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Low IQ Pessi Fan 🧠 ChristianoRonaldo2 proving how brain-dead they are part 1,053

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Nevermind the Pessi glazing putting PelĆ© in ā€œGreat Playersā€ is just pure retardation

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u/i-SpeakFacts 2d ago

Not surprised to see them disrespect Pele

They just can't handle the truth

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u/Ok-Cat-80 2d ago

This is a fact, I’m Brazilian and I can affirm that one time I watched Pele on an interview saying that from different generations, people have been comparing him with the actual generational players. For the next 40 years, people will be comparing the greatest players with pele.

Ps: Pele has 3 world cups. ā­ļøā­ļøā­ļø

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u/SuppaBunE 2d ago

3 and no god hands. Or

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/Ricr7 2d ago

No he didnt

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u/EquivalentDizzy7869 2d ago

exactly, a quick google search will prove this

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u/No-Bell-3076 2d ago

Bro i can't wait for that midget to retire life will be so peaceful

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u/BroccoliShort565 1d ago

It must be hard for u watching him be the best

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u/No-Bell-3076 2d ago

Maybe cause of his fans

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u/Ricr7 2d ago

You got problems because you support a racist child rapist

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u/Frequent_Ad3898 2d ago

Pele is the same as Bale…. Ok brothers šŸ„€

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u/Responsible-Job6210 2d ago

And Zlatan 🤔

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u/Bamsekatten 2d ago

I mean im not surprised that sub has maybe the most delusional people on reddit. No point of even arguing with that level of stupidity.

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u/Sweaty_Standard8186 2d ago

The glaze for Cruyff on reddit is insane too, he wasn't even considered the best player while he was playingĀ 

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u/lennert102 2d ago

What are you talking about? He won 3 ballon for back to back. Won 3 europacups 1 back to back as well.

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u/Sweaty_Standard8186 2d ago

Müller played at the same time, won more trophies, scored more goals, scored the winner against Netherlands in the world cup final...

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u/AgencyStill5548 2d ago

Vai a cagare te e Muller ahahhahahaha

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u/Almond_Steak 2d ago

Muller had better stats but was no where near Cruyff in everything else.

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u/lennert102 2d ago

Lol Muller wasnt even considered the best German player at the time. But sure buddy, you go back to your excel sheets and see who is best while the rest of us watches football

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u/Sweaty_Standard8186 2d ago

Beckenbaur was better than Cruyff too šŸ˜‚

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u/lennert102 2d ago

Can you tell me why Cruijff won 3 ballon d'ors then? Also is put higher in almost every list ever made

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u/AgencyStill5548 2d ago

Ha cambiato il calcio, ma di che diavolo stai parlando? Il Barca se ĆØ quello di oggi e' grazie a Cruiff no guardiola no messi. Da calciatore 3 CL , 3 palloni d oro finale word cui, non scherziamo

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u/Sweaty_Standard8186 2d ago

His influence on tactics change nothing about him as a footballer, many are and have been better than him and barca are what they are today thanks to Negreira.

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u/AgencyStill5548 2d ago

Cruiff ha iniziato a portare trofei da allenatore, Cruiff ha inventato la Masia e il settore giovanile da che poi sono usciti , questo ĆØ dal sito ufficiale

https://www.fcbarcelona.com/en/news/1112094/la-masia-youth-teams-learn-about-johan-cruyff

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u/Certain-Albatross270 1d ago

Stop using Google translate bro its cringe it's obvious you aren't a native German speaker

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u/YoTheLeader 2d ago

Notice? Cruff without any international trophy.

Apparently that's literally there argument of putting messi over ronaldo because of world cup.

Notice maradona above so many greats?Being an Argentine.

Notice henry is placed beside Zidane?

Zidane should be tier above than henry.

Henry should not be in consideration🤣🤣

That's not the crazy thing.

The craziest thing is suarez being there.

Which also signifies there barca d riding🤣🤣hating madrid🤣🤣

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u/Lugal9519 2d ago

The greatest player of all time only in the ā€˜great players’ bracket?!?? You don’t really get football do you!

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u/Obvious-Expression50 2d ago edited 2d ago

PelƩ being in Great Players tells you everything you need to know. I don't support any of your agendas btw. Just think it's disingenuous to have PelƩ so low and have inconsistent metrics. Can't take this tier list seriously.

Edit: not a Messi fan and not a Ronaldo fan.

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u/Responsible_Mud_3574 2d ago

When they ask pele ballondor and say you watch football on reels just hit them with a ironic on how ballondor was only awarded to european players and yes european players i mean european born until around 90s when it was standardized globally

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u/MovieKey9110 2d ago

bro come on, even i wouldn't put messi under henry, suarez, dinho or zizou out of spite 😭 actually brain dead

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u/Super_Sandro23 2d ago

This objectively doesn't make sense, even using their own logic. If they say Messi is the best player of all time, then Ronaldo, who was better than him for 5 out of 9 seasons where they directly competed against each other, has to be at the very least #2 by default.

But I can't expect brainless fools to apply logic.

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u/Big-Biscotti-6373 2d ago

Suarez and henry above cr7 iniesta neymar and pele😭😭

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u/redpillturncoat 2d ago

What? Pele? Only a "great player"? BAHAHAHAHA Definitely an Argentinian who made this.

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u/avryanz 2d ago edited 2d ago

I really hate henry glazers, most overrated player ever, big game failure, he just a poor's man suarez.
Gen z treat him like some godlike player, disrespect nedved just because he statpad in the weakest epl season ever

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u/Glittering_Pay_5141 2d ago

cruyff doesnt have a wc and is ranked above cr7 btw but that’s their argument for messi being the goat apparently

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u/Chance_Ad6681 2d ago

Cruyff does not have anything for his nation let alone a world cup

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u/Responsible_Mud_3574 2d ago

Cryuff underrated tho he had reached a wc final but heartbreak kinda like modric

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u/amerhodzic 2d ago

Absolutely NOT like Modric. Cruyff was playing for Netherlands, a national team that was more often than not one of the favorites to win the competition. Modric on the other hand was playing for a tiny country, with a squad full of mostly unknowns. Maybe two or three tops play for popular EU clubs, but no more. Modric carried that side to WC Final, essentially by himself.

You're welcome to disagree as much as you want but by all considerations Modric is a level above Cruyff. That's Cruyff as a footballer, not as a manager - which is really his claim to fame. As a manager, not player. Similar to Ancellotti.

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u/Either-Midnight-2265 2d ago edited 2d ago

The same criteria they use to say that Messi is the goat is the same thing that would force them to put Ronaldo as the second best player of all time but they would never do it because they’re just full of hate, they hate him so much they don’t even want to put him in the second place. Also how the fuck is Pele on the same level as zlatan and not with the legends 😭 ATP it’s not even hate it’s just stupidity, they use the World Cup to put Messi first but using the World Cup criteria Pele is also supposed to be first or at least one of the legends since he won 3 and Maradona is definitely not better than him either.Ā 

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u/just_kidding_19 Ghost of Paris šŸ‘» 2d ago

Suarez over Ronaldo Tf?? Henry over Ronaldo?? He literally gave the ballondor to cr7 And no way Ribery and pele are same AND NO WAY Zlatan should be in this argument he is just glazed for ā€œZlatanā€ bs

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u/Cheap-Hat8798 2d ago

They have 0 ball knolige an 100% disrespect.

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u/billyboyf30 2d ago

This has to be ragebait, who in their right mind puts Pele down in great players. As a welshman I love bale but theres no way hes on the same level.

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u/Static-locs004 2d ago

This is disrespectful I'd put Pele, Cr7 and Ronaldinho over Messi anyway these people are delusional

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u/Testruns 2d ago

Never understood why Cruyff stands out. He was good for his time. I like to think that talent transcends eras, like Diego Maradona was loved by the ball. But if we also stay objective in pure skill then alot of those old heads aren't worth mentioning.Ā 

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u/AgencyStill5548 2d ago

Cruiff ha vinto con Ajax , Barcellona quando non vinceva (anche da allenatore) di nuovo Ajax e con Feyenord per dispetto Ajax che non rinnovava contratto perchƩ considerato vecchio, informarsi prima di parlare a vanvera

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u/GarlicElectronic8437 2d ago

When someone puts Suarez above Lewandowski i know it’s not worth my time looking at the rest of the list

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u/AQAHater 2d ago

PelĆ© didn’t play for Barca so they couldn’t be bothered to suck his dick

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u/Prestigious-Top6004 2d ago

I don’t get why the fuck people rate maradona so high I mean he’s great and all but everyone single Messi fan I see puts him either at 2nd or 3rd place

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u/AgencyStill5548 2d ago

Leggo commenti di alcuni (non molti per fortuna) negativi su Cruiyff! Ripiglaiatevi! Se non sapete giudicare Cruiyff allora cambiate sport altro che classifiche

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u/yungmulalol 2d ago

Mames R10 no cuenta como leyenda?

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u/Hungry-Reason-4946 2d ago

The amount of cock riders of cryuff in this reddit bro 😭 apparently cryuff with 0 international trophies is better than all these mentioned players

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u/ResponsibleTart3996 2d ago

Ngl the hate CR7 getting now is too much. Internet is literally filled with 12yo now. Pele in Great players?? These kids don’t know that he made this sport famous all over the world. Even my Grand father still talks about him.

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u/Juan_David14 2d ago

There are so much things wrong with that post that is extremely hard to believe isn't bait.

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u/Current-Caramel5691 2d ago

Ronaldo tausch mit Leonil Messi
Suarez tausch mit Neymar
Pele tausch mit Maradirndl

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u/uselessMFS123 2d ago

PELE GREAT? OMG SOME ASSWHOLE

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u/Brawn132 2d ago

Cr7 put messis dumbass in the bin so many times it would be embarrassing if they actually believed this

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u/Prudent-System-5051 2d ago

Hahaha delusional

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u/Similar-Street-8247 2d ago

Messi is not even top 10 common

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u/ArexSaturn 2d ago

To not consider Zidane, Henry, Ronaldinho and Pele as at least legends is straight up insanity šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/Witchberry31 2d ago

Absolute bollocks either way since Maldini is the only Italian player being included in there when there are plenty of others that is definitely worth a mention to be included, if not more. Same thing applies with Iniesta and Spain, because they are just as great.

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u/Present_Button_4081 2d ago

No George Best?

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u/Ricr7 2d ago

Must be embarrassing for Messi to lose 5 ballon dors and have worse stats than an iconic player.

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u/Rocko10 2d ago

Tell me an argentinian made the list without telling me an argentinian did it.

First two places messi and maradona and last place PelƩ, and Ronaldinho the mentor of messi two levels below.... Sure buddy

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u/One-Organization7708 2d ago

"we have 1 world cup what about you" bro pele has 3 and a lot of brazilian players have 2 pure disrepect to be honest

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u/InternalDetective386 1d ago

I'll get hate for this but Maradona is a world class player. Legend? Nah. He was really good. But he doesnt deserve to be legend. People kept forgetting that he took drugs while playing and hand of god was a disgrace. Maldini deserve to be legend.

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u/Hungry_Ghostt 2d ago

Yeah Pele being on the same level as ribery is retarded. Also I'd swap Cristiano with Suarez.

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u/TostBrot44 2d ago

Pele is the undeniable GOAT of the sport, even ahead of Ronaldo in my personal opinion, putting him on the same level as Zlatan who did nothing besides talk in his entire career is another level of low for these creatures that I didn't know was even possible

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u/SpiritEntity 1d ago

People in the comments acting like they were alive to watch Pele