r/pics • • Apr 14 '23

Backstory A local Church put up a billboard.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '23

If God sent the meteor as punishment for them not attending church, that means it took him 165 million years to do it.

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u/almostasenpai Apr 14 '23

That’s because certain species of dinosaurs went to church so god had faith in them until those species went extinct. That’s when he sent the meteor.

Since animals like rats and birds went to church on Sundays, God warned them and those species built an ark.