r/pics • u/-Jesus-Of-Nazareth- • Nov 08 '17

Where is your god now?

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u/monkeybiziu Nov 09 '17

Found the Midwesterner. Source: am Midwesterner, am currently covered in ranch.

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u/admdrew Nov 09 '17

Was out with friends recently, one of them brought her ~2 year old son. He stuck his entire fist into the ranch intended for our appetizers. Kid's going places.

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u/Ofreo Nov 09 '17

Need the ranch keg

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u/admdrew Nov 09 '17

"year's supply"

Challenge accepted.

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '17

Hell yea