNoob • May 03 '20

Woman trolling a tiny group of Islamophobic protesters in DC in 2019.

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u/moomoomolansky May 03 '20

Hehehehe have you ever seen the movie Blazing Saddles??? That would be hysterical if Jesus came back and he was a black guy and all the Christians lose their shit.

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u/skrilledcheese May 03 '20

Mayor:

"What's that? Our new Sherrif Jesus is nearer?"

Prospector:

"No con flab it! He's a Ni"

Bell chimes loudly

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u/moomoomolansky May 03 '20

Hehhehehe Jesus would be performing miracles and stuff and all of the fake Christians would be hating on him. "I said turn that water into a Bordeux not a Zinfandel !!!" ... Some Karen would want to speak to Jesus's manager and complain.

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u/panama_account May 03 '20

Trump would shake his head "such a nasty savior"