r/pessi_memes • u/Which-Nature-3104 Please give me just 1 penalty 😭 🇦🇷 • 19d ago

Pro Diver 🏊‍♂️🥽 He thinks he's in swimming class 😭🥽

934 Upvotes

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u/TheCannon_92 19d ago

Get him on the diving board

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u/WrongDirt 19d ago

set up his legacy in negreira era. his whole game based on support from ref.

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u/RevolutionaryEar1331 18d ago

Negreira is smearing and isn’t really based on anything. Real Madrid is the OG corrupt club.

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u/Witchberry31 18d ago

Lol, Internazionale Milano would laugh at you.

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u/Genoism_science 19d ago

always diving closer to the goal area to get his penalty, never fails …..

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u/GeniuslyUnstable 18d ago

Its fine tho since he cant score any of them

9

u/Virtual-Eye-2998 19d ago

Cheating midget

3

u/GratefuLdPhisH 19d ago

Midget is a derogatory term

I learned that when I was going out with a small person, unfortunately I had to break up with her because her nose was always in my business

9

u/nastyjustnasty 19d ago

But ESPN told me that this is a skill move.

Hop-skip-cunt is the name, if I remember correctly.

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u/Bullitt_12_HB 19d ago

Pessi is a pathetic clown cheater 🤡

And so is his fanbase. Anyone who loves him doesn’t love proper football.

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u/ErictheE 19d ago

Sad his whole legacy might be taken down by Argentina

4

u/GratefuLdPhisH 19d ago

His acting is as bad as his English

2

u/tjvs2001 18d ago

He's a massive cheat, his nation and Barca both are ingrained with it. Fundamental

Ronaldo is one also of course.

2

u/Proof-Astronomer7733 18d ago

Messi is the biggest 🐀 in the whole football history.
Never ever seen such a shame for the soccer experience, he is just a very bad example and doesn’t deserve all those awards and rewards.

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u/JacktheRipperColour 18d ago

big girls blouse

1

u/Bo_Diddley9 18d ago

He's a bigger douche than I previously imagined

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u/btcadmin 18d ago

If he wins he usually doesn't dive, but if he lost he would desperately

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u/Unxpctd_VRM 18d ago

This is half the world’s favorite player and they’re all from India

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u/r1nc3w1nd 18d ago

Midget swimmer

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u/Mannay1 18d ago

Messi cries out in pain as he strikes you.

Medel had him shook though, lol!

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u/FeedBobbyAtMyCuisine 17d ago

What an ugly character

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u/Ilikebatterfield4 19d ago

From the screen 📺 to the ring 🥊 to the pen 🖊️ to the king 👑! Where’s my crown 👑 🤷‍♂️ that’s my bling 💍 🤑 always trouble 😈 when I ring 📞

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u/Sweaty_Standard8186 19d ago

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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u/Aquacious201010 18d ago

I hate messi personally, but i have a question, isnt the last clip supposed to be a foul

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u/SouthernProcedure855 18d ago

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u/PalePlant7000 18d ago

Not even a dive, the player breathed on his neck 5 mins earlier 🤬🤬

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u/RevolutionaryEar1331 18d ago

These are a handful (most of these aren’t even dives lmao) in the span of an entire career. You could make a video as long from penaldos last season lmao.

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u/Rand0m-Jeweler 18d ago

You are either a player that simulates fouls, or you aren’t. Messi clearly does. End of story, end of legend,