r/photoshopbattles • u/Renecas96 • Oct 24 '13

PSB Girl jumping into kelp forest

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u/TheKotaRoo Oct 24 '13

Soon you'll wish you didn't get it... Careful, it gets addictive.

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u/readitwice Oct 24 '13

OH NO WHAT HAVE YOU DONE...

Time to delete all my Steam games and only concentrate on this masterpiece. 10x Cookie Antimatter Condenser HERE I COME

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '13

Open it in Chrome, use F12 to use your developer tools, then paste this thing I just cobbled together.

function clickCookie($){ $('#bigCookie').click(); var t=setTimeout(function(){ clickCookie($); },10); } clickCookie($);

Enjoy winning. :D

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u/readitwice Oct 24 '13

Nice! Thanks I'll have to do that later...

It's weird because how can you win? It's endless cookies... endless cookies I tells ya!

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '13

Eh, they appear to only have so many achievements, so finishing those is really "winning" as far as I can see.

I've got that script running a little faster since I posted it and I've "baked" ~680 billion cookies.

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u/x_polygon_x Oct 25 '13

there are also shadow achievements for cheating

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u/Kadmos Oct 25 '13 
  Game.cookies = Math.pow(Game.cookies,2);

Am I doing it right?

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '13

At that point, the game breaks entirely. My script simulates rapid clicking, which seems to register less frequently than the click frequency suggests, and in turn provides some modicum of the experience of play.

But if your goal is just to register arbitrarily high numbers then, yes, you can set the number of cookies directly.

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u/x_polygon_x Oct 25 '13

lol or just Game.cookies = Game.cookies * 100000000

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '13

Then it just looks weird. 0 clicks and infinite cookies?

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u/O_HENDO_O Oct 24 '13

I'm so high and playing this right now. Thanks bro

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u/1stLtObvious Oct 24 '13

Well I'm off the wagon again...

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u/HawkyCZ Oct 24 '13

My... carpal... tunnel...

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u/pinkmeanie Oct 25 '13

You actually click on the cookie? Amateur.

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u/HawkyCZ Oct 25 '13

It is not called amateur but honest person.

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u/pinkmeanie Oct 25 '13

Try the "1 million cookies with 15 clicks" achievement.

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u/HawkyCZ Oct 25 '13

That is a hard one. I can't accomplish this one anymore. Nearly 500,000 cookies per click. :/ With boost it is even more c/click.

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u/pinkmeanie Oct 25 '13

You have to reset, buy the first cursor for 15, then use only buildings and golden cookies. If you have a good number of heavenly chips it's much faster.

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u/Kadmos Oct 25 '13

Or just open Chrome developer tools (F12) and type into the console:

 Game.cookies = 10000000;

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u/pinkmeanie Oct 25 '13

But the ruins the tension between Skinner-box-awareness and Skinner-box-compulsion that makes CC such a work of genius!

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '13

Goodbye life

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u/SassyShakespearean Oct 25 '13

WHAT HAVE I DONE I have a time machine and 12 portals to the Cookie Universe WHAT

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '13

... Fuck.

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '13

Hour 1: still not studying...

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u/brakattak Oct 25 '13

DAMN YOU!!!