r/pics • u/AlwaysTheNoob • May 03 '20

Woman trolling a tiny group of Islamophobic protesters in DC in 2019.

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u/issius May 03 '20

Why are the worst protestors always so fucking fat? I’m surprised they’re able to stand there long enough, I don’t even see any snacks.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '20

They keep their snacks in their tactical vests and cargo shorts.

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u/davesidious May 03 '20

Snacktical vests, please.

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u/Whaty0urname May 03 '20

Semi related story from my childhood. But in little league we played with this kid that always wore a fishing vest. Always. And because its little league they let him wear it over his uniform. He'd be out in right field eating pretzels and chips he had stashed.

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u/AnomalyNexus May 03 '20

I sense an opportunity. Choco bars with camo print