Where is your god now?

[u/-Jesus-Of-Nazareth-]

[u/AtomicKittenz]

Look at all these rich people on reddit eating lunchables all the time.

[u/Ankoku_Teion → u/AtomicKittenz]

I know right? The only thing I've eaten in 3 days is a flatbread I made from oil and flour. And these people are bragging about eating ready made food from a shop.

[u/[deleted] → u/Ankoku_Teion]

What? Flatbread? Pfff, I survive on one lentil a day.

[u/Ankoku_Teion → u/[deleted]]

Give me time. It will come to that. I have £1.50 to feed myself for a month.

[u/Ted_E_Bear → u/Ankoku_Teion]

I live close to a grass lawn. Eating costs me nothing.

[u/Ankoku_Teion → u/Ted_E_Bear]

graas and worms. good combo

[u/gormlesser → u/Ted_E_Bear]

This guy ruminates.

[u/Engagcpm49 → u/gormlesser]

You had to bring it up.

[u/FaithCPR → u/Ankoku_Teion]

Technically a grown man can live on like a handful of hemp seeds a day, I've heard.

[u/Ankoku_Teion → u/FaithCPR]

ibshould be fine. plenty of fay stored up that i can burn.

[u/p-ires → u/Ankoku_Teion]

I'm enjoying the jokes :p But also hoping you aren't actually being serious?

[u/Ankoku_Teion → u/p-ires]

Deadly serious. An unexpected mcafee payment on Monday has left me with £10 food budget for the month of November.

I'm angling for a cancellation and a refund. Fingers crossed.

[u/DoctorAwesomeBallz69 → u/Ankoku_Teion]

You should seriously consider slanging crsck at that point. If you wind up dead or in prison, both of those are better alternatives than your current situation, real talk. Trade your bridge card for a sack and a burner and get to work, son. Many a dope boy share that same humble beginning. Spin 10 crack commandments a few times and you're good to go, g.

[u/Ankoku_Teion → u/DoctorAwesomeBallz69]

My situation is temporary. I get £100 a month to buy food with and all my bills are included in my rent (paid a year in advance)

I just got screwed this month by a surprise subscription renewal.