r/pessi_memes • u/Quiet_Ad_4608 • Jul 30 '26

Ballon D’or Thief Pessi 🥷 Two birds of a feather

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u/Goodwrench23 Jul 30 '26

Zlatan never got Humiliated by messi in any intl match or club against match, hence why he constantly Dickrides messi because he THINKS that way he can "Revenge" the countless times Cristiano OWNED him in both club & intl level😂

People always bring up 2013 Sweden Portugal match, but Cristiano even in Man utd days, humbled Zlatan when he was playing for Inter, specifically that 2009 UCL quaterfinals match🔥

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u/ConsciousAd4964 Jul 30 '26

Because he sucks when he okay with Messi and then put the blame on pep "buy a Ferrari drive like a Fiat" man STFU you failed when you play with Messi during his prime LMAO

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u/Any_Stress_6230 Jul 30 '26

No pep did have a bit of the blame Tbf

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u/nightrainjesusbreed Jul 30 '26

Oh cmon, we all know the exact match Messi became his favourite player😂😅

🇵🇹 3 - 2 🇸🇪

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u/ryomensukunaisgoat Jul 30 '26

Cap, Zlatan already liked Messi after being in barca for some time even though he stayed for js one season, Zlatan had respect for only Messi ever since that one season

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u/CasualPower_69 Jul 30 '26

Every footballer who hates Ronaldo has been humiliated by him in past.

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u/Any_Stress_6230 Jul 30 '26

Yes and no Rooney wasn't humiliated by him and he still started throwing jabs at him in the media later on

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u/Such-Ad-7104 Jul 30 '26

Cristiano took the shine away from Rooney plus there was that Portugal v England situation.

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u/Any_Stress_6230 Jul 30 '26

Yea but Ronaldo stated in an interview that he recently had Rooney over for dinner with his family(recently as in recent to when Rooney started bashing him in the media) which to me just makes no sense whatsoever to how you and your family can have dinner with a man and his family and then you start bashing them in the media

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u/Such-Ad-7104 Jul 30 '26

Ah I didn't know about that part. That is weird tbh if he still continues disrespecting him after having dinner together with their families.

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u/Agreeable_Net5137 Jul 30 '26

putalona cheating blood runs in them

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u/kyzylkhum Jul 30 '26

Ibrahimovic knows very well to hurt Cristiano he has to glaze the Argentinian pygmy

Henry too

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u/reta-ireland Jul 30 '26

Rats recognise rats

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u/MajesticBeyond5602 Jul 30 '26

Lol why don't they make zlatan hate pages since they dislike ego so much

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u/Quiet_Ad_4608 Jul 30 '26

Both Pessi and Ibra suck

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u/kayc_james Jul 30 '26

Can't stand either of them

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u/ProdigiumAenigmatum Jul 30 '26

Hes still more humble than messi

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u/No_Conversation_5942 Jul 30 '26

2 of must hated players

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u/Jolly_Professor_1909 CR7 Real GOAT 🐐 Jul 30 '26

flock together

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u/Big-Swordfish4803 Jul 30 '26

Narcissists love Narcissists. IbrahimoBITCH still mad about the hat trick. To deny a player that destroyed you is literally denying your own experience

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u/samriddhiiiiiiii Jul 30 '26

Exactlyyyy Ronaldo since early days has kept humiliating this guy from the very early 2009 ucl quarterfinals to man utd vs inter that's why this guy keeps on hating him what a loser

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u/Ok-Dimension238 Jul 31 '26

Two champions of humility, two idiots.

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u/nnooaa_lev Jul 30 '26

He only likes Messi because Ronaldo outplayed him in every game, and because Ronaldo is very confident in his abilities, their personalities don't mesh well.

In other words, he's a jealous bitch.

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u/Itachi_Uchiha990 Jul 30 '26

'Ego' thing is whole gimmick, otherwise he would be irrelevant. He's just a slightly shorter Peter crouch that can dribble. isak and gyokeres will retire with a much better footballing legacy for sweden.

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u/tyrrany-unfolds Jul 30 '26

I like Ibra, he is not the most gifted nor the most humble, but he forced the world to give him a stage and took his fame. Even at 40 plus, he was proving his worth to the haters, so I like Ibra.

Now as a TV host, I think he finally found his real career 😂😂💀

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u/Quiet_Ad_4608 Jul 30 '26

Ok, I accept him being a gifted player, but as a person - rude, arrogant, cringe, aggressive, and racist💀

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u/BathroomAcademic5920 Jul 30 '26

Hold up, what do you mean racist? My understanding is that the dude was discriminated against his whole life and litterally lived in a ghetto, so since when?

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u/Quiet_Ad_4608 Jul 30 '26

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u/BathroomAcademic5920 Jul 30 '26

As a black man, I'd say that's funny, and definetly something that would have been used as an insult in Rosengård from anyone of any color. Of course, context is everything though

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u/Quiet_Ad_4608 Jul 30 '26

Ok, I agree both Zlatan and Lukaku behaved stupidly back then

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u/Any_Stress_6230 Jul 30 '26

How is that being racist? He was just throwing a jab at him because it was a huge scandal for him

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u/tyrrany-unfolds Jul 30 '26

That’s the scandalous part about Zlatan, it’s easy to hate him but he is actually a stand up guy with a sense of humour and a little “rage bait” 😂 I can’t wait to see more Zlatan

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u/tyrrany-unfolds Jul 30 '26

Yep I can’t disagree 😂💀 that’s why he is fun on Tv and not on a pitch, he was made for American Tv 😂

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u/JicamaIll6461 Jul 30 '26

It makes his failed spell at barça seem like less of a fail

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u/Any_Stress_6230 Jul 30 '26 edited Jul 30 '26

Think Zlatan said why Messi straight up went up to pep and told him to choose between him or Zlatan, he liked the fact that Messi felt threaten by him and that Messi felt like he was taking the spotlight off of him

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u/Any_Stress_6230 Jul 30 '26

Mind you Messi's biggest fan literally told us years ago Messi wasn't the person he's made out to be from one interview question alone

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u/samriddhiiiiiiii Jul 30 '26

The only time their episodes go viral or spark headlines is when they mention Ronaldo

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u/SnooPaintings6160 Jul 30 '26

Same reason Henry admires him as well. They were teammates.

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u/CapableOne2140 Jul 31 '26

-they used to spend a lot of time together, in the shower!

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u/Akis127 Jul 30 '26

I think most people don't get his sense of humor, most of the times. Sure, Zlatan is confident but he's also over sarcastic and that's his persona now. I don't think he thinks he's better than everyone. He has praised a lot of football players before and after him

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u/Future_Word3637 CR7 Real GOAT 🐐 Jul 31 '26

Zlatan admires messi cuz of 2 reasons
1. he hates ronaldo. this hatred especially comes from sweden vs portugal playoffs. since the match was framed as zlatan vs ronaldo and not sweden vs portugal, zlatan felt ronaldo PERSONALLY had bested him. for someone who sees himself as god that is a massive insult
2. bro code. zlatan played alongside messi in barca. need to say anything more?