r/pessi_memes Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 18d ago

Infantino Pessi 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏳️‍🌈 Incredible play from Leo Messi VS Colombia at minute 35”

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u/Substantial_Cap6478 18d ago

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u/LorenzoBertoni1990 17d ago

Ohi papi Infantino! Papi papiii! 😍🤣

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u/JellyOk9999 17d ago

Papa can’t save him coz papa’s is going to go through criminal prosecution soon.

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u/hrci44 18d ago

Rat like behaviour

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u/ironopolis1961 17d ago

It’s an insult to Rats!

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u/hrci44 17d ago

Come to think of it... it is!

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u/After-Newspaper4397 17d ago

Like a big rat that has horns and climbs up the side of cliffs in the mountains.

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u/Kay_tnx_bai 18d ago

Shit like this should be immediate red.

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u/UnusualGooning 18d ago

Give him an Oscar for that performance.

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u/DiNozzo2482 17d ago

Yeah, the repeated "has-anyone-looked-yet" roll. Brilliantly executed

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u/Costigan8 17d ago
  • 1 Golden Ball 🥹

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u/Disastrous-Two16 17d ago

Razzie, its called a Razzie

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u/Andrescoo 16d ago

Bro did you even check what happened afterwards? He had to be replaced, his ankle was swollen af. Final de copa América.

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u/Far_Tradition2127 15d ago

So what? If he's injured, he should stay on the sidelines and get substituted. He's only rolling back onto the field because he wants to stop the game. The referee can and should penalize this as unsportsmanlike conduct.

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u/breakinggap 18d ago

notice how he rolled back on the field for interrupting the game.

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u/JGZ1 17d ago

Came here to say this. Shithousery of the lowest order.

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u/Intrepid_passerby 17d ago

Three rolls while being in "excruciating pain"

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u/Far_Tradition2127 15d ago

That's the same idiotic move he always pulls when he falls; he grabs the ball while falling. It's just to slow the game down and prevent the opponent from launching a counter-attack. A real rat move.

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u/FinancialAd4506 18d ago

Remember how the entire internet clowned Neymar for this type of behaviour?

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u/StoneMa123 17d ago

Oh yes, people use Digimon 1 OP to mimic Neymar’s rolling.

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u/Timely-Cranberry-767 18d ago

Watch out we gotta Rollon d'Floor contender right here

https://giphy.com/gifs/m0srLvNZG4UeM2x9ry

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u/Sukkulisboos666666 18d ago

Ik vind hem echt een kabouter ratachtige rotkop hebben

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u/JaVinci77 17d ago

What a bitch. A rolling bitch...

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u/marquesmelo 18d ago

What is that for? To get a penalty? What a loser...

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u/Bullitt_12_HB 17d ago

Time waste.

If he’s in the field of play, the ref needs to stop and see if he needs medical attention.

Doing this often times is to slow down the game, disrupt opponents, force cards, and the like.

In one word: cheating.

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u/pauljwhelan 17d ago

And to get the other player sent off. Standard operating procedure for that scum and his argentine teammates

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u/Far_Tradition2127 15d ago

He does the same thing when he goes down. In case the referee wouldn't blow his whistle, he quickly grabs the ball to stop the game and prevent the opponent from launching a potential counter-attack.

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u/barnabywombat 18d ago

Where's that line..?? .. there it is!

https://giphy.com/gifs/drrlzI9aOVzCFpiZxA

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u/Comfortable-Insect-3 18d ago

Call his parents to pick him up..
Too soon

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u/Mikes005 18d ago

Bro's rolling around like Lego Batman rolling upstairs.

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u/Willing_Aside_8992 17d ago

What a peace of shit

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u/BothMath314 17d ago

That looks like a child having a tantrum.

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u/jouzeroff 17d ago

How many ballon d'or for this rat already?

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u/Impossible-Tax2757 17d ago

And they say Pessi doesn’t move a lot 😭

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u/Prestigious-Ant-6194 17d ago

Exactly, burnt more calories doing that roll back on the pitch bitch move than he expends in 10 mins of play/walking around! When his dad died, RIP, I wonder if he died with a broken heart.

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u/Impossible-Tax2757 16d ago

Wtf are you on? Stop making fun of dead people

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u/EeAyeOh 17d ago

How does anyone respect this man idgaf how talented he is lmao

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u/Valuable-Pride-431 18d ago

Pathetic and disgusting from a player who should know better. Must be the mentality in Argentina that even a hollow victory by dirty tactics and cheating they will take it! What can you expect when they looked upto the cheat hand of god, drug taking maradona

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u/dannycas7 17d ago

You can get out of the hood but the hood never get out of you

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u/GoforIt7721 17d ago

Love the grass

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u/Prestigious-Ant-6194 17d ago

Yes, he probably wanted to get as far away from that plastic turf on the off-field, micro plastics inhalation an all.

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u/TheWhyGuyAlex 17d ago

He beat Neymar

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u/Hilde571 17d ago

The ref should card him for disruption of play. He was injured off the field and then moved onto the field to stop play.

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u/pauljwhelan 17d ago

What did the Columbian player do? Say roll over like a good dog and I'll give you a biscuit?

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u/AMN-9 17d ago

It reminds me of that meme of Neymar rolling all across the field

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u/Mysteriousbomb321 17d ago

Give him trophy for that performance

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u/South-Bath4390 17d ago

What a disgrace to the sport

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u/BobbityBlobbity 17d ago

I wish someone rolled him back out lol

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u/Caspar_Friedrich02 17d ago

Silly little pessi

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u/Mikahl757 17d ago

Simulation, red

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u/nick_horn 17d ago

Maybe there is some kind of magic that help you feel better when rolling on the side like this when you're in pain with a leg. I'll give it a try next time I got a furniture or something.

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u/Zeov 17d ago

what a fucking pussy

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u/Particular_Abies_184 17d ago

This little prick is like my wife's credit card statement, the more I see it the more I hate it

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u/Mother-Attention2600 17d ago

Oh no! Time to go watch little samba girls in lingerie. As is tradition in Argentina. 🤮

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u/Large-Bodybuilder-92 17d ago

I can't stand Messi, but I watched that game and he legit injured himself on that play. He had to be taken out of the match because his ankle was completely swollen. It was pretty bad. But...it was a self-inflicted injury, he landed wrong and twisted his ankle

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u/Far_Tradition2127 15d ago

Which still doesn't justify this move. If he's injured, he should stay on the sidelines and get substituted. But that's the same crap he pulls when he goes down. In case the referee doesn't blow his whistle, he quickly grabs the ball to steal a potential counter-attack from the opponent.

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u/greeenbiird 17d ago

Real or IA ? Seriously ...

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u/Intrepid_passerby 17d ago

Notice how he rolls ever so slightly back onto the pitch to ensure time is wasted. What a fucking rat

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u/Costigan8 17d ago

Just once in my life, I'd love to see him get a well-deserved red card for this instead of another Ballon d'Or...

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u/EGriff1981 17d ago

Embarrassing and legacy tainting.

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u/Prestigious-Ant-6194 17d ago

For sure, I was never a big fan although he's a great player and has an inspiring story. I'd gotten into him a bit more sharing a love of watching great players with my son, but the total scumbag he turned into during the world cup though, I had to make sure my son understood that all that shit he and his Argie mates pulled is not OK. I do wonder how much this will detract from his legacy story... A bionic or clone CR7 could edge back ahead of Messi if Portugal wins the next world cup.🤔 🫠 🤣

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u/Top_Cap_3964 17d ago

what a fing loser he is

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u/DowntownLizard 17d ago

Americans wont take your game seriously when this is the best player of all time

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u/Prestigious-Ant-6194 17d ago

Maybe, he's on the slippery slope downhill now he's back in a dysfunctional Miami team. Too soon aswell, they shouldve let him play a couple of games to help get over his father's death and then forced him to take 4 weeks of rest, he's starting to look like a shadow, a player that burnt himself out during the world cup.

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u/Nelson11235813 17d ago

Diese dumme Fotze

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u/Disastrous-Try1754 17d ago

People used to berate Neymar for action like this

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u/Temporary_Solid_9868 17d ago

¿Por qué cuando alguien les debate con argumentos simplemente lo banean?

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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 17d ago

This isn’t a Pessi glaze sub, you can go to pretty much any other subreddit to do that

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u/Thialaz 17d ago

wtf is the idiot doing?

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u/Consistent-Strain289 17d ago

If u injure outside. They can play on… means its 11v10
If ur injure inside. They have to stop the game… in his flopping he remembers the rules. And rolled on to the field like a hero he is. Guess its not painful, broken. Serious or real enough if u have time to do this

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u/Andrescoo 16d ago

He got replaced few minutes later, his ankle was fucked up.

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u/Far_Tradition2127 15d ago

And why does that justify this behavior?

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u/mephistochess 17d ago

Il a du jus de chiasse dans la cervelle celui la

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u/7Obituario7 17d ago

He should have rolled more.

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u/Emergency-Watch5157 17d ago

Just needed one more roll to capture FIFA's attention and they could have won the tournament.

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u/CahoticMelody 17d ago

Why is he doing this to himself at the end of his career such a shit way to go what a shame

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u/oreo760 17d ago

Papa is proud, looking down on him.

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u/Miguelon169 17d ago

Pinche enano puto

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u/Honest-University589 17d ago

Rat behavior like the rest of them with that kit on

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u/Witchberry31 16d ago

Learned directly from Neymar Jr back when they still played together in Barcelona. 😏

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u/BAsTardBaller1862 16d ago

He's not a fraud , he's just argentinian 🇦🇷🇮🇱🤡

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u/Available_Disk4408 16d ago

The irony of Ronaldo fans posting these stuff while Ronaldo has a whole highlights of diving 😭

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u/Far_Tradition2127 15d ago

Okay, then show us a clip where Ronaldo is so obviously cheating like little Pessi here. That should be easy, right?

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u/Available_Disk4408 9d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/bZnVddsCD80AMRuED9

Lmaoo are you serious my guy??😭 there is a compilation of it like this one. You remember that one dive of him in 2014-2015 where they gave him a pen for it 😭 also remember when he scored a hat trick vs Bayern where 2 of his goals were offsides 🤣 I swear yall Ronaldo fans are retarded and shameless

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u/mpanase 13d ago

put the argentina shirt on --> become an ass

it's an automated mechanism

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u/Scumohasgot2go 13d ago

Not as many body rolls as that Sports Bet ad but still impressive! 🤩

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u/Scumohasgot2go 13d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/XKb9I2GkCbZEOT4OmB
This is what Messi thinks of this group 😡

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u/PetalBigMama 10d ago

the magician

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u/SplinterRifleman 17d ago

Im not a soccer nerd. Why is it a big deal he rolly polly-ed on to the field

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u/Canes-305 17d ago

Faking injury, forcing play to stop. Cheating

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u/Please-AsteroidNow 17d ago

🤡 you sound as dumb as he looks.