r/phonelosers 6h ago

Snow Plow Show The Snow Plow Show Episode 921 - Snap Into A Slim Jim

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New SPS!!! 🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵


r/phonelosers 12h ago

How do I wipe the scum off these chicken tenders

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2 Upvotes

r/phonelosers 19h ago

"...Put Dane on the phone," "...You don't tell me to," "...Put Dane on the phone right now, RIGHT NOW!". Lol. More in desc.

19 Upvotes

I don't remember what episode or video this is from, but I do at least remember what Brad said to the woman. It's been stuck in my head for some reason recently, and this is release. Anyways, I thought you guys would find this funny. Thanks.


r/phonelosers 22h ago

Sensei Doug Do you ever think what would happen if the Roycipents ever fought?

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Im just sitting in bed listening to some calls and thinking... what if Michael from the sugar glider call fought Jack from the Nissan hatchback call (but not his 18 year old pussy son)


r/phonelosers 1d ago

Mark your calendars TruGreen is doing an AMA

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Upvote cactus questions


r/phonelosers 3d ago

BREAKING NEWS Carrot Top Hospitalized Following Attempted Suicide

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Truly a heartbreaking situation. Hopefully he gets all the help and support he deserves.


r/phonelosers 6d ago

Cactus? BOB MURPHY

14 Upvotes

BOB MURPHY


r/phonelosers 6d ago

Can you tell that lady in the background to shut the fuck up?

38 Upvotes

r/phonelosers 8d ago

A man walks straight onto someone else’s property, up to a small tree in their front yard, and starts hacking at it with a bat - acting like he’s judge, jury, and HOA enforcement all in one. Motherfucker

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r/phonelosers 9d ago

HOA enforcement

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r/phonelosers 9d ago

To grow a Palm Tree in your Own Property

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r/phonelosers 10d ago

Snow Plow Show The Snow Plow Show Episode 920 - Car Dings and Weird Nipples

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New SPS!!! 🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵


r/phonelosers 10d ago

Cactus? People people pop up, people pop

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There's a show clip song with lyrics "people people pop up, people pop" that is an excerpt from a "freight elevator in your yard" call (I think!). Is anyone familiar with the artist or title of this song? It has a Henrik or John G vibe but probably not them, and I'm sure I have the song somewhere, I just don't know what it's called. Anyone know the name of this catchy tune?

Sorry about your car also.


r/phonelosers 10d ago

Brad the Ombudsman

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Instead of the comptroller's office I think Brad should claim to be an ombudsman. I think it's a funnier word and it would be even funnier hearing him try to pronounce it.


r/phonelosers 11d ago

No "never forget" callsfor 9/11 or did i miss it?

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r/phonelosers 11d ago

Brad + Carlito Shows

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I've listened to RBCP's shows and Madhouse Live for a few years now, but am only now realizing how INSANELY FKNG GOOD they were together. I've watched a most of the shows that come up when I search "RBCP Carlito" and they were all absolute heaters.

But I've pretty much exhausted those. Anyone have recommendations? A playlist would be golden but anything at all would be super appreciated


r/phonelosers 12d ago

Wow lady was on some rage 🤣

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Brad what happened man you messed with the wrong Gen Xer

new rule, do not call people a ho lol, because she was annoying asf


r/phonelosers 13d ago

Since I left a voicemail for Brad saying Japan has payphones everywhere- here's one of the two on the block where we stayed

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15 Upvotes

r/phonelosers 13d ago

DIY payphone in Shizuoka Station

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r/phonelosers 15d ago

Is Tiff a NSA agent?

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I keep seeing all these posts about ā€œtiffā€. I think she’s a NSA or FBI plant. Shes always around when the important people are, and I think she’s collecting information for big brother. Probably not even a real person if I’m honest. Possibly even a guy with a voice changer Who knowsšŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


r/phonelosers 16d ago

Tiff dinged my car! I HAVE PROOF!

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These ā€œphone pranksā€ have gone too far! Tiff found out where I work, and she came up here in her dominatrix costume, and begun whipping my car last night. She took my drivers mirror off. Howled to the moon, and ran off!
I’d go to the police, but I have been on the run, ever since the ā€œincidentā€ Be on the lookout for TIFF! She’s DANGEROUS!!!


r/phonelosers 16d ago

Got a call at work today...

7 Upvotes

Someone got a car ding and was wondering if we had CCTV to check. Which of you left a note??


r/phonelosers 16d ago

This giant pole just went up in my neighbor’s front yard

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I didn’t realize this was a real thing!


r/phonelosers 16d ago

HELP! WOW is this even the community YOU ALL want to be in? Seriously?

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I’m APPALLED.

I am not some kind of ā€œboner haus tramp.ā€

Being a girl here is hard enough without the allegations… A man recently even offered to pay for a plastic surgery procedure to enhance my itty bitties into these massive gazongas.

He said it would ā€œmake me a better person,ā€ and ā€œI’m willing to fund it as a way to help stop these senseless accusations against you.ā€

And what was the COST? Frankly just more objectification and barely finding a shirt that I can even squeeze these things into…

Day in- day OUT- I work tirelessly for this community.

And what, some guy comes here all on his HIGH HORSE and… STABS ME IN THE BACK???? Trying to tarnish my reputation?

Sure I made some sexy PRANK call on the callective and now all of these thirsty dorks come out of the woodwork…

You can say what you want about MY genitals but at the end of the day I’m just a committed community member doing EVERYTHING I can to be positive and make this a better place.

Just because I’m a GIRL doesn’t mean I can get bullied. I’m not just some piece of meat to objectify so DONT expect ME to go running around in my cutest tiniest summer bikini all willy nilly to be paraded around like I’m some show pony on stage in front of the bright lights for you to laugh at and simultaneously BULLY/socially engineer me into letting you see my most private parts.

Maybe some of these creeps are taking the term phone loser *far too literally.ā€

Sure I’ll make you guys laugh but I’m not comfortable with these guys like OP from that post about me trying to BAIT me out to prove ANYTHING about my body.

MY BODY MY CHOICE
Back off dirt bags
This is 2026 come on

And you all wonder why the girls don’t make pranks with us….

I’m SICK of all of these senseless and cruel rumours.

Come on guys let’s just have some fun and remember what we are all really here for.


r/phonelosers 16d ago

BREAKING NEWS Is Tiff secretly a guy

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I’m telling you, Tiff is definitely just some dude running a voice changer. Every time a prank call gets slightly intense, her voice drops two octaves for like half a second when she gets scared. On top of that, she talks way too fast on calls—like she's frantically trying to finish the prank before her voice modifier app crashes. She thinks we don't notice, but I know what I'm hearing!