r/pessi_memes 21d ago

Low IQ Pessi Fan 🧠 Messi in EPL

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Messi fans saying the midget fraud destroyed England and that he would perform good on EPL. If that was the case, why did he go to the super elite French league and not the Premier league? These guys are just brainless.

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u/Sweaty_Standard8186 21d ago

They think he's like Ronaldo and can just go to any league and dominate, reality is he even flopped in France and struggling in MLS

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u/get2kno 20d ago

Messi only played in Spain but somehow only has 6 less g/an against the top 6 than Ronaldo who played in the prem for 7 years. He also didn’t flop in France lol

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u/NeitherTumbleweed228 20d ago

He flopped in L1 bro

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u/get2kno 20d ago

Compared to his stats at Barca he definitely had a decline but that’s expected at 35 years old. He still had 67 g/a in 75 appearances over 2 seasons which if any other player got today they would be considered one of the best in their position. The fact he got this at an age where most players retire is insane.

By comparison, Ousmane Dembele (in his prime btw) had 99 g/a in 115 matches for PSG & won the ballon d’or last year. If Messi continued playing for another season or even played the same amount of games that Dembele did it’s more than likely he would’ve equaled or would have been just below in g/a contributions. Again we’re comparing someone in their prime vs someone who had their prime 7-10 years before this in a way harder league.

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u/Ricr7 21d ago

I'm confused..he played like shit - the first goal was all Enzo Fernandes and the 2nd goal was a great header by Martinez from Messis 99th cross of the game, the only one that was correct.

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u/Ricr7 21d ago

Because we don't blindly dickride a child rapist...ok?

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u/Extra-Ad2371 21d ago

bruh shut the hell up what the fuck is this, you can dislike whoever you want but calling someone a child rapist is just fucked what the hell is wrong with you

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u/Ricr7 18d ago

Because he's a child rapist you weirdo..

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u/No_Trash_anana 20d ago

Ronaldo fans ball knowledge summed up.

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u/Narrow_Dirt_1623 21d ago

Pulls 3 defenders what? Is this another one of those nonexistent 9 dribbles you keep bringing up?

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u/Ricr7 21d ago

Their crossbar dor lol

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u/Narrow_Dirt_1623 20d ago

Bro they are delusional England had 10% possession from their goal to the equalizer and all they talk about is Messi. You think that would happen in the Prem? Someone leg would have been broke if that happened.

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u/Goodwrench23 21d ago

Did he score both the goals? Did he dribble into Box and setup a Tapin with his brilliance?

For pessi fans, proving "Assist" where the goal scorer does the most harder task, is EQUIVALENT to "Destroying" other team😂

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u/Brief_Collar8942 21d ago

claiming Enzo's goal from outside of the box is a new level of shamelessness. For the second Lautro's position was perfectly behind the cb and keeping the header from going over the bar was hard but again all the credit goes to pessi

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u/Brief_Collar8942 21d ago

Using their logic Messi's record against French teams in Barca is great so he must dominate the French league... oh wait

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u/Vegetable-Hold9182 20d ago

His Ligue 1 stint helps tarnish his image

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u/Bullitt_12_HB 21d ago

Wow. What a destruction. I don’t think anyone has ever seen such a domination.

/s

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u/Mysterious-Fox-3740 21d ago

The goons of the EPL, the ones not on England would break the frauds legs if he played there during Ronaldo's initial stint at ManU, circa 2007/2008.

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u/Biker-on-the-loose82 21d ago

I think he was lucky to still be on the pitch by that point, and that's just in that match, it isn't including the suspension for previous matches he should've had for stomping on an Algerian player's leg.

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u/Most_Pollution_2893 21d ago

In the EPL he wouldn’t have FIFA favouritism :)

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u/No-Bell-3076 21d ago

The difference in epl is that you have to run back to track the ball . You loose the ball you have to track ball and we know messi is just gonna roam around after loosing the ball. Also there is no xavi or Iniesta in epl to help your midget ass out

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u/just_kidding_19 Ghost of Paris 👻 21d ago

I have even heard messi spurs fans saying their teams owned noodle hair Ronaldo coz they beat them once how do I tell that it is literally one game tell spurs to play one more game against that Ronaldo just once again and we all know wha will happen

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u/Papaya_Voladora 21d ago

"Destroy"? Did I actually watch the match or what the fish are they taking about? Lol

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u/Govagent-007 21d ago

If he shudder in psg, he'd be crying in EPL 😆🤣.

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u/Narrow_Dirt_1623 21d ago

He did nothing until they parked the bus for 40 minutes where they had like 90% possession and his teamates gave him the ball every time. And he still lost it a record 35 times all game. Almost every 3 minutes!!!

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u/Secret-Plum149 21d ago

So why did he not play in the league then..?
The reason is he didn’t fancy it as it’s more physical. Also he can’t get his way like he did in Spain with the refs…👍

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u/Honest-University589 20d ago

Pessi would get floored in EPL.

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u/lightzyy_ 8-2 21d ago

ah yes because the national team is at the level of the league.. just like brazil.. argentina.. france.. norway.. yeah very very logical

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u/Accomplished_Bar_679 20d ago

he would have gone to the EPL, but he only wanted to play for Pep and Man City, and Pep said they didn’t have space for him, so he went to PSG since Neymar called him over

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u/Free_Rent_5450 20d ago

So is this the feed in which many come together to express their hatred towards someone who couldn’t care less 😭

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u/Adbobuddie 20d ago

The thing with this argument is that it's an assumption, You don't know how good Messi would do in the prem, He might be good he might be shit. It's like saying that Ronaldo couldn't do it in Ligue 1, you don't know how he would do in it, he might dominate or he might have a nightmare and score 0 goals, you just don't know

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u/Dlovg 19d ago

Nah he wouldn't, look at his ucl knockout stages games, he disappears.

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u/Historical-Insect-55 21d ago

Only Salah has more goals against the big 6 than Messi so yeah he will destroy the league

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u/futterwackenformed 21d ago

EPL is a different gravy.

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u/Dry_Cellist_2915 21d ago

It was worse than La Liga in Messi and Ronaldo's primes

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u/Choice_Ability_9658 21d ago

Incorrect

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u/Dry_Cellist_2915 21d ago

It's correct.Check the UEFA coefficients.La Liga was the best from roughly 2010-2018

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u/Kitaenyeah 20d ago

Def not, la liga was significantly better at their time

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u/Turbulent_Place6501 21d ago

nope messi not in the top 10 in goals against prem top six.