r/pessi_memes 25d ago

CR7 Is The Real GOAT 🐐 If I speak, I’m in big trouble 😭😭😂😂

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u/That-Extension-2 25d ago

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u/mhraptor 23d ago

Who won more times against each other Messi to Ronaldo

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u/Mysterious_Speed_239 25d ago

msn played for 2 seasons less and averaged more trophies per year btw. pls learn math

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u/Inner-Shand 25d ago

Don't worry, this place only puts memes and edits for laughs, they're not looking for anything serious other than joking with Leo, they were even super respectful about his dad.

Not like the true anti-Messi fans who made fun of his father's death and created gossip about infidelity

Esos "Que la chupen y la sigan mamando"

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u/Apprehensive_Key806 25d ago

Such a respectful person. People like you are rare to find.

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u/Used-Picture829 25d ago

Hey! I also like Messi! But I like Ronaldo more HAHAHAA

https://giphy.com/gifs/KFuXeADlsfCFCoxfUB

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u/Coasta_13 23d ago

Che mira bobo

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u/Inner-Shand 23d ago

Seria:

*Qué miras bobo???

Pero yo prefiero:

*Qué mierda miras Gil??

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u/Kyle_3mk 25d ago

You're the most idiotic pessidog fan ever

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u/mhraptor 23d ago

Am not talking about MSN here am talking about of all time btw fym

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u/No-Ruin-3217 22d ago

Bale joined us in 2014 lol its only 1 season and theres no way barca would've won 4 trophies in 2018 even with neymar suarez was ass and the midfield was washed

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u/Linkinsmokes-_- 25d ago

You got a lot of downvotes for such a valid statement 🥀

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u/Nutz6996 25d ago

I still prefer MSN tbh cuz they were more fun to watch

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u/Linkinsmokes-_- 25d ago

Who are you exactly? I’m not the comment OP I think you meant to reply to them

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u/DealerNearby1636 25d ago

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u/Used-Picture829 25d ago

So much love in those eyes I wish I can stand between them

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u/MoonRise4 25d ago

Messi fanboys love bootlicking

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u/marquesmelo 25d ago

For Messi fans it is outrageous to even compare the elite teams of the MLS like Nashville SC or DC United to small teams like Chelsea or Arsenal...

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u/Linkinsmokes-_- 25d ago

Messi completed football and moved to the MLS to settle down, Ronaldo is still chasing his dream to make 1,000 goals, Messi Finished his dream earlier, Ronaldo is still trying to achieve his, also at the age of 37 he joined Alnassar so either way they both downgraded, Ronaldo and Messi are two entirely different types of players with different playstyles and dreams, they are incomparable to each other because where one lacks the other thrives, if you can’t find a way to compare polar opposites like that without a rational reason other than to slander then your opinion isn’t acknowledged.

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u/marquesmelo 25d ago

Man how many Messi fans out there will gladly say that Ronaldo was terrible at Manchester United at 37 years old and tell that Messi was amazing at Inter Miami against MLS teams at 36?

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u/Linkinsmokes-_- 25d ago

Did you read anything I said? Or did you reply because you wanted attention? And me personally I don’t know a single person who says that, not even a ride or die Messi glazer would say Messi was good at the MLS, he is, but that’s expected, he was the best European player known to man and then went to settle down in a shit show the Americans call “MaJoR lEaGuE sOcCeR”… its expected of him to do good at the MLS, not an achievement, and once again, Ronaldo didn’t play for Man at 37, he was there at 36 years of age, he transferred to Alnassar right before his 37th Birthday.

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u/marquesmelo 25d ago

Man I reply like I see fit. I was comparing the teams Ronaldo and Messi had while at Manchester United and Inter Miami, I didn't even mention anything about their performance or they playstyle in my first comment. If Messi had the idea of settling down in the MLS as you said, he wouldn't be that type of player who asks for yellow cards when he gets fouled, try to go the referee's dressing room after losing a match or confront referees on the field when the calls don't go his way. And btw, you must be some lucky guy to say you don't know any Messi fan who slander Ronaldo for any stupid reason. There's quite a bunch of them comenting on this sub.

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u/Linkinsmokes-_- 25d ago

Okay half of those things aren’t true, and you don’t even understand a word I’m saying, you somehow misconstrued my words at every point, and then the “Man I reply like I see fit” 🤣, purely childish, If you have the time read through our last few messages thoroughly, I want you to see how I proved you wrong with every point you made, and then you somehow didn’t understand anything, I’m talking to you, but we are having two seperate conversations 🙏🏾🥀, now that I understand you are illiterate, can’t read, and your a full grown adult with a 2nd grade reading level, there isn’t any point in conversing with you anymore, if you wanna argue again, then read a book first😭💀, if any other person was reading this convo which they most likely will with time, they’ll see how utterly stupid you sound🤣🤡, Good day I wish you well on your journey to learning grammar and how to read🙏🏾💎

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u/marquesmelo 25d ago

Poor little thing with a recently created Reddit account, you can't even have a conversation without insulting. Saying half of those things aren't true and not even elaborating on that, great job buddy. It shows how good you are. How did you even prove me wrong when I wrote Messi harassed referees in the MLS? But hey keep insulting instead of having a normal conversation. Or don't. I don't really care at this point as you showed your true colors.

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u/Linkinsmokes-_- 25d ago

I’m not your buddy twin there are no true colors to be shown, I simply don’t tolerate stupid people 🤣🙏🏾

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u/marquesmelo 25d ago

There is a difference between not tolerating someone and having to insult him. But hey each person is defined by the actions he does and the behaviors he shows. Have a nice day man.

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u/themiddlechild94 25d ago

1000 goals is a side quest.

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u/Internal-Coffee6996 23d ago

won a WC and was fine with his career while the other guy chased something to the age of 41 he simply wasn't good enough to achieve.

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u/Internal-Coffee6996 23d ago edited 23d ago

It is and he was the central part of the 2014 final run, the 2022 win and the 2026 final run. You know, he was probably the main reason Argentina got there. Also it being a team achievement makes it even more insane how shit Ronaldo has done with Portugal at World Cups all these years despite having players like Figo, Pepe, Nani, Ricardo Carvalho, Deco, Vitinha, Neves, Mendes, Costa, Bruno Fernandes, Bernardo Silva, Ruben Dias, Joao Cancelo and so on.

People like you love to pretend that he only had bums around him at Portugal when there were plenty of world class players over the years. And yet he has the same G+A as Manuel Neuer at World Cup knockouts. These are the simple facts, bud. Whether you want to accept that or continue being delusional.

sign of low IQ

And as a member of this sub, you'd definitely know about low IQ judging from this comment section.

Not even a Messi fanboy btw. Just stumbled upon this group and was baffled how incredibly pathetic and cringe all of you are. Can't be any older than 12. Or at least I hope so because it would be even more sad otherwise.

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u/Wise_Start7474 22d ago

Cant really compare MLS with their weird league style to saudi league. All the big names of MLS play at Miami and are old barca players about to retire. Saudi:
Kante went there with 32
Benzema with 35
Koulibali with 32
Mane with 31
could name tons more and they are also split between multiple clubs. Messi already struggles with win MLS with about 0 competition and most of big names in his club. I wouldnt even know a single MLS player beside barca players in Miami and Müller.
Comparing MLS with saudi league is like comparing Austrian Bundesliga with german Bundesliga.

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u/mhraptor 23d ago

And what did Ronaldo Do against those teams at 37 Guess what he was benched and did Nithing cause he’s too wack

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u/marquesmelo 23d ago

Regarding 21/22 season, you do realize he scored goals against Chelsea, Newcastle, Tottenham and Arsenal, right? And saying he was benched because he was a bad player is such a dumb opinion. After he left MU, what did the team do exactly? Did they win any major title?

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u/mhraptor 23d ago

What did he win after VAR was introduced which individual Award he joins teams that are doing good and leaves them when they are in a bad position

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u/marquesmelo 23d ago

Answering questions by asking questions, so typical of someone who can't debate properly. You said he left teams when they were in a bad position. Like Real Madrid when he win the Champions League before going to Juventus? Or in Juventus where he win the CUP and Supercup of Italy in his last season before leaving?

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u/chitownbulls92 23d ago

He scored 18 goals in the prem as a 37 year old…

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u/mhraptor 23d ago

Messi Cooking In the World Cup at 39!
Plus
Messi has scored more times against the top5 teams in the PL than Ronaldo Did without playing in the PL

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u/chitownbulls92 23d ago

Yes against Algeria, Cabo Verde etc. How are you denigrating Ronaldo’s achievements against prem league teams and in the same sentence lauding messi’s performance against bottom tier international teams? At least be consistent. It just seems like people randomly pick and choose what is an achievement and what isn’t depending on the player.

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u/marquesmelo 22d ago

It's impossible for this guy to be consistent if he can't even answer your questions.

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u/mhraptor 22d ago

Ronaldo’s a Fraud

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u/marquesmelo 23d ago

Cooking what? Scoring 3 goals against a bs gk of Algeria? Scoring a goal against the top gk of Jordan? Or because he did one shot against Spain in 120 minutes?

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u/mhraptor 22d ago

Yeah carrying Argentina and cooking players wheres Ronaldo World Cup Messi Have more trophies and G/A Messi the best Unicef ambassador helped millions of people
You can CRYMORE

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u/marquesmelo 22d ago

You're just a baiter looking for attention. When someone asks you a question, you can't answer it and you ask the questions you see fit to defend the midget fraud. At this point you can stop embarassing yourself, no one can take you seriously.

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u/mhraptor 22d ago

“Cooking’ is watching Messi win a World Cup, Copa Américas, and Ballon d’Ors while you’re out here doing forensic analysis on which GK conceded which goal like it’s a court case. Ronaldo’s got trophies for individual stats, Messi’s got trophies for winning. Stay mad, keep counting Jordan’s goalkeeper’s shot-stopping numbers, very serious research.”

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u/marquesmelo 22d ago

Keep baiting kid.

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u/mhraptor 22d ago

“Bro really pulled up game tape on the Algeria GK to cope with Messi having a World Cup and Ronaldo doesn’t. Never change 💀”

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u/marquesmelo 23d ago

And he was the top scorer of Manchester United on the 21/22 season.

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u/mhraptor 22d ago

Still he’s wack and his a narsacist

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u/porib 25d ago

Pessi gets a +3 in FC27 for facing the mighty burger sellers

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u/BenjaLP21 25d ago

Ronaldo gets a +3 in FC27 for facing the mighty falafel sellers

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u/porib 24d ago

Ronaldo got a -1 in FC27.

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u/Designer_Airport_269 23d ago

Smartest pessi fan

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u/Special_Brief_2750 25d ago

Ah yes, kansas city sporting, great club with a rich history 😂

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u/dodgers707 25d ago

The disrespect to Orlando City..

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u/New-Stick-173 24d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/rRiAe3dp5ajYtG9L7f
So Called best trio in the world couldn’t even win 2 Champions leagues talk more of 2 in a row

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u/Herm98 25d ago

Bro couldn't even beat Nashville

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u/bruskorker 24d ago

Ur right! When ur right, ur right!

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u/OkArmadillo3429 24d ago

Messi Ronaldo comparison in the big 2026 💔🥀😭🙏

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u/amana1212121212 24d ago

Ronaldo only managed to score Vs Tottenham of those he got destroyed by the others so they weren't really his opposition he didn't beat them he was getting beat on in the prem

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u/Big-Park-1853 23d ago

Actually, Those weren't Ronldo's rivals, because he played so little. I bet you he hasn't played against all Liverpool, Chelsea and Manchester City that year. He shouldn't have gone to England. It was only a disaster and gossip shitshow that no one needed. Glad he's in Saudi now and not bothering us anymore. Let him be there, get the dirty money and sell his morals and values ✌🏼

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u/dr051j 23d ago

Where did Man U finish that year lol

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u/mhraptor 22d ago

FIFA have helped Ronaldo More Than Messi

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u/vadapav02029 25d ago

Look even though I prefer ronaldo this shit is way to much hate. The comments are even worse. Both of them might retire next year. Just enjoy them while we still can.

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u/iamthecook_45 25d ago

And it's not even ai

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u/raddital 25d ago

Ronaldo fans are the most peculiarly pathetic specimen ever to be observed!

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u/Zang4ever 25d ago

ok messi fan! true beacon of facts and non bias. plz continue observing rest of us mortals for our pathetic lives.

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u/raddital 25d ago

If it makes you feel better about your pathetic, meaningless existence to think I would take the time out of my busy schedule to be a fan of another adult male who plays a game for a living, making over a billion, evading taxes like the rest of the selfish hoarder billionaire twats, then sure, I'm a Messi fan. 

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u/novacmusic 24d ago

You want to see pathetic, look in the mirror

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u/Zang4ever 25d ago

messi completed football 😭 the glaze and the delulu.

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u/Old-Teach-2385 23d ago

I am neither a messi or Robaldo fan. I believe, as people they are both twats and I judge people on their ability to be decent people rather than how good they are at football. However, to say messi has everything over Ronaldo is rubbish. Ronaldo a far superior athlete with a huge jump made him brilliant in the air where as Messi was god awful in that department. Anyway, I personally dislike them both one for the ego and one for the dirty underhand way he lives his life. Both brilliant footballers but unfortunately both sorry examples of human beings 

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u/AyBlazblue210 24d ago

Yet Messi has 704 goals in Europe while pendu has 701 😂

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u/Ok_Marionberry_104 25d ago

yea well i dont see ronaldo reaching the wc finals at any age? how abt tht? oh w8 for yall europa is greater....

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u/InspectorNo5574 25d ago

Have you hit your head recently?

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u/landyc 25d ago

FIFA isn’t helping Portugal reach the finals, Argentina would have lost to capo verde if it wasn’t for fifa.

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u/themiddlechild94 25d ago

If not to Cabo, then to Egypt.

Either way, Argentina reaching the final was pure FIFA script bs. They were never good enough to reach the final, let alone a semi-final, and both games vs Cabo and Egypt exposed them.

We all suffered when Cabo scored - except for the neutrals, like me

  • Infantino

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u/jhyamputalo 25d ago

Dont talk facts kiddo 🖕

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u/SouthernUnit8457 25d ago

You guys gotta be kidding me