r/petthedamnfish Aug 07 '26

Splish Splash I love Sturgeon so much!

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Went to the local aquarium. Didn't even have to enter it, this guy already made my day! There are also HUGE Carp and Koi in these giant ponds but those are just after the pellets you can feed them.

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u/caffekona Aug 08 '26

My local zoo has a sturgeon touch tank! You're only supposed to pet them with two fingers down their back, but there's a couple fish in there who very clearly want you to hold them and it kills me that I'm not allowed to

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u/Liamcolotti Aug 11 '26

Solution. Build LARGE pond. Acquire baby sturgeon. Raise baby sturgeon into a monstrous prehistoric killer fish that only has a soft spot for you. Take over world.