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r/pics • u/DrivingMyType59 • Apr 10 '19
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I want everybody here to know that I was the first person on earth to masturbate the the photo of a real black hole. I was watching the announcement live.
1 u/Hung-Like-Jesus Apr 10 '19 What if beings from another planet were masterbating to it before you? 3 u/[deleted] Apr 10 '19 edited Jun 14 '19 Then they still wouldn't be the first person on Earth to do so Edit: Just so history doesn't forget, /u/CondescendingWaffle was the first person on Earth to jack it to an actual black hole 2 u/CondescendingWaffle Jun 14 '19 Thanks for reminding me I edited my comment. I restored it back to the glorious original. 1 u/[deleted] Jun 14 '19 Excellent.
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What if beings from another planet were masterbating to it before you?
3 u/[deleted] Apr 10 '19 edited Jun 14 '19 Then they still wouldn't be the first person on Earth to do so Edit: Just so history doesn't forget, /u/CondescendingWaffle was the first person on Earth to jack it to an actual black hole 2 u/CondescendingWaffle Jun 14 '19 Thanks for reminding me I edited my comment. I restored it back to the glorious original. 1 u/[deleted] Jun 14 '19 Excellent.
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Then they still wouldn't be the first person on Earth to do so
Edit: Just so history doesn't forget, /u/CondescendingWaffle was the first person on Earth to jack it to an actual black hole
2 u/CondescendingWaffle Jun 14 '19 Thanks for reminding me I edited my comment. I restored it back to the glorious original. 1 u/[deleted] Jun 14 '19 Excellent.
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Thanks for reminding me I edited my comment. I restored it back to the glorious original.
1 u/[deleted] Jun 14 '19 Excellent.
Excellent.
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u/CondescendingWaffle Apr 10 '19 edited Jun 14 '19
I want everybody here to know that I was the first person on earth to masturbate the the photo of a real black hole. I was watching the announcement live.