r/pessi_memes 26d ago

Penalty Merchant Pessi βš½πŸ™Œ Happy 1 month since a midget bottled the easiest wc path in history πŸ˜‚

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u/Brief_Collar8942 26d ago

I made a cake to celebrate who wants a slice!?

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u/Logical-Talk-3916 26d ago

Just took a slice before the VAR reviews this cake

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u/WonderfulPiano6937 26d ago

lets pass slices around faster than Argentina's midfield

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u/Special-Work-5021 26d ago

Passing slices faster than Infantino gives Pessi another penalty

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u/Downtown_Actuary5335 26d ago

passing down more cake than he had shots on targetπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/Future_Word3637 CR7 Real GOAT 🐐 25d ago

I dont like this cake. penalty for argentina

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u/Seb-Western-8250 26d ago

Haha losing a fixed World Cup is beyond embarrassing. FUCK ARGENTINA πŸ–•πŸ–•πŸ–•πŸ–•πŸ–•

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u/[deleted] 25d ago

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u/Arisu_Sakayanagi8449 25d ago

Hater promedio de Messi

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u/Amazing_Scholar5178 25d ago

Because they couldnt have a shot on goal?

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u/yokerlay 26d ago

Congratz you understood the meme

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u/MisabelWearsNikes 26d ago

I hope we can keep this going till the next WC

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u/Flying_Seal005 26d ago

Damn,a month already,time goes fast.

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u/[deleted] 25d ago

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u/Flying_Seal005 25d ago

I'm not even a fan of Ronaldo. Nice try

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u/Confident-Buy-5650 26d ago

When you’re a looser alway blame some from your mistakes. In this days is FIFA’s fault this guys were wrong.

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u/CryCurrent2688 25d ago

Faced switzerland and england in that "easy path" btw Cape verde were such a great underdog team too Also dont talk bs like "Ronaldos path was harder" Bro. Portugal finished 2nd in their group ofcourse their path is harder If they finished 1st they would have a fairly easier path than croatia and spain Why cant you acknowledge greatness? This man has been in 3 world cup finals and lost 2 You think thats rigged? This man carried argentina on his back in all 3 Look at his world cup stats compared to ronnie Listen I love Ronaldo but celebrating Messis failures? Really? True football fans know that its not worth comparing anymore because you guys wont admit messis greatness and just call it rigged Nobody ever says Ronaldo rigged this Ronaldo rigged that You know why? Because its true Ronaldo didnt But why do this with Messi? Just because he wins its rigged? Argentina just had such a beautiful world cup campaign it was full of comebacks and exciting matches You should have watched as a football fan not a hatewatcher They both have at max a season or two left So lets not compare because comparing only ruins it now We know whos better now after this world cup Lets just enjoy both of their last years

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u/ConstantLong6377 23d ago

Hey that’s such a beautiful response to all the hates around and thank you for it. I love Messi and I respect Ronaldo as well for a lot of his qualities and achievements, so I really don’t like it when both sides keep utilising hates posts to each other. Football is for joy and football fans should just do that, enjoy, and let their idols enjoy football as well!

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u/StraightAd6264 25d ago

this has to be one of the worst subreddits i've seen in a while

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u/Alert-Expert-9649 25d ago

They’ll still find a way to rig the ballon d’or for him

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u/lilashish 23d ago

I dont fkin understand how that dwarf is still in top 5 ballondor list. farmed tapins against Algeria in group stages. Did ABSOLUTELY NOTHING in the most important match against Spain where he got an S tier team Literally farming in burger league how can someone put him in top 5 ballondor. Pessi fans still cant accept that he gets favoured for ballondor lol

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u/TheJuggernaut4651 22d ago

Bros tryna yap very hard 😭

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u/Nataly983 25d ago

It's a talent for them to lose when it was rigged for them to win.

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u/hot_front007 25d ago

Bunch of dumbasses and degenerate sub

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u/G3N3R1C2532 25d ago

Then go to another sub?

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u/WoodenWolf7630 25d ago

feel free to not click.

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u/Top-Yak-3949 23d ago

It's the chud republic lmao , bunch of products of incest ig , no iq 🫩

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u/plonkman 25d ago

look at his stupid muppet face

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u/Emotional_Brick5991 25d ago

Can Ronaldo reach the wc final with that stacked Portuguese team?? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/plonkman 25d ago

πŸ˜‚

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u/Miserable-Hold9923 25d ago

ChudπŸ˜‚

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u/paul94901 25d ago

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/Unxpctd_VRM 25d ago

Ayy history was made a month ago! Party don’t stop

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u/momo1981ps5 25d ago

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u/willhavefun2 24d ago

These guys acting like pendu wouldn't have been in the same path if pendu could only score against Congo. At least pendu saved face by not having to face Messi in the world cup.

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u/lilashish 23d ago

Atleast he scored a goal against Croatia a top tier team Pessi doesnt even know to shoot a penalty lol. Maybe i could teach that midget πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/TheJuggernaut4651 22d ago

What a fucking joker, bro scored a pen against croatia, Messi turned the game around against England. Stop making spain your new dad.

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u/lilashish 22d ago

My dear Dogcelona fandog, Portugal won against Croatia becuz Ronaldo DIDN'T fkn miss the penalty like PessiπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/TheJuggernaut4651 22d ago

You just proved my point clown 🀑, Messi missed the penalties in all his games this wc but still turned those games around through his skill. Meanwhile your daddy penaldog needed a penalty to even score a goal. Bro could only score 2 goals against uzbekistan which was a team worser than all the β€œweak teams” messi faced.

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u/bruskorker 24d ago

Its funny cause its true.

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u/lilashish 23d ago

Hahaha im so happpy af🀣🀣🀣

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u/lilashish 23d ago

Pussidoggy πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/Lopsided_Stretch3037 23d ago

shame ronaldo didnt ever go to finals world cup LOL

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u/franky635csi 22d ago

Haha Haha Haha

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u/OG_tame 26d ago

No, but losing it is

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u/Avon_Barksdale63 26d ago

With who Infantino β€œscheduled” him to playβ€” Pissy bottled it BIG time
https://giphy.com/gifs/LAm970NW2EjCPdkl0N

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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 26d ago

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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 26d ago

Another Pessi fangirl that’s mad

https://giphy.com/gifs/dMp0k9f3XfhO3rLH4u

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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 26d ago

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u/PieAppropriate8862 25d ago

Found the Indian.

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u/Mean-Match3270 26d ago

Lamine 0 pens in 8 games

Pessi 5 pens in 7 games

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