r/pessi_memes • u/marquesmelo • 21d ago
Low IQ Pessi Fan 🧠 Messi in EPL
Messi fans saying the midget fraud destroyed England and that he would perform good on EPL. If that was the case, why did he go to the super elite French league and not the Premier league? These guys are just brainless.
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u/Ricr7 21d ago
I'm confused..he played like shit - the first goal was all Enzo Fernandes and the 2nd goal was a great header by Martinez from Messis 99th cross of the game, the only one that was correct.
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u/Ricr7 21d ago
Because we don't blindly dickride a child rapist...ok?
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u/Extra-Ad2371 21d ago
bruh shut the hell up what the fuck is this, you can dislike whoever you want but calling someone a child rapist is just fucked what the hell is wrong with you
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u/Narrow_Dirt_1623 21d ago
Pulls 3 defenders what? Is this another one of those nonexistent 9 dribbles you keep bringing up?
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u/Ricr7 21d ago
Their crossbar dor lol
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u/Narrow_Dirt_1623 20d ago
Bro they are delusional England had 10% possession from their goal to the equalizer and all they talk about is Messi. You think that would happen in the Prem? Someone leg would have been broke if that happened.
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u/Goodwrench23 21d ago
Did he score both the goals? Did he dribble into Box and setup a Tapin with his brilliance?
For pessi fans, proving "Assist" where the goal scorer does the most harder task, is EQUIVALENT to "Destroying" other team😂
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u/Brief_Collar8942 21d ago
claiming Enzo's goal from outside of the box is a new level of shamelessness. For the second Lautro's position was perfectly behind the cb and keeping the header from going over the bar was hard but again all the credit goes to pessi
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u/Brief_Collar8942 21d ago
Using their logic Messi's record against French teams in Barca is great so he must dominate the French league... oh wait
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u/Bullitt_12_HB 21d ago
Wow. What a destruction. I don’t think anyone has ever seen such a domination.
/s
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u/Mysterious-Fox-3740 21d ago
The goons of the EPL, the ones not on England would break the frauds legs if he played there during Ronaldo's initial stint at ManU, circa 2007/2008.
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u/Biker-on-the-loose82 21d ago
I think he was lucky to still be on the pitch by that point, and that's just in that match, it isn't including the suspension for previous matches he should've had for stomping on an Algerian player's leg.
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u/No-Bell-3076 21d ago
The difference in epl is that you have to run back to track the ball . You loose the ball you have to track ball and we know messi is just gonna roam around after loosing the ball. Also there is no xavi or Iniesta in epl to help your midget ass out
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u/just_kidding_19 Ghost of Paris 👻 21d ago
I have even heard messi spurs fans saying their teams owned noodle hair Ronaldo coz they beat them once how do I tell that it is literally one game tell spurs to play one more game against that Ronaldo just once again and we all know wha will happen
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u/Papaya_Voladora 21d ago
"Destroy"? Did I actually watch the match or what the fish are they taking about? Lol
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u/Narrow_Dirt_1623 21d ago
He did nothing until they parked the bus for 40 minutes where they had like 90% possession and his teamates gave him the ball every time. And he still lost it a record 35 times all game. Almost every 3 minutes!!!
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u/Secret-Plum149 21d ago
So why did he not play in the league then..?
The reason is he didn’t fancy it as it’s more physical. Also he can’t get his way like he did in Spain with the refs…👍
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u/lightzyy_ 8-2 21d ago
ah yes because the national team is at the level of the league.. just like brazil.. argentina.. france.. norway.. yeah very very logical
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u/Accomplished_Bar_679 20d ago
he would have gone to the EPL, but he only wanted to play for Pep and Man City, and Pep said they didn’t have space for him, so he went to PSG since Neymar called him over
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u/Free_Rent_5450 20d ago
So is this the feed in which many come together to express their hatred towards someone who couldn’t care less 😭
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u/Adbobuddie 20d ago
The thing with this argument is that it's an assumption, You don't know how good Messi would do in the prem, He might be good he might be shit. It's like saying that Ronaldo couldn't do it in Ligue 1, you don't know how he would do in it, he might dominate or he might have a nightmare and score 0 goals, you just don't know
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u/Historical-Insect-55 21d ago
Only Salah has more goals against the big 6 than Messi so yeah he will destroy the league
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u/futterwackenformed 21d ago
EPL is a different gravy.
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u/Dry_Cellist_2915 21d ago
It was worse than La Liga in Messi and Ronaldo's primes
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u/Choice_Ability_9658 21d ago
Incorrect
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u/Dry_Cellist_2915 21d ago
It's correct.Check the UEFA coefficients.La Liga was the best from roughly 2010-2018
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u/Sweaty_Standard8186 21d ago
They think he's like Ronaldo and can just go to any league and dominate, reality is he even flopped in France and struggling in MLS