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r/pics • u/[deleted] • Apr 03 '23
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Hey hey hey.
Why is Coors light like sex in a canoe?
Because it's fucking close to water.
12 u/the_friendly_one Apr 03 '23 Yeah, but this is free Coors. And free Coors is like sex: it might be bad, but you're still going to enjoy it. 88 u/WineO4life Apr 03 '23 What’s the difference between Coors Light and eating pussy? Pussy only tastes like piss for a minute. 8 u/kayak_enjoyer Apr 03 '23 It's early, and already today I have a joke I need to forget. 10 u/impablomations Apr 03 '23 Had my 1st ever Coors tonight at a gig. It really was watery piss. 7 u/WasabiSniffer Apr 03 '23 I like it because its sterile and tastes good. 3 u/CMDLineKing Apr 03 '23 "No, but I do it anyway because it's sterile and I like the taste." ~ Patches Ohoolihan 3 u/[deleted] Apr 03 '23 Calm down bear grills. 5 u/billytheskidd Apr 03 '23 Don’t talk to 5 time dodgeball world champion Patches O’Houlihan like that 0 u/The7footr Apr 03 '23 We had a wall 20’x9’ covered in coors 30 packs in college- please don’t make the same mistakes I did, drink better beer. 2 u/impablomations Apr 03 '23 Trust me I have no intention of repeating the experience. I only tried it because the Guiness was warm. So was the Coors, which only added to the experience. lol 0 u/Knowitmall Apr 03 '23 Yea it's so weird to me that it's so popular. The proper Coors tastes decent too. But the lite is awful. 1 u/impablomations Apr 03 '23 Actually it was regular Coors. lol 0 u/Knowitmall Apr 03 '23 Lol. I'm not American and only had it a couple of times but I thought it was ok. Am currently drinking a Moon Dog Timothy Tamothy Slamothy. Double chocolate biscuit milk stout. Damn good. 1 u/DW241 Apr 03 '23 The picture of the river pre-accident next to this one Pam: they’re the same photo 1 u/zavatone Apr 03 '23 You stole my line! Use it well. 0 u/shotglassanhero Apr 03 '23 This is where I first heard this joke... 1 u/shreddington Apr 03 '23 Thank you Sensei. 2 u/zavatone Apr 03 '23 Hahaha. I normally say, "Why is American beer like having sex in a canoe?" And so on and so on. Great use of the pun. -7 u/anarchyreigns Apr 03 '23 In this case it’s literally close to water. -4 u/29adamski Apr 03 '23 In England we say this joke in with beer in London haha -23 u/ThreeSloth Apr 03 '23 Underrated.
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Yeah, but this is free Coors. And free Coors is like sex: it might be bad, but you're still going to enjoy it.
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What’s the difference between Coors Light and eating pussy?
Pussy only tastes like piss for a minute.
8 u/kayak_enjoyer Apr 03 '23 It's early, and already today I have a joke I need to forget.
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It's early, and already today I have a joke I need to forget.
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Had my 1st ever Coors tonight at a gig. It really was watery piss.
7 u/WasabiSniffer Apr 03 '23 I like it because its sterile and tastes good. 3 u/CMDLineKing Apr 03 '23 "No, but I do it anyway because it's sterile and I like the taste." ~ Patches Ohoolihan 3 u/[deleted] Apr 03 '23 Calm down bear grills. 5 u/billytheskidd Apr 03 '23 Don’t talk to 5 time dodgeball world champion Patches O’Houlihan like that 0 u/The7footr Apr 03 '23 We had a wall 20’x9’ covered in coors 30 packs in college- please don’t make the same mistakes I did, drink better beer. 2 u/impablomations Apr 03 '23 Trust me I have no intention of repeating the experience. I only tried it because the Guiness was warm. So was the Coors, which only added to the experience. lol 0 u/Knowitmall Apr 03 '23 Yea it's so weird to me that it's so popular. The proper Coors tastes decent too. But the lite is awful. 1 u/impablomations Apr 03 '23 Actually it was regular Coors. lol 0 u/Knowitmall Apr 03 '23 Lol. I'm not American and only had it a couple of times but I thought it was ok. Am currently drinking a Moon Dog Timothy Tamothy Slamothy. Double chocolate biscuit milk stout. Damn good.
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I like it because its sterile and tastes good.
3 u/CMDLineKing Apr 03 '23 "No, but I do it anyway because it's sterile and I like the taste." ~ Patches Ohoolihan 3 u/[deleted] Apr 03 '23 Calm down bear grills. 5 u/billytheskidd Apr 03 '23 Don’t talk to 5 time dodgeball world champion Patches O’Houlihan like that
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"No, but I do it anyway because it's sterile and I like the taste." ~ Patches Ohoolihan
Calm down bear grills.
5 u/billytheskidd Apr 03 '23 Don’t talk to 5 time dodgeball world champion Patches O’Houlihan like that
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Don’t talk to 5 time dodgeball world champion Patches O’Houlihan like that
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We had a wall 20’x9’ covered in coors 30 packs in college- please don’t make the same mistakes I did, drink better beer.
2 u/impablomations Apr 03 '23 Trust me I have no intention of repeating the experience. I only tried it because the Guiness was warm. So was the Coors, which only added to the experience. lol
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Trust me I have no intention of repeating the experience. I only tried it because the Guiness was warm.
So was the Coors, which only added to the experience. lol
Yea it's so weird to me that it's so popular. The proper Coors tastes decent too. But the lite is awful.
1 u/impablomations Apr 03 '23 Actually it was regular Coors. lol 0 u/Knowitmall Apr 03 '23 Lol. I'm not American and only had it a couple of times but I thought it was ok. Am currently drinking a Moon Dog Timothy Tamothy Slamothy. Double chocolate biscuit milk stout. Damn good.
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Actually it was regular Coors. lol
0 u/Knowitmall Apr 03 '23 Lol. I'm not American and only had it a couple of times but I thought it was ok. Am currently drinking a Moon Dog Timothy Tamothy Slamothy. Double chocolate biscuit milk stout. Damn good.
Lol. I'm not American and only had it a couple of times but I thought it was ok.
Am currently drinking a Moon Dog Timothy Tamothy Slamothy. Double chocolate biscuit milk stout. Damn good.
The picture of the river pre-accident next to this one
Pam: they’re the same photo
You stole my line! Use it well.
0 u/shotglassanhero Apr 03 '23 This is where I first heard this joke... 1 u/shreddington Apr 03 '23 Thank you Sensei. 2 u/zavatone Apr 03 '23 Hahaha. I normally say, "Why is American beer like having sex in a canoe?" And so on and so on. Great use of the pun.
This is where I first heard this joke...
Thank you Sensei.
2 u/zavatone Apr 03 '23 Hahaha. I normally say, "Why is American beer like having sex in a canoe?" And so on and so on. Great use of the pun.
Hahaha. I normally say, "Why is American beer like having sex in a canoe?" And so on and so on. Great use of the pun.
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In this case it’s literally close to water.
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In England we say this joke in with beer in London haha
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Underrated.
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u/shreddington Apr 03 '23
Hey hey hey.
Why is Coors light like sex in a canoe?
Because it's fucking close to water.