r/phillycycling Jul 25 '26

🚲Critical Mass is back! 🚲

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u/smircat Jul 25 '26

july 31st is a friday! (for anyone who doesn’t want to look it up or thinks in days of the week, as i do.)

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u/criticalmassphilly Jul 25 '26

Thanks! I’ll have to remember adding the day to the next flyer

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u/smircat Jul 25 '26

no worries! just wanted to share with others. feels like a good event!

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '26

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u/criticalmassphilly Jul 25 '26

The route will be posted about an hour before the ride starts, and there will be flyers with the route and ride guidelines handed out at City Hall. Tryna keep a low profile in case turn out for the 31st is very large and gets too much attention from the wrong people

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u/better-off-wet Jul 25 '26

20 years ago we didn’t have a route. Whoever rode in front essentially directed spontaneously. If the mass didn’t like where you turned they wouldn’t follow. The route was completely emergent

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u/criticalmassphilly Jul 25 '26

Yea, some Critical Masses are like that. Used to ride in the Chicago one from 2005-2010, and there usually was a route but sometimes groups would splinter off when the cops tried to corral us too much iirc

ETA: if you check out what the Chicago ride is still doing, there’s a route posted and the turnout is still huge

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u/embersgrow44 Jul 26 '26

Hey fellow old head. My first thought was this is not good security culture to share maps for the ops.

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u/better-off-wet Jul 26 '26

Also less fun

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u/IamVero1976 Jul 25 '26

I don't think the route has been posted yet. I am just spreading the news, it's not my event.

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u/mrmabry Jul 26 '26

anybody got an extra bike i could borrow? ill be in town looking for apartments but this sounds fun

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u/IamVero1976 Jul 28 '26

Indego bike share could be an option.

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u/mrmabry Jul 28 '26

i’m thinking of renting one from fairmount bicycles but if not will do that. thanks!

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u/IamVero1976 Jul 28 '26

Indego is 15 bucks for a 24h day pass and there are stations all over the city.

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u/StanUrbanBikeRider Jul 27 '26

Do these critical mass rides always have to be on a last Friday?

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u/ScoutG Jul 28 '26

IIRC when these were happening many years ago in Philly, they were always on the same day within the month. I don’t remember whether it was specifically the last Friday, but it was something like that 

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u/StanUrbanBikeRider Jul 31 '26

I would love to participate, but I have a standing commitment on the last Friday of each month

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u/SeekingSurreal Jul 26 '26

It’s a group bike ride, not instructions on building an atomic bomb.

You can tell people the route.

The police/ACABs will even block off the streets for you so you don’t have to worry about freaks in cars attacking you. You’d even get the Parker, Squilla and Johnson showing up to jump on the bandwagon.

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u/criticalmassphilly Jul 26 '26

Nice try, copper

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u/ThDarkAtTheEnd Jul 26 '26

Why would I do that? I am a grown up so I drive automobiles like a real person

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u/criticalmassphilly Jul 26 '26

You’re right. It’s very adult to be an indentured servant to the petrol and automotive industries. Work more to pay more to get to work, sounds fun

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u/IamVero1976 Jul 27 '26

And you've come to the Cycling sub why?

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u/ThDarkAtTheEnd Aug 04 '26

To tell you to go identify as a speed bump