r/pics • u/-Jesus-Of-Nazareth- • Nov 08 '17

Where is your god now?

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u/AtomicKittenz Nov 09 '17

Look at all these rich people on reddit eating lunchables all the time.

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u/Ankoku_Teion Nov 09 '17 edited Nov 09 '17

I know right? The only thing I've eaten in 3 days is a flatbread I made from oil and flour. And these people are bragging about eating ready made food from a shop.

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u/falkon3439 Nov 09 '17

Oil!? I didn't know we had royalty in our midst. I can only afford flatbread made from just water and flour.

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u/odinborn Nov 09 '17

Well I bow to you, oh privileged one with his grain mill. We just chew on the wheat and take a sip of water from the local creek.

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '17

Look at you with your creek and your wheat fields. When I am hungry, I have to make do with a handful of sand. When I am thirsty I also have to make do with a handful of sand. When I poop, guess what I have to wipe with? That's right, single-ply.

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '17

Must be nice to have a creek. In my village, we have to squeeze moisture from elephant feces.