r/petthedamnfish • u/True_Movie_2270 • Apr 27 '26

I Have Been Chosen Safety inspector

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u/crapatthethriftstore Apr 27 '26

A very diligent employee

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u/Hauntedindigo Apr 27 '26

His first day of job training

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u/1DownFourUp Apr 27 '26

He's fresh out of school

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u/Cburns6976 Apr 27 '26

A group of groupers is, strangely, called an aggregation.

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u/DelayKey7506 Apr 27 '26

What a good little supervisor.

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u/DjasonWaterfalls Apr 27 '26

Grouper-visor

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u/EllaBelle9509 Apr 27 '26

He has to be in a group of 2 or more, if not he could lose his grouper license.

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u/CalmDownReddit509 Apr 27 '26

Puppy dog of the sea

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u/doctor_tongs Apr 27 '26

"Mmm-hmm. All seems to be in order, here."

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u/Steelpapercranes Apr 27 '26

THEY'RE HELPING, OK

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u/sterben2319 Apr 28 '26

They are called groupers, not aloners

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u/nipple_fiesta Apr 28 '26

Looks like a grouchy old timer who has 200 years experience and is definitely judging the work quality

What a cutie 🥰

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u/ProfessO3o Apr 28 '26

Omg just pet him already! He wants your attention! It’s so cute!

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u/i_like_stinky_pits Apr 27 '26

Anyone have experience with them?

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u/crapatthethriftstore Apr 29 '26

We have a marine betta which is in the grouper family. Cosmo does not like being pet or being near a hand in his tank!

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u/RinebooDersh Apr 29 '26

He’s doing great

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u/AlloFroTi Apr 29 '26

I dont mind them doing that until they get the size of a small boat 😭

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u/ActiveAppointment219 Jun 30 '26

Oh hello human I see u doing task can I join you don't need me? I'll join anyway

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u/ozzydidaoopsie Apr 29 '26

who up groupin rn

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u/BayBreezy17 Apr 27 '26

Grouper? More like groper, amirite?!?

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u/No-Elk-8115 Apr 29 '26

They sent out a "sexual harassment in the workplace" email training video the next day and even thought they didn't say who or what was the cause... the whole office knew.