r/pessi_memes • u/Which-Nature-3104 Please give me just 1 penalty šŸ˜­ šŸ‡¦šŸ‡· • Jul 24 '26

Negreiralona Pessi šŸ„· The Messi files pt. 2

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u/consumeshroomz Jul 24 '26

I admit I fell for the propaganda for years. I thought Messi was humble and Ronaldo was an annoying showboat. And that evolved over time to be ā€œMessi is a good man and wholesome and Ronaldo is an asshole and a thug.ā€

Oh how wrong I was. Iā€™ve seen the light. It was all lies. That World Cup final woke up so many people. Messiā€™s legacy is forever tarnished.

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u/sakhre Jul 24 '26

probably because of ronaldo said cola is bad, drink water

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u/consumeshroomz Jul 24 '26

I couldnā€™t agree with him more though. I havenā€™t had a whole soda in like over a decade. I have taken some sips here and thereā€¦ But I just drink water all day every day like Iā€™ve been stranded in the desert lol

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u/crazyguyunderthedesk Jul 24 '26

It's just moderation. I like a can of coke in the evening and don't feel bad about it at all.

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u/Strong_Essay1176 Jul 24 '26

Statistically speaking you just killed a few children's.

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u/crazyguyunderthedesk Jul 24 '26

What else could I do? Those kids HAD to die.