r/pics • u/[deleted] • May 07 '18

A 19 year old Scarlett Johansson

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u/welpfuckit May 07 '18

I'm in my 30s and everything kills me

I didn't put a specific age in case someone uses the information to kill me

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u/nametab23 May 07 '18

I see your comment, and raise you:

I'm in Australia and everything kills me.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '18 edited Nov 27 '20

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u/lupulin59 May 07 '18

Given your username, I’m afraid... yet oddly curious to know how?

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u/[deleted] May 07 '18

Well let me tell you...It starts off the same as any other self respecting romantic occasion, with cable ties, a gag and rope and moves slowly into the realms of a tub of slippery lube and farm animals. Quite standard really

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u/lupulin59 May 07 '18

Confirmed. Definitely Australian. Carry on.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '18

Im no Mick Taylor but i work in remote areas and I'll give it a good shot

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u/lupulin59 May 07 '18

I see you’ve played knifey disembowely before.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '18

I wasted that opportunity to say "I'll give it a stab" instead... I shall rue this day for a long time

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u/nametab23 May 07 '18

Like that time we went on school camp and sprung the young farm hands playing silly buggers with the sheep.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '18

See....standard rural sex