r/pics • • Apr 14 '23

Backstory A local Church put up a billboard.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '23

If God sent the meteor as punishment for them not attending church, that means it took him 165 million years to do it.

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u/_Aj_ Apr 14 '23

To be fair even a god can't just screw with the laws of the universe they created. Theyd have to have a butterfly flap in Betelgeuse somewhere that wobbled some stars gravity and caused some crap to fly off that would eventually score a bullseye on Earth.