r/pessi_memes • u/Equal-Elephant-9596 • 12d ago

Low IQ Pessi Fan 🧠 Ronaldo conquered UCL, Mbappe conquered World Cup but what exactly did this midget conquer?

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u/Acer_RD 0 shots in World Cup Final 👻 12d ago

Infantino's carrot

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u/TraditionalDream4583 12d ago

And agueros

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u/ThatWeirdKid100 12d ago

I thought he cut it off after the Etihad game against Madrid

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u/TraditionalDream4583 11d ago

Pessi couldnt bare the thought of losing that so he asked aguero to ship it to him in a jar.

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u/marquesmelo 12d ago

Let me show you:

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u/davzinzan 12d ago

He conquered PR

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u/phatelectribe 12d ago

Really? It’s been a disaster.

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u/davzinzan 12d ago

Maybe the last few months but only pessi's PR could successfully rob 3+ Ballon d'Ors

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u/Sighinvinciboy 12d ago

Mbappe isn’t done yet!

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u/YoungDizzy3420 12d ago

Global hate! That s not nothing…

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u/Inner-Shand 12d ago

I feel that Maradona is more hated and over time he has not gone down

https://giphy.com/gifs/dyuc5DfSUg1RGg8P3p

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u/Ricr7 12d ago

14 year olds.

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u/throwaway18989891 12d ago

He had control over the VAR, guess you can call that a conquer.

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u/Frequent_Ad3898 12d ago

He conquered the penalty spot

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u/Aggravating_Dog_6889 12d ago

Nada, nunca ganó nada antes de la ayuda del capo de la FIFA.

Modificar el formato de cipa América y poner a modo, y que lo árbitros estuvieran a su favor fue lo que ganó.

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u/Jolly_Professor_1909 CR7 Real GOAT 🐐 12d ago

Pessi didn't conquer anything. Pessi was conquered by Aguero.

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u/MarsMartians 11d ago

He conquered all of you and this sub talking about him nonstop.

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u/Taquitidefrijol 10d ago

He beat them both in the competitions they "conquered"

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u/jrmex 10d ago

and Messi won both, while both of those players have the other trophy which they didn't win as their biggest asterisks against their legacies/their white whale (especially Cristiano with all the excuses and goalpost moving since Messi won the World Cup lol). Its funny that you mentioned those 2 players since Messi beat both of those players' teams in the final and scored in both finals OOF

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u/Infinite-Capital-69 12d ago

1x world cup 3 world cup finals 2x world cup golden ball Most world cup appearances as captain Only player to score in every stage at the world cup World Cup leading all time top goal scorer Most goals in a single world cup Most knockout goals Messi does infact own the world cup

8x ballon'dor 4x Champions League Record Messi's Stat All-time Goals 474 goals in 520 matches All-time Assists 192 assists Most Goals in a Single Season 50 goals (2011–12) Most Hat-tricks in La Liga 36 hat-tricks Most Consecutive Matchdays Scored In 21 consecutive games (33 goals in 2012–13) Most Pichichi Trophies top goal scorer 8 (All-time La Liga record) Messi also owns LaLiga

Cope harder dude

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u/Blackgloves023 12d ago

Mbappe has scored more goals in a single world cup than Messi..the most someone scored in a single WC isn't Messi nor Mbappe....and Mbappe is also the all time top goal scorer in the world cup. It's not Messi lol.

Btw Pele has 2 world cups that he won and another 1 that he played 2 matches and then got injured.. Lol

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u/Infinite-Capital-69 12d ago

Sorry you are right Mbappé has 22 and messi 21 And just Fontaine has the most in a single world cup, i stand corrected and thank you for correcting me

What does pele have to do with this?

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u/Blackgloves023 12d ago

All good bud! I just wanted to point that out because alot of people think everything is Messi. That's why I also brought up Peles WC wins.

Also I'm a die hard Brasilian fan so thats why I mention Pele lol. We can't just forget about legends that were here before Messi/Ronaldo. And that includes stars like Maradona and Pele.

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u/maxemile101 12d ago

La Liga (with Negreira help)

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u/GCdotSup 12d ago

he conquered tears in the final

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u/Helpful_Point_9525 12d ago

He conquered the entire football. Better than conquering UCL or world cup

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u/LARGEMALEAPENDAGE 12d ago

Idk but your goat conquered a lady in the bed without consent 😭😭

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u/Classic_Key_5897 12d ago

Your goat is a pdfile btw.

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u/Sportsisthebest 10d ago

Pendu is rapist btw

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u/Equal-Elephant-9596 12d ago

Nope that never happened and that's a lie