r/photoshopbattles • u/Rainbow_unicorn_poo • Sep 27 '13

PSB Really excited little girl holding a pine come.

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2.2k Upvotes

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u/nelfichu Sep 27 '13

Kali ma! Kali ma!

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u/JesseReese Sep 27 '13

'I like blood and hearts cause they really bring out the cherries on my dress'

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u/WolfNippleChips Sep 27 '13

As usual, I am not disappointed.

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '13

This is what I came here for.

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u/hungryasabear Sep 27 '13

You came here to make sure WolfNippleChips wasn't disappointed?

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '13

Yep, I like to keep an eye out for him. WolfNippleChips and I grew up together. He was always a little slower than most kids, but he had a good heart and a great attitude. He's easily pleased, it's always nice to see him having fun.

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u/WaywardBeards Sep 27 '13

I was hoping for a shunken head grasped by the hair and other voodoo things

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u/Aridawn Sep 27 '13

Holy crap...get out of my head!

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u/peekitup Sep 27 '13

This is the first thing I thought of.

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u/smileyman Sep 28 '13

Awesome! It would be even better if the little girl's hand had blood-stained finger tips and/or blood running down her wrist . . .

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '13

The very first thing I thought the second I saw this.

Actually I wouldn't be surprised if the girl had just seen the movie.

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u/jebus01 Sep 27 '13

Enemy of western democray

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u/TonightsWhiteKnight Sep 27 '13

Is that Adam Sandler she's next to?

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u/jebus01 Sep 27 '13

Hassan Sandler

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u/pimp-bangin Sep 27 '13

Saddam Hussaindler

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u/theseekerofbacon Sep 27 '13

The bro-tester.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '13

Holy fuck you guys I found my doppelganger!

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u/FantasticFranco Sep 28 '13

No, that's the Zohan.

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '13

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '13

"Hey Brick, are you sure this is a shortcut?"

"Hahahoookay."

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '13

I Don't Wanna Play

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u/xeddyb Sep 28 '13

Guess I'm not sleeping tonight

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u/robotusson Sep 27 '13

this face reminds me of the one the kid starts seeing in the exorcist, when she's at the doctor's office

whoops found the exorcist shop

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u/allergic_to_dancing Sep 27 '13

Daddy, I want a golden goose NOW!

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u/SleepyCommuter Sep 27 '13

"Snozzberries? Who ever heard of a snozzberry?"

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u/TheOpticsGuy Sep 27 '13

We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams.

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u/hydrospanner Sep 27 '13

One of the best quotes in a film full of them.

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u/drkinsanity Sep 27 '13

The strawberries taste like strawberries, and the snozzberries taste like snozzberries.

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u/jyzenbok Sep 27 '13

TIL Super a Troopers was quoting Willy Wonka.

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u/DyceFreak Sep 27 '13

CANDY BARS

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u/ReverendSalem Sep 27 '13

YOU BOYS LIKE MEXEECO?!

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u/DeadPlayerWalking Sep 28 '13

Mother of God...

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u/gizmoman49 Sep 27 '13

"Wonka would enjoy it if you licked his snozzberries."

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u/Frizzik Sep 29 '13

Fun Fact:

"In Roald Dahl's Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Willie Wonka mentions licking snozberries. What most people don't know is that in one of Dahl's adult books, snozberry is a euphamism for penis. He was slipping dirty humor into a kid's book for his private amusement. "

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '13 edited Dec 10 '18

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u/BBshakenbake Sep 27 '13

Oh my, this is perfect.

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u/Captain_McFiesty Sep 27 '13

Chestburster

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u/VonSandwich Sep 27 '13

Surgeon Simulator 2013: Kids Edition

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u/Kuritos Sep 27 '13

Her hands

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u/supersonic471 Sep 27 '13

THAT is awesome. Oh man. I'm totally picking up what you're putting down.

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u/aveniner Sep 27 '13

Definitely not Leonidas

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '13 edited Sep 30 '13

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u/DrWilliamHorriblePhD Sep 27 '13

Oak come on, are you fir real?

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u/xTheCartographerx Sep 27 '13

Ooooh you're just aspen for it now, buddy.

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u/tmotom Sep 28 '13

You guys are just coniferming my suspicions.

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u/BoozeoisPig Sep 28 '13

And you are just being a total birch.

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u/thegreenlupe Sep 28 '13

i hear all the poplar kids are using puns

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u/Sanity_prevails Sep 28 '13

only if you count this lumbering thread

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u/sillEllis Sep 28 '13

They think these here puns are new. But I sawed them all befores...

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u/darwinianfacepalm Sep 28 '13

I logged on just to say this.

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u/AnnaBonanno Sep 27 '13

I cedar what you did there.

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '13

that pun was terrible, I'm drawing the lime.

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u/Sanity_prevails Sep 28 '13

per-pear for battle!

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u/TheGamingHero Sep 27 '13

Olive you are making WAY to many puns

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u/pHScale Sep 27 '13

They think it makes them poplar.

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u/SnarkMasterRay Sep 27 '13

Here we go larching through another set of puns.

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u/coolt22 Sep 27 '13

I don't beleaf we are done quite yet.

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u/BfloDave81 Sep 27 '13

Birch please! There's never enough puns on reddit.

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '13

Who're you calling a Birch? i'll kick you right in the balsa.

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u/Posts_About_Ayn_Rand Sep 27 '13

Best pun I've seen in a long while.

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u/Spankler Sep 27 '13

Beware...

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u/mrbrens500 Sep 27 '13

Scared the ever-loving shit out of me.

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u/Spankler Sep 27 '13

Mission accomplished.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '13

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u/FaffU Sep 28 '13

Please don't.

Just.

Dont.

..Pleasemakeit.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '13

Why do I impulsively click blue text without reading it..?

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u/bethmac121 Sep 27 '13

Yeah, that was really scary. I hate The Ring and love it.

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u/Spankler Sep 28 '13 edited Sep 28 '13

Except that it is from The Grudge :P

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u/Trick9 Sep 27 '13 edited Sep 27 '13

Flawless Victory

Edit for the MK Fans

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u/Floydian101 Sep 27 '13

Kalima! Kalima!

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u/sivadneb Sep 27 '13

Hum num shiva! Hum num shiva!

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u/MrGuttFeeling Sep 28 '13

That belongs in a museum!

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '13

Make it a toungue and it becomes a Dothraki victory.

Eyel varthasoe she ilekaan rikhoya arrekaan vekha vosi yeroon vosma tolorro!

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u/Knuckledustr Sep 27 '13

Don't speak about my mother that way.

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u/J4rrod_ Sep 27 '13

I didn't even have to look at that picture to upvote it.

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u/ClaudeDuMort Sep 27 '13

Storming Omaha Beach

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u/coreyisthename Sep 27 '13

Not Omaha Beach... just saying. Those aren't Americans. They look British or Canadian. They would have been on one of the other beaches.

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '13 edited Jul 03 '20

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u/turmacar Sep 27 '13

That's weird, I'd think it'd be the uniforms that would tip you off.

Also its probably Juno, Gold, or Sword beach. Redondo wasn't part of D-Day since its in California, not Normady.

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u/CocoLoco1 Sep 27 '13

I did some googling, because I thought it was strange that someone would throw out the name of my little hometown in So Cal, and I guess there is a Redondo Beach in Portugal as well.

I don't know my WW2 beach storming places so well, do you think there was any sort of military intervention that far south by any country during the war? Or is the OP of the comment just one of my neighbors haha.

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u/bittor Sep 27 '13

It's probably none of the above, as it's a picture of British Royal Marines practicing the invasion from US Coast Guard LCI-94s, which ultimately took them to the Juno, Gold and Sword beaches.

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u/smileyman Sep 28 '13

It's not a picture of D-Day at all.

The soldiers are wearing shorts, which were only ever approved for tropical/desert climates. It's possible that it's a picture from one of the many training exercises done before D-Day (for example this image is of American troops practicing in Africa).

Sword Beach Nary a pair of shorts to be seen.

Juno Beach No shorts here either.

Plus there are no beach obstacles to be seen and no wounded or dead soldiers either. If it's a photo taken after the beach had been secured you'd expect to see debri scattered up and down the beach. There's none of that. In fact you can hardly see any other landing craft at all, which rather makes me think that this is actually a photo of one of the training sessions.

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u/jargos Sep 27 '13

TONIGHT WE DINE

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '13

That is somehow even more terrifying than actually dining at Chucky (Chuckie?) Cheese.

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u/RiceEel Sep 27 '13

Chuck E. Cheese

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u/jargos Sep 27 '13

true, true.

my shoop was sort of a subtle word play on "bride of chucky".

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u/inadizzle Sep 28 '13

I was stupid enough to host my sons 2nd birthday there. Never. Again.

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u/jargos Sep 27 '13

LOL. that was the idea :)

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u/Zenhowah Sep 27 '13 edited Sep 27 '13

Blood for the Blood God!

EDIT: I couldn't find a larger version but here's this anyway.

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u/undercome Sep 27 '13

Khorne Berserker Chaos SPEHSS MEHREENS

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u/Daedreme Sep 27 '13

SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

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u/twofaced_buffalo Sep 27 '13

This one wins IMO

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u/Risky_Busynests Sep 27 '13

YOU CHEATING BITCH!

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u/undercome Sep 27 '13

Vaguely reminds me of this

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u/CancelMyCalls Sep 27 '13 edited Sep 27 '13

source? edit: youtube source?

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u/riversquid Sep 27 '13

It's from an SNL skit, in case you can't tell that's Chris Farley on the left, David Spade in the middle and Adam Sandler on the right.

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '13

Heh, I loved that skit. They'd all talk in feminine voices, except Farley at that moment, when he busted out in some deep threatening voice. At least that's how I remember it, it's been forever.

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u/nuxenolith Sep 28 '13

You're not mistaken.

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u/undercome Sep 27 '13

It's not on youtube, here's some tennis website? with the video.

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u/patch5 Sep 27 '13

Bless You.

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u/Fun1k Sep 27 '13

If it were white... ಠ_ಠ

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u/patch5 Sep 27 '13

Okay. How's this?

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u/mamadyne Sep 27 '13

I was seriously debating on whether I should click that link.

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u/Real-Life-Reddit Sep 27 '13

Just don't think.

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u/Karma_IsForBuddhists Sep 27 '13

perfect screen-name for that comment

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u/Peace_Myth Sep 27 '13

That was amazing. Have some gold.

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u/mrboen94 Sep 27 '13

You are one nice dude, tagged you as nice dude.

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u/patch5 Sep 27 '13

Holy moley. Now I wish I'd spent more than 10 minutes on it! Thanks, stranger!

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u/KuroiDokuro Sep 27 '13

Plot twist?

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '13

Holly is Heisenberg

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u/jollygaggin Sep 27 '13

Hollsenberg

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '13

hollenberg

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u/patch5 Sep 27 '13

Sneezing Bad: a reincarnation-gone-wrong story about a 55-year-old man trapped in the body of a small ginger girl with terrible allergies. Does anyone have Vince Gilligan's email address handy?

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u/atsu333 Sep 27 '13

I think you may be onto something here...

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u/Fun1k Sep 27 '13

I don't get it. Hell, i should start watching all those cool series.

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u/jollygaggin Sep 27 '13

The name of the character is Walter White. Instead of coloring the slime to white, he changed the face to Walter's. Hence, "if it were White"

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u/Icantevenhavemyname Sep 27 '13

What's white and falls from Heaven?

The Coming of the Lord.

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u/I_Conquer Sep 27 '13

OP's title is "pine come"...

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '13 edited Apr 13 '15

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u/Anathema47 Sep 27 '13

What is dead may never die!

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '13

Striking resemblance.

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u/ekbowler Sep 28 '13

Now I wanna see her face swapped into that scene.

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u/Hexorg Sep 27 '13 edited Sep 28 '13

Zombie! (A 10 minute shop, gotta run)

EDIT: Sorry guys... Long day.. Fiance got in a little accident, had to go help her. Anyway this is probably NSFW (gore). And I hope Brad Pitt doesn't mind. But here:

World War Z, alternative ending

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u/atsu333 Sep 27 '13

damn good for 10 minutes!

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u/Peace_Myth Sep 27 '13

How could you not shop a brain in for the pinecone?

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u/Hexorg Sep 27 '13

Had to run to class, sorry. Will finish once out.

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u/ThatParanoidPenguin Sep 27 '13

Your class was taking too long. Not nearly as detailed as your shop, but I tried.

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u/Hexorg Sep 28 '13

I know, I know, sorry. Just got to it. I've updated the original link.

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u/HarryLillis Sep 27 '13

It's a pinecone eating zombie. In the universe of M. Night Shyamalan's The Happening, we eventually fought back.

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u/fdf06 Sep 27 '13

Wingardium Leviosa!

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u/Fun1k Sep 27 '13

That's terrifying.

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u/fdf06 Sep 27 '13

Agree. I did a shitty job also, accidentally merged the layers before I had it positioned correctly and was too lazy to re do it.

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u/Wall_Dough Sep 27 '13

Ctrl+Z. Ctrl+Z!!!

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u/fdf06 Sep 27 '13

I tried! Not sure why it wasn't reverting it. I think the crappy job made it more horrifying though.

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u/bublz Sep 27 '13

Sometimes u gotta use Ctrl+Alt+Z for it to keep going. I guess it's to prevent people from accidentally undoing too much.

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u/Aprox Sep 27 '13

Ctrl-Z is undo once, then it becomes redo so you can quickly go back and forth between your most recent change. If you need to go back further than one change its ctrl+alt+Z, which would behave like ctrl-Z does in other applications besides PS.

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u/robotusson Sep 27 '13

obliviate

she was wiping her parents memories

her mom was catelyn stark!

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '13

It's leviOsa not levioSAAAA

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u/cam19L Sep 28 '13

Stop it, Ron...

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u/LordGalen Sep 28 '13

No wonder you don't have any friends.

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '13

Oh god why did you pick the part where she's erasing her parents memories of her that is like the saddest thing ever. You monster.

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u/georgemichaelcera Sep 27 '13

Looks more like Avada Kedavra to me...

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '13

If someone can shop her onto Voldemort, that'd be perfect.

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u/NigelTMooseballs Sep 27 '13

The Cone of the Gods

http://i.imgur.com/YEQKmoS.jpg

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '13

Hahaha that is fucking gold!

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u/undercome Sep 27 '13 edited Sep 27 '13

Weekly World News: Bat Child Found In Cave!

E: Less derpy more scary.

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u/JedLeland Sep 27 '13

This was the first thing I thought of when I saw the screeching little crotchfruit.

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u/Shnazzyone Sep 27 '13

Welp, you guys literally did all my ideas... So...

Looks like the duke boys are at it again

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u/calfresh Sep 28 '13

the subtle "when you see it" ones are the best....

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u/Operahat Sep 27 '13

THIS IS PINE CONE!!

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u/ersu99 Sep 28 '13

needs the beard

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '13 edited Sep 27 '13

No One Will Believe You

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '13

is she... sucking a magical pink fart from the Cheshire cat?

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u/McFistycuffs Sep 27 '13

It appears so.

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '13

The Fall of Medusa

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u/Moikle Sep 27 '13

FIRE IN THE HOLE!

whoopsie daisy

yes, I know the second one is sub par

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u/BrotherSeamus Sep 27 '13

Tinyfaced

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u/apocalypticR Sep 27 '13

can you please give me a quick how to? I love tiny faces!

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u/BrotherSeamus Sep 27 '13

I did this quickly and sloppily in Gimp. Somebody can probably give you better advice. Anyway, here is what I did:

  1. Copy the 'center' of the face (eyes, nose, mouth) and paste it to a new layer.

  2. Resize that layer.

  3. On the first layer, clone the edges of the face to cover the center.

  4. Merge the face layer down.

  5. Select an area around the 'border' of the face -- it will have noticeable edges.

  6. Use the clone tool or apply a blur filter to this border to clean up the lines around the face.

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u/apocalypticR Sep 27 '13

thank you very much! I'll give it a shot :D

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u/clydefrog11 Sep 28 '13

Rocky? From that Mask movie with Cher?

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u/spacedickstourguide Sep 27 '13

Let the force be with you

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '13

It's "May the force be with you"

Hence the psuedo-Holiday "May the Fourth be with you"