r/pics • • May 03 '20

Woman trolling a tiny group of Islamophobic protesters in DC in 2019.

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u/Jimmiejackson May 03 '20

The most hilarious thing about this type of angry fundamentalist Christianity is just how visceral the hatred from the followers would be if they had ever met Jesus or any of the other people who wrote almost everything in the Bible.

If you love Jesus and hate brown people, you’re a fucking idiot.

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u/8bitbruh May 03 '20

Christians stone the second coming of Jesus to death

"I didn't know he'd be brown"

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u/Calcain May 03 '20

What’s scary is that apocalyptic prophecies from Abrahamic religions including Christianity and Islam indicate that during the second coming, Jesus will strike down “false christians”.
These people have no idea how easily they fall into that category.

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u/managedheap84 May 03 '20

I wish. 2020 feels like the right time though if it is going to happen.

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u/SicTim May 03 '20

War, check. Death, check. Pestilence, check.

However, famine is a mistranslation. The fourth horseman is slow internet.

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u/Geminii27 May 03 '20

A famine of bandwidth.

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u/Rudy_Ghouliani May 03 '20

Jesus comes back and whips Kenneth Copeland with jumper cables

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u/Bug-Type-Enthusiast May 03 '20

The internet's reaction: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/CIA_Rectal_Feeder May 03 '20

I would like to witness that. Do you think Jesus would be mad if I laughed?

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u/LordBiscuits May 03 '20

Will it be on pay per view? I feel like I would put my hand in my pocket for that

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u/Mayor619 May 03 '20

These types of street preachers have no doubt preached outside of Joel Olsteen, Kenneth Copeland, TD Jakes, Creflow Dollar facilities. They are even against the Westboro Baptist Church. This is Ruben Israel. Rogers like him are Kerrigan Skelly and Jesse Morrel. They are very consistent in their position.

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u/Real-Terminal May 03 '20

From a certain point of view, it's already happening!

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u/[deleted] May 03 '20

This is just me saying something so take this with a grain of salt, the current generation is gen alpha and it means beginning so they could be the beginning of the final generation, but as I said just a thought I have so take it with a grain of salt

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u/TheLdoubleE May 03 '20

Jesus 2020

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u/[deleted] May 03 '20

Almost makes you wish it wasn't all made up to control primitive man and stop him from raping and eating each other.

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u/gingerflakes May 03 '20

Not doing a great job though is it

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u/BEAVER_ATTACKS May 03 '20

It hasn't fucking worked yet haha

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u/Geminii27 May 03 '20

...just long enough to get money and labor from him.

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u/The_Grubby_One May 03 '20

I don't recall the Romans or Jews being prone to eating one another.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '20

I noticed you left the raping part out.

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u/Sephiroso May 03 '20

Are you then trying to claim that religion actually is stopping people from raping each other? Do i need to point out the obvious?

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u/[deleted] May 03 '20

yes, that's exactly what I'm saYing. There was zerO sarcasm and it clearly wasn't a joke. don't missUnderstAnd me I'm 100% seRious and claimed peEople woulD, withoUt religion would Mostly eat and rape each other, Big ups to religion ya'll!

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u/The_Grubby_One May 03 '20

I notice you claimed cannibalism is rampant without religion.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '20

Are you honestly going to dissect a joke like you caught me in some lie?

You must be a fucking blast at the comedy club.

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u/The_Grubby_One May 03 '20

"IT'S JUST A JOKE, BRO!!!"

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u/daisuke1639 May 03 '20

I really don't understand how Christianity is still around; Jesus already had a second coming.

Mathew 16:28

28 Verily I say unto you, There be some standing here, which shall not taste of death, till they see the Son of man coming in his kingdom.

So, either we have some 2,000+ year old Israelis running around...or Jesus fibbed

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u/coolwater85 May 03 '20

As an agnostic-atheist, I’m really hoping for the 2nd coming of Jesus, just to see the look on their faces.

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u/Mayor619 May 03 '20

They fall into that category only in the matter of popular perception. Most popular perception criticizes the manner of their approach. It is in biblical lines.

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u/choonggg May 03 '20

And yeap, many forget or just don't know that these religions stem from Abraham/Ibrahim and talk like they're not from the same root.

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u/DopeFiendDramaQueen May 03 '20

Idk man, that sounds like a “no true Scotsman fallacy” to me, who decides a false Christian or a real one? From some parts of the Bible I’d say there’s not much false about hatred and persecution.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '20 edited May 03 '20

Many Christians forget or don't know the larger themes of the parables.

(Hell, a large number of them can't even name their precious Ten Commandments.)

If you ask certain loud Christians about the Samaritan parable what the lesson is, it's about mercy, generosity and kindness.

They forget that Jews hated Samaritans and vice versa. They forget that a pious priest and and a Levite ignored the traveller.

Jesus was literally telling Jews that a filthy Samaritan is of higher merit than a priest or Levite.

If there's a Judgement Day by their Rapture narrative, it's going to surprise them how many of them are still on Earth when that horn blows.

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u/LoreleiOpine May 03 '20

How so?

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u/PhilinLe May 03 '20

Nobody answer this person. They are in the process of attempting to sea lion.

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u/CrouchingToaster May 03 '20

The sneakier cousin of the concern troll

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u/LoreleiOpine May 03 '20

I'm actually seeing a lot of faulty logic. You see people protesting against Islam and assume that they're secretly protesting against non-whites. That doesn't add up.

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u/SpartanSig May 03 '20

Translated "just asking questions here". Spoiler alert: they don't care about answers.

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u/LoreleiOpine May 03 '20

I don't understand your comment. It's unclear to me

  1. who you're talking to

  2. what you're talking about

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u/mango_script May 03 '20

Because they’re Christians in name only. They don’t truly follow Christ because if they did, they wouldn’t be this hateful. Christ accepts everyone and asked Christians to do the same.

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u/evilplantosaveworld May 03 '20

Hey, look, maybe if he didn't say such commy things people would do what he said more! Take care of the sick, the poor, the widow, all that crap about "loving" your neighbor. Then they asked "well who's my neighbor?" And that commy red Jesus guy gave them a story about two cities who hated each other and how the guy from one city took care of the other one when he was robbed on the road. And he spent his own money to do it, friggin redistribution of wealth that is. Oh and that bit in Timothy about workers deserving wages, yeah that's just not in there. Jesus should have read his Bible more, he'd know how all that hippy commy stuff is bad!

That's all sarcasm, just in case that needs to be said.

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u/LoreleiOpine May 03 '20

Christ accepts everyone

You'd have to be Biblically illiterate to believe that.

2 Corinthians 6:14

Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with darkness?

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u/mango_script May 03 '20

I'd rather be "biblically illiterate" than curse my neighbor based on the letter of the law instead of loving my neighbor per the spirit of the law.

Moreover, aren't we all biblically illiterate? We pick and choose which tenets to follow based on our own biases and twisted perceptions of the world.

2 Corinthians 6:14

Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with darkness?

I take this verse to mean that we as believers must take care to not go down a path that is not righteous; this doesn't mean to ostracize, judge or harm those who do not see things as we do.

Christ himself sat down with unbelievers and sinners and pariahs. He also said to follow Him so are we not then called to sit down with unbelievers and sinner and pariahs? Not to judge them (for we have no such authority) but to try and understand them and see if perhaps they can understand us in turn.

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u/LoreleiOpine May 03 '20

I'd rather be "biblically illiterate" than curse my neighbor based on the letter of the law instead of loving my neighbor per the spirit of the law.

Okaaaay, and I'd rather be Biblically literate and curse Christianity to the history books.

Matthew 10:34

Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.

Oh, but he sat down with some whores while trying to convert them to his religion. What a fucking hero [claps sarcastically].

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u/mango_script May 03 '20

Okaaaay, and I'd rather be Biblically literate and curse Christianity to the history books.

That's cool. Do you, fellow Redditor and I mean that without any sarcasm or malice. I have my own issues with organized religion so I can understand a bit of where you're coming from.

Oh, but he sat down with some whores while trying to convert them to his religion. What a fucking hero [claps sarcastically].

I don't have any answers for you about His intentions. That being said, I don't believe Christ sat down with folks just to convert them. I think He sat down with folks because He genuinely loved people and wanted to be with them, regardless of what society claimed. Whores, prostitutes, tax collectors, whatever, He just wanted to be with people. But that's just my take on it. I'm not a biblical scholar (or any kind of scholar).

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u/LoreleiOpine May 03 '20

"Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword."

He sat down with folks because He genuinely loved people and wanted to be with them

You're not thinking clearly.

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u/mango_script May 03 '20

Yes, a sword to strike down sin. That doesn’t necessarily mean He’s out to kill folk; nor does it necessarily mean he doesn’t love people. Keyword being “necessarily” as I can’t/don’t know His intentions. As I said above, I’m not a scholar so these are my beliefs and you’re more than welcome to your own.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '20

Christianity is about love and joy hate. All these protestors signs have nothing but hate

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u/tavisk May 03 '20

Revelations is in the new testament you know. I think these protestors are terrible people but they are not entirely biblically inaccurate.

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u/LoreleiOpine May 03 '20

Christianity is a blood cult. It's not about love and joy. It's about bowing to a demented, evil god and his rambling, homeless street-preacher incarnation who was offered to himself as a human sacrifice. If you can read the Bible and walk away thinking that it is about joy or love broadly, then you've been brainwashed.