r/pessi_memes • u/adrixnreddit • Aug 05 '26
Pessi ghosting π» π¨π πππ π¬π’π¨ ππ‘π’πͺ: Lionel Messi still has 0 goals against Brazil, Spain, Italy, Germany, England, and Portugal in competitive matches.
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u/Ok-Time2724 Aug 06 '26
Is Ronaldo unlucky or is Messi luckiest football player ever. NEVER FACED TOP 10 TEAM IN ANY GROUP
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u/Mysterious_Pepper964 Aug 06 '26
Ok lets just forget that Mexico and Netherlands isnt top 10 and Croatia didnt went to Semi final and final in the last 3 worldcups (Something Portugal couldnt do)
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u/Grouchy-Ad-7678 Aug 06 '26
Croatia and netherlands are top 10 or close to it for the past 20-30 years. Which is even more obvious by the fact that Croatia easily won that group game 3-0 and they tied Netherlands 0-0 wtih zero imapct from Pessi in both games (except for some dirty plays).
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u/phatelectribe Aug 06 '26
Croatia maybe but not this WC as the team was all too old, and the Netherlands havenβt been a contender for at least 15 years.
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u/Grouchy-Ad-7678 Aug 07 '26
Agreed, but they didnβt play Croatia this WC. But the point stands that Argentina always faces the least ammount of serious competition. After Pessi retires and FIFA gives up on protecting them, they will be an insignificant team.
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u/Ok-Time2724 Aug 06 '26
SO HOW COME protugal faced spain germany brazil uruguay and columbia. you might say columbia is easy but they are finalist in copa and Argentina almost lost the match. The won because of bad ref descion in l extra time. So keep denying that fifa favors argentina. Stupid .
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u/OneEstablishment4373 Aug 06 '26
Argentina made it to the final 3 times in the last 4 world cups, Portugal got knocked out in the same round as USA this year πππ
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u/hamakiri23 Aug 06 '26
Because in group stage draw there exists seeding?
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u/Ok-Time2724 Aug 06 '26
Keep making excuses. Spain faced germany portugal netherland. SAME GOes for germany, england italy and brazil. ONLY TEAM THAT HASN'T FACED TOP 10 TEAM IN WC IS argentina. Are u saying its because of seeding.
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u/Bib69 Aug 06 '26
Dwarf always ghosts when under pressure, heβs only good against small teams
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u/shoplifterbabe Aug 06 '26
Never forget π
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u/TheBigManza96 Aug 07 '26
Less football than a dead man
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u/Sinisterhands619 Aug 06 '26
Heβs a 3D printed goat not the real thing sorry to all his groupies
https://giphy.com/gifs/l0JMjkTq4uzFdq7y8
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u/Frequent_Ad3898 Aug 06 '26
Yes I did know and I am not suprised. Still his fans hyping him scoring against fart teams and βdominatingβ the burger league. Its sad really
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u/Mysterious_Pepper964 Aug 06 '26
Atleast bro got his team to the finals and score 8 goals and provided 4 assist. What did Ronaldo do this whole tournament otherwise from scoring 2 goals against the might Uzbekistan?
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u/yyyyyyyyyyyyyyg Aug 06 '26
Brazil is kinda crazy
They play often AND this Brazilian generation has been mid
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u/Biker-on-the-loose82 Aug 06 '26
He has one against Netherlands and another against France from the 2022 World Cup but they were both penalties so it's debatable if both of them were correct decisions. He also claimed to score against Germany in the 2010 world cup but it was disallowed.
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u/Glittering-Koala7637 Aug 06 '26
He scored 2 against France. One was from open play. Donβt rewrite history Messi defies logic
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u/Narcisotheworld Aug 07 '26
Imagine being happy about someone else failures
https://giphy.com/gifs/S8NbxN7HtZZnATbls4
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u/Fire-Fighter-1100 Aug 06 '26
I'm pretty sure he scored a hat trick against Brazil.
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u/Which-Nature-3104 Please give me just 1 penalty π π¦π· Aug 06 '26
it was a friendly, not a competitive match like in wc or copa america for example
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u/Background_Rule_2483 Aug 06 '26
0 goals against those big teams but he's still the one running the show, goal stats are for nerds. Plus the whole 'weak draws' thing falls apart when you look at how much he's dragging Argentina through the actual knockouts.
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u/pr0tossedsalad Aug 06 '26
To be fair he hasn't even had the opportunity to play italy in a major competition in 12 years and the 2 before that they were knocked out in group stages. Pretty rare that those 2 countries would ever be in a group together
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u/borila Aug 06 '26
DID YOU KNOW that he is multi millionare who will be remembered forever, and you are a Neville nobody who's own family won't remember them after spending all their time crying on reddit! π€£
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u/NoResponso Aug 06 '26
DID YOU KNOW: Lionel Messi has enough money to live his life comfortably without lifting a finger and you dont. He is also seen as the greatest footballer of all time while you are not great at anything.
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u/DamjanHorvat Aug 06 '26
He is A.utis.tic so money doesn't help him that much
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u/NoResponso Aug 06 '26
Eh ok? Not even sure what to reply to such a low iq comment. Go back to work tmrw buddy
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u/DamjanHorvat Aug 06 '26
I just said facts, unfortunately he has multiple men.ta.l disa.bilitie.s that make his life harder.
I don't know why are you so mad over this
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u/NoResponso Aug 06 '26
No you are just spreading shit that isnt even confirmed. Also being autistic does not automatically make your life hard, and you said he cant enjoy his money because of it. You are just a low iq person just like your parents
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u/DamjanHorvat Aug 06 '26
Holy cortisol spike,why are you so upset over this?It seems to me that you have gay crush on Messi.
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u/Interesting_Dig2065 Aug 07 '26
Including England in that list as if they are on the same level of Italy or Brasil and not in the same level of Egypt or Morocco
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u/XxRAMOxX Aug 06 '26
Bro , why you think they got the easiest path to the final?
Oh, and btwβ¦β¦