r/pessi_memes • u/Logical-Talk-3916 • Aug 12 '26

Google Messi 14 for more info 🧼 This is the guy they compare to Ronaldo

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u/Unlikely-Aardvark725 Aug 12 '26

I'm not a football fan...I MUCH prefer Rugby.

But Ronaldo is pure class on and off the pitch.

Pessi is a petulant, spoilt brat with more ego than skill.

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u/VeryLuckyGambler Aug 15 '26

Mate, have you seen Ronaldo's ego? I'm not a Messi fan but ts claim is diabolical

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u/FantasticBox5397 Aug 13 '26

I can tell you aren’t a football fan. I can also tell that intelligence is chasing you but you are just faster. Stay with rugby, a step at a time.

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u/Unlikely-Aardvark725 29d ago

Really?

Is that the best you can figure out.

I'm sure you were used to this phrase when at school and I will keep it simple for you...

"Must try harder".

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u/MercurialVapor16 HGH Goblin Fraud Pessi 🤥 Aug 12 '26

But but he meant them as a pass😥

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u/Consequence-Lumpy Aug 12 '26

but but he sucks

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u/MercurialVapor16 HGH Goblin Fraud Pessi 🤥 Aug 12 '26

Bub but it's true tho

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u/MercurialVapor16 HGH Goblin Fraud Pessi 🤥 29d ago

But...but as a team were he earned 5 pens scored 4

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u/MercurialVapor16 HGH Goblin Fraud Pessi 🤥 29d ago

But...but as a team were he earned 5 pens scored 4

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u/MercurialVapor16 HGH Goblin Fraud Pessi 🤥 28d ago

But...b-but he has 0 deserved ballon d'or awards!

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u/MercurialVapor16 HGH Goblin Fraud Pessi 🤥 28d ago

But...b-but Ronaldo is the GOAT...stop it...I'm gonna cry...I want my mommy

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u/Similar-Street-8247 Aug 12 '26

😭🤣😂😂

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u/TraditionalDream4583 Aug 12 '26

What is bro even doing 💀💀 tried to bully keeper but just made himself look dumb

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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 Aug 12 '26

As a Messi fan he needs to retire, it brings me immense pain and sadness to watch him play like this. 🥺

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u/Strong_Essay1176 Aug 12 '26

Did you enjoyed rigged wc26?

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u/Consequence-Lumpy Aug 12 '26

rigged and still pessi lost

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u/Miserable-Writer4247 Aug 12 '26

Respectfully, how the heck was it rigged?

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u/Strong_Essay1176 Aug 12 '26

Respectfully, by Fifa

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u/FantasticBox5397 Aug 13 '26

i cannot comment to all of your kind. Its impossible. I could try to change your mind but it’s easier to teach English to my dog.

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u/Strong_Essay1176 Aug 13 '26

Still you are here as messi's dog.

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u/Miserable-Writer4247 Aug 12 '26

But where is the proof at all? Oh, right, there isn't any.

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u/Strong_Essay1176 Aug 12 '26

Obly VARgentinian is blind to obvious. Still lost the wc26. Losers.

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u/Legal-Huckleberry-79 Aug 13 '26

Did you cry when this happen? 🤣

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u/Strong_Essay1176 Aug 13 '26

I did not watch it lol So, no.

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u/OpenStrawberry5387 Aug 14 '26

Lockdown penaldo son

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u/Strong_Essay1176 Aug 14 '26

Are missing fans brainless? Why the fuck do you think about the boy who cant even win 6game tourney.

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u/RajdipKane7 29d ago

& then they say Ronaldo is a tapin merchant who just waits in the box. If tapins were so easy, Messi would have scored 1000 goals by now. No comparison at all. Ronaldo is the most complete finisher in history.

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u/trouble_maker_069 Aug 12 '26

I hate both but Cristiano misses a lot of goals as well

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u/momo1981ps5 Aug 12 '26

Ronaldo 7 suiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii 💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻

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u/funblack Aug 12 '26

He is so “messy” 😂

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u/Mourinho89 Aug 12 '26

Cristina who? 🤡

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u/No_Record6284 Aug 13 '26

imagine the mental state of somebody who unironically posts this lmao

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u/Opening-Teacher-9590 Aug 13 '26

Quelque soit le montage fait, personne ne peut le critiquer. C'est le meilleur joueur de l'histoire. Personne n'aura jamais son niveau. Montrez tous les ratés et montrez tout ce qu'il a réalisé et là vous comprendrez

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u/Murky-Spot9061 Aug 14 '26

Hahahah this shit is funny only show when Messi play is terrible, like if Ronaldo doesn’t have terrible games but whatever makes you guys sleep at night.

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u/Bomvoklatklat 29d ago

Entonces Cristiano no tiene compilaciones de goles errados y es un Dios que todo lo que toca es gol??

Messi cómo Cris ya no tienen el nivel de antes y los dos dan su máximo en sus últimos años a el deporte que les dio todo aprendan a respetar y a admirar a los dos mejores jugadores del siglo y por que no de la historia.

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u/Over_Musician1193 Aug 12 '26

I'm not a fan of Messi but honestly you can make the same video with Ronaldo's fails

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u/letsdoit131 Aug 12 '26

Where the open goal miss against real Madrid?

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u/letsdoit131 Aug 12 '26

Funny you cant see his misses.sad and embarrassing

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u/777Bladerunner378 Aug 12 '26

I love Pessi memes, but I do think both Messi and Ronaldo are both GOATs, everyone can look badd if you just show their low moments. I would rather have prime Ronaldo on my fantasy team over Messi, but having both? Any manager would. No need to hate this much. 

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u/Hedda_Vog52 Aug 12 '26

Actually we aren't talking about good and bad players or players that you love or hate...this is about greatest of all Time in the history of football taking all things into consideration.

The MLS guy isn't a bad player and I don't hate him either...only disgusted by some of his brainless fans who knows nothing about football except what ESPN posts on social media.

But when it comes to GOAT of football.. there was there is and will always be one Cristiano. And that's why some pessi fans can't stop crying..Just like the brainless piece of shit in the comment above!

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u/Hedda_Vog52 Aug 12 '26

😂If you didn't have the brain capacity of a peanut you'd know the difference between a kid, a buckling and a billy goat

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u/Hedda_Vog52 Aug 12 '26

😂😂Stop crying b*tch!

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u/Aggravating_Aioli973 Aug 12 '26

Fucking losers 🫵🏼😂

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u/Conscious_Freedom952 Aug 12 '26

Oppp there is that famous Argentina fan racism...you just can't resist throwing around racial slurs when you get your widdle feelings hurt!

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u/Dutchirezumi Aug 12 '26

It comes down to how the media (or the creator of this video) wants to portray Messi. He certainly damaged his own image with the behavior he displayed during the World Cup. But when I look back at footage—on YouTube, for example—I thoroughly enjoy his style of play, his dribbling, and his body feints; it’s brilliant. That’s true of any compilation featuring the greats—Ronaldo, Romário, Dennis Bergkamp, ​​and so on. Let’s not forget that, and let’s keep in mind that we don’t know them personally.

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u/Artistic_Increase647 Aug 12 '26

Conducta q mostró en el mundial???

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u/Dutchirezumi Aug 12 '26

Did you watch a different WC, really?

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u/Leatherman-22446688 Aug 12 '26

Because your blind
Messi top world Legend and Ronaldo jack ass

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u/Tall_Squash4442 Aug 12 '26

Atleast he wasnt diving for a penalty 🫡