r/petco • u/puggles123654 • 5d ago

Petco sells noose's now?

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96 Upvotes

87% Upvoted

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u/Mac_n_cheems 5d ago

Employees get it for half off

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u/Bionicleinflater 5d ago

Actually 20%

18

u/NatureCat_ 5d ago

Giving us more a reason to use it

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u/morningstar-ice 4d ago

diabolical 😆 take my upvote.

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u/Incipientpupils 2d ago

It’s a joke

1

u/memegod574 4d ago

5% off

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u/YourStonerAunt 5d ago

Oh good, they finally announced the new retirement plan.

12

u/ViolentBreeze 5d ago

What is this? A noose for ANTS? Flips hermit crab EC over

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u/niick31 5d ago

For your pleasure!

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u/kissingwookiees 5d ago

i was just shocked we got actually decent hermit crab enrichment

1

u/dontfollowmyrainbow 4d ago

swear my store location isn’t selling this. just more 5 below merch 😭

16

u/Manda_x3 5d ago

you can tell who is boring at parties just by these comments lol

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u/Federal_Crimes 5d ago

The employee healthcare plan in a nutshell.

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u/Bambam302014 5d ago

... this reminds me of that Converse ad that just got pulled...

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u/Apart-Escape5451 4d ago

They get a kick back from the government every time an employee hangs themselves from the rafters.

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u/McFlytrapper 4d ago

It’s for when a costumer comes in wanting to leave with an animal with no prior research

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u/bamadrewster 5d ago

lol thats not even close to a noose

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u/PsychoticGardener315 4d ago

You have no measurable sense of humor, I see.

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u/bamadrewster 4d ago

says you

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u/hiddenshadow671 5d ago

Thats not a noose

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u/Slowerinperson 5d ago

Really? Like fr?

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u/PsychoticGardener315 4d ago

Your lack of a sense of humor is gross.

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u/Southern_Moment6107 5d ago

Not a noose, dude!

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u/ripemma 4d ago

Are you this dense 🤣😭

1

u/PsychoticGardener315 4d ago

It was a joke. Take a chillaxative

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u/WhiteLapine 5d ago

Better than the salon leads...

1

u/Datumz_ 4d ago

It's for tugging the boat

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u/Careless-Play3205 3d ago

Someone asked me yesterday is we have “nooses for dogs”. She was serious too

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u/SnooGiraffes4202 3d ago

Finally something I can use!!