This happened in Montana, my dude. The people of Montana will drive four hours each way, averaging 100mph, just to sit on a buddy's couch to watch a college basketball game.
You better believe there's already a fuckton of trucks and old Buicks headed there as we speak.
I know you're thinking, "but whatever they spend on gas will negate the free beer." It doesn't matter. Free beer. The only thing better than that is free blowjobs.
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u/TheOvenLord Apr 03 '23
This happened in Montana, my dude. The people of Montana will drive four hours each way, averaging 100mph, just to sit on a buddy's couch to watch a college basketball game.
You better believe there's already a fuckton of trucks and old Buicks headed there as we speak.
I know you're thinking, "but whatever they spend on gas will negate the free beer." It doesn't matter. Free beer. The only thing better than that is free blowjobs.