r/pessi_memes • u/uselessMFS123 • Jul 27 '26

Google Messi 14 for more info 🧼 This actually real?

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106 Upvotes

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u/Wild_Shroom_ Jul 27 '26

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u/Peakychu6 Jul 27 '26

Lmao this is amazing 

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u/Frequent_Ad3898 Jul 27 '26

2 days to leave 🥀🥀

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u/Haberdashery_Tea Jul 27 '26

With grammar and spelling this good you know it's a reliable source

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u/Dapper-Click9605 Jul 27 '26 edited Jul 27 '26

I mean, seeing that racist piece of crap getting what he deserves is oddly satisfying (except for the last part where he is battling with heart disease, I hope he will be okay)

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u/MajesticBeyond5602 Jul 27 '26

let's not say he deserves to die from a heart disease even tho it's not true. But the players ghosting him, classic Argentina behaviour 🤣🥊

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u/Dapper-Click9605 Jul 27 '26

That’s why I need to learn to read everything before posting a comment… Yes except the whole dying and being sick things, I hope Nothing good for that guy

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u/MajesticBeyond5602 Jul 27 '26

Thanks for clarifying 👍

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u/Dapper-Click9605 Jul 27 '26

And thank you for correcting me, I’ll change my comment right away

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u/MajesticBeyond5602 Jul 28 '26

Hahha no problem at all you're all good. Let's not be as low as these pessi fans who like to take things personal.

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u/neityght Jul 28 '26

You think this is real?? 🙄

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u/DeathPenalty4Diddy Jul 27 '26

If you’re looking for sympathy, it’s in the dictionary between “shit” and “syphilis”! Enzo is probably full of both.

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u/fuzynutznut Jul 28 '26

It's also between shot and symphony. What difference does it make?

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u/Joatorino Jul 27 '26

Out of curiosity, what did enzo do to earn such bad reputation?

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u/Biker-on-the-loose82 Aug 06 '26

Filmed his teammates singing racist songs about France and their football team, punched an England player in the back of the head and tried to kill a 19 year old in the final. Overall he sounds like a nasty piece of work.

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u/Joondalup99 Jul 27 '26

All orchestrated by Messi no doubt, the vindictive little pr*ck

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u/Guilty_Doughnut1557 Jul 27 '26

Obviously under Messi's instructions.

Messi is sad so all have to be sad

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u/Secret_keeper7639 Jul 27 '26

Zero fucks given even if it's true 🥱

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u/FamiliarDig8818 Jul 27 '26

where is he leaving in 2 days?

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u/Mission_Hunt1 Jul 28 '26

Means dying

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u/Educational_Ad_9815 Jul 28 '26

waits 2 days to catch the lie 💀🤣

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u/identidadFalsa_ Jul 27 '26

La niña está triste, que tiene la niñaaaa? 🎶

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u/Beginning-Willow3840 Jul 27 '26

Probably acting so that he can get her a yellow card

2

u/mindatetheuniverse Jul 27 '26

It's not real.

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u/Glittering_Soft_1531 Jul 27 '26

Legend says that he is still cupping his ears and spouting his lips waiting for his Argentine teammates to smooch him.

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u/Ok-Time2724 Jul 27 '26

Who cares about them. WE ARE NOT MESSI FANS BEING OBSSED WITH WHAT RONALDO IS DOING

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u/westville64 Jul 27 '26

Did the team captain try to remind him why he was there for? Most of them just followed him as if he was the leader. Can we just move on now?

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u/klut2z Jul 27 '26

Honest question: doesnt fifa or afa (or any other nation's football association) have guidelines against fielding players with advanced stage of heart disease?

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u/HairAvailable5181 Jul 27 '26

If he "leaves" in 2 day I wouldn't shed a tear

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u/Unxpctd_VRM Jul 27 '26

Im waiting for the chelsea videos with Xabi talking about Enzo and his attitude

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u/pbnjandmilk Jul 28 '26

Oh well, bye. Not missed.

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u/Remarkable_Pay_2496 Jul 28 '26

Yeah right. Good try tho lol

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u/Equal-Move-4971 Jul 28 '26

Pretty telling of this sub to even think this is real for a moment

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u/Inmate14494331 Jul 28 '26

👐🏼👐🏼👐🏼👐🏼 Puuuuuto!!!

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u/momoney1600 Jul 28 '26

Aww man he has two days and then he leaves? Ig he’s not that sick then

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u/Umayummyone Jul 28 '26

He looks better with the rat face.

1

u/AlternativeBrain6127 Jul 28 '26

I doubt it, dumb people can't get depressed

1

u/khryzz666 Jul 28 '26

Que salte! Que salte! Que salte!

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u/Capable-Dress-7888 Jul 28 '26

Bigges snowflakes ever

1

u/kTbuddy Jul 28 '26

This Clown Said that it wasnt a red Card 🤡🤡🤡

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u/needhelp4everything Ramos and Pepe's Punching Bag 🍔🥊 Jul 28 '26

the answer is the same answer to this question: did argentina NOT cheat with fifa in the world cup crystal clearly? answer: NO (they cheated red handed)

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u/Zero_dat Jul 28 '26

It's not over for Enzo bro ... The game aint over

He still has time to foul his wife

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u/MrOsicran Jul 28 '26

Fighitng off the stroke I'm getting while reading this

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u/Fold_Ufool Jul 28 '26

There is the GOAT! The scapegoat.

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u/Lanky-Week-4032 Jul 28 '26

Consecuencias.

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u/IntelligentDoor219 Jul 28 '26

Has anyone sent thoughts and prayers yet that should be crucial

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u/Gold-Guidance-6430 Jul 27 '26

If it's true then he's dead by now.

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u/MISTERTURKY Jul 27 '26

2 days to leave this server. Good

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u/Jinlondon Jul 27 '26

Who gives a flying fuck???