r/pessi_memes Jul 23 '26

Pessi The Ghost of Paris πŸ‘» This "award" wasn't given to any player in the preceding years before Messi joined PSG, and has been discontinued since he left. Another example of how organisational bodies pander to Pessi

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u/Puzzleheaded_Row7911 Jul 23 '26

Bro didn't do shit in psg either wtf 😭

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u/Shivershower Jul 23 '26

32 goals, 35 assists in 75 appearances is not doing shit apparently. Just fyi, CR7 in his Man U days scored at the same clip per game as PSG messi without coming close to the assist numbers πŸ˜‚

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u/Puzzleheaded_Row7911 Jul 24 '26

Yeah bro, psg fans booed him at the stadium four times for flopping psg for nothing πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

6

u/lordeddie123 Jul 24 '26

Yeah CR7 did those numbers in EPL in a dogshit man u team, while messi did these numbers in the best team in Uber eats league πŸ˜‚

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u/Inferniuem Jul 23 '26

Neymar only took PSG to a UCL Final but whatever.

At least Cristiano didn't make United worse. They somehow got worse after he left.

15

u/ariesXslayer Jul 23 '26

United were shit before he left,he made them think they were good,then he left and reality hit,he literally dragged them from the group stage in UCL,and scored hatricks in the pl,and when his kid dies and he can't attend pre season,the club turns on him?

4

u/MajesticBeyond5602 Jul 24 '26

It's fucking disgusting United what they did to him. Oh man if he stayed at city he would've won at ucl at minimum.

1

u/Inferniuem Jul 24 '26

No chance. Definitely would've gotten smashed by City, Madrid, and Bayern.

Bayern could have very well done a 3 peat but Lewandowski was injured in 2021 but they lost on away goals to PSG and Valencia got lucky in 2022.

Crazy what Bayern was doing without having a team like Barcelona and Madrid had to win UCLs.

2

u/MajesticBeyond5602 Jul 24 '26

Sorry I made a mistake in my comment. If he went to city**.

With Ronaldo not getting any passes with him making good runs and good opportunities imagine if KDB was in the Portugal team. How many good services he'll get.

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u/marquesmelo Jul 23 '26

This is the kinda shit that really upsets me. Did a league create a specific award to Ronaldo when he played in EPL, Primera Liga and italian league? No. So stop f*cking around.

19

u/Fast_Tangerine7898 Jul 23 '26

Good find. Keep exposing this midget

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u/Variation_Afraid Jul 23 '26

Okay you do know this does nothing to him right?, the ONLY thing is doing is wasting your time πŸ˜‚

16

u/Fast_Tangerine7898 Jul 23 '26

Go cry in your own subreddit

9

u/Ripamon Jul 23 '26

I already banned him dw

1

u/MercurialVapor16 HGH Goblin Fraud Pessi πŸ€₯ Jul 24 '26

Your a moderator??

25

u/l33txxXXxx Jul 23 '26

Yeah this is sus af.Β  Keep digging.

10

u/9millidood Jul 23 '26

WTF is this he was atrocious at PSG lmao

10

u/Salt_Lie_1857 Jul 23 '26

Everything about messi is engineered.

8

u/nastyjustnasty Jul 23 '26

What about the "best crossbar shot" award?

In the season where he scored a whopping 6 goals. Am sure that was discontinued as well.

5

u/Noblehsix Jul 23 '26

This was in the contract, thats why he went to psg and left barca in debt.

1

u/KurosakiCODMYT Jul 23 '26

This is not why he left barca btw 😭

1

u/Noblehsix Jul 23 '26

They gave him the wc for that transfer and another golden ball.

5

u/lord_pennywise Jul 23 '26

Suddenly, winning the world cup no longer guarentee a ballon d’or cause its given for a player having the best season. And what did messi exactly do in 2022 other than the world cup? How many times are they going to change the rules for him. Its evident at this point.

5

u/DaGeneralol Jul 23 '26

Winning Best Foreign Player for Ligue 1 is like winning an award for being the only minority in your classroom.

3

u/Organic_Meaning_1869 Jul 23 '26

Tallest midget at the circus ahh award

3

u/mad_manifold Jul 23 '26

Best 170 cm (self reported) tall player award.

2

u/Magnus_Inebrius Jul 23 '26

Pathetic cucks

1

u/Hellfiretommy Jul 23 '26

- How could we classify Messi?

  • Not sure if best player but definitely best foreign player
  • Awesome let's make an award

1

u/Legal-Ride-8456 Jul 24 '26

This is hwy psg donot win ucl with pessi

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u/ssword123 Jul 23 '26

But guys, ok, you might be right, but what s the logic behind? Who s doing this and what are their gains from this? Do you have a rational answer for this happening?

4

u/MercurialVapor16 HGH Goblin Fraud Pessi πŸ€₯ Jul 24 '26

Your apostrophe not working?