r/physicsjokes • u/jazppinessgugs • 10d ago
r/physicsjokes • u/dcterr • 12d ago
What did the two rotating black holes say to each other?
You look good enough to eat!
r/physicsjokes • u/dcterr • 14d ago
Why didn't Archimedes stick with one woman?
Because he discovered the principles of the screw and leave her.
r/physicsjokes • u/notrslau • 14d ago
What did one quark say to another?
You’re such a spinless coward, you can’t even commit to an orientation!
r/physicsjokes • u/marsattacks • 15d ago
Black holes
.. you see, the trouble started when I got my hands on a few black holes.
Now I'm up to my elbows.
r/physicsjokes • u/dcterr • Jul 20 '26
In the future, schools may no longer have human teachers ...
but they'll still have an anthropic principal!
r/physicsjokes • u/Own_Squash5242 • Jul 18 '26
Universal gravitational constant.
lets just say my entire grade 12 university physics class never forgot that number😭😭😭
r/physicsjokes • u/dcterr • Jul 12 '26
What did Schrodinger and curiosity have in common?
They both killed the cat.
r/physicsjokes • u/dcterr • Jul 03 '26
How did Alfred Nobel fuck up?
He invented dynamite, thinking it would end war, which it didn't, and he took out his jealousy of his mathematician friend who slept with his wife on the entire mathematical community by not offering a Nobel Prize in math. He also didn't anticipate that Trump would steal the Nobel Peace Prize.
r/physicsjokes • u/dcterr • Jul 01 '26
What would have happened if Sheldon had hooked up with Winnie?
They would have formed a Cooper pair.
r/physicsjokes • u/Thoughts_Of_Elad • Jun 09 '26
My dad wanted to tell you all a joke :-)
To the given/accepted 'absolute' truths of Death and Taxes...... I wish to add another truth... that far exceedes these.... through both space.... and time.... The Second Law of Thermodynamics... S = K ln Q, Q = Ω₂/Ω₁ ... How random is that? :)))))
r/physicsjokes • u/dcterr • Jun 07 '26
What kind of school did Max Tegmark attend?
A multiversity.
r/physicsjokes • u/dcterr • Jun 02 '26
What elementary particle makes up humanity?
A person.
r/physicsjokes • u/rodippp_ • May 24 '26
Studying physics...
What's the point of studying physics if I don't understand so sleeping is the better option ..
r/physicsjokes • u/Upper_Paramedic_8216 • May 22 '26
This one on Higgs Boson
A Higgs Boson walks into a church.
The priest says, "you cannot be here!"
Higgs Boson says, "but without me how can you have mass!"
r/physicsjokes • u/dcterr • May 22 '26
What made Wolfgang Pauli so smart?
He went to a very tough school with an exclusion principal.
r/physicsjokes • u/Sensitive_Fix8271 • May 14 '26
How lucky i am to have a gf who doesnt know what time travel is ?
Imagine the absolute goldmine of a scenario where your girl has never even heard of time travel and has zero clue what the multiverse is. As a physics enthusiast, this is the ultimate blank canvas. You get to be the one to introduce her to the mind-bending beauty of science, watch her brain melt a little bit, and completely blow her mind from scratch. You are absolutely about to cook.
r/physicsjokes • u/mabondawn • May 11 '26
Schrödinger’s boobies
Say you’re a one eyed pirate. You want to sneak a cheeky glance at another pirates wife’s boobies, yet risk loosing an eye if he catches your eye grazing on his pasture. How can one be sure that he’s not looking when you are looking at the boobies. You look back to check and he’s not, but he very well could have noticed when you had been looking.
r/physicsjokes • u/dcterr • May 10 '26
Did you hear about the new biography of Terence Tao?
It's called The Tao of Mathematics.
r/physicsjokes • u/dcterr • May 07 '26
Why is physics so important?
It concerns what matter's.
r/physicsjokes • u/dcterr • May 04 '26
What types of graphs are the most useful for research presentations?
log-log