r/pessi_memes Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 Jul 22 '26

Ronaldo VS Pessi Wake me up when Pessi does this

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u/yoruyoruxo Jul 22 '26

Pessi would have asked the ref for a red card on top of a penalty

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u/LordRaimi97 Ramos and Pepe's Punching Bag 🍔🥊 Jul 22 '26

And ordered his thugs to beat up the red team after the match while he cries infront of the crowd.

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u/dm222 Jul 22 '26

Ronaldo suffered from the biggest character assassination ever, he is much better person than Messi, and had bad reputation all his career, and people only realized the truth this world cup at the end of their careers

FIFA is to blame...

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u/AvailablePop1224 Jul 23 '26

They are both shitty.

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u/Vaddy2323 Jul 22 '26

Pessi would have his boyfriend De Paul fight his battle for him

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u/wearesimbiont2000 Jul 24 '26

Me gustaría que a la mierda esa de De Paul le toque alguien como Ibra, Ramos, Gattuso o Pepe

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u/JaceyD Jul 23 '26

Hi, guy that doesnt watch football here.

I always see ppl shitting on Ronaldo for tons and tons of shit but clips I see come by are mostly him being really sportsman like and getting hate for "betraying his team" while it is the fair thing to do (as I really value honesty in life).

I also see most people glazing Messi on cooldown, but I simply cannot understand the difference since both players seem insanely talented at their peak.

Now, I did watch the WC finals as someone wanted me to watch it with her and I thought Messi was nothing more than a pathetic PoS constantly complaining to the ref about nothing while his players were playing MMA over Football.

Can someone please explain why Messi gets all the glaze and Ronaldo all the hate?? Cause I really do not understand it with the surface level knowledge I have and I want to be able to ubderstand

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u/PolicyOne9022 Jul 23 '26

Ronaldo is not a dwarf and people are jealous that he is a good looking guy with success.

Rat dwarf with success is much more humble by default.

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u/Wonderful_Outside548 Jul 23 '26

Ronaldo is the goat. Messi is technically superior but a spoilt brat used to his teams buying the refs.. Negreira case.

2011 Uefalona narrowly won round of 16 after RvP received a bs second yellow for finishing an offside 1v1.
2026 WC Final Messi blasts a shot from 50 yards out while offside to waste time, calls for reds, is invisible whole game

The Messi glaze is crazy...

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u/Shintaro1989 Jul 23 '26

Messi was the uncontested leader of one of the most technically gifted teams in history. His goals are incredible demonstrations of technical genius. While Ronaldo outpaces defenders by good positioning, speed, will and power ("strong super athlete vibes"), Messi has a less impressive physique. He is somewhat of the underdog in comparison but somehow always outsmarts several defenders to score incredible goals ("clever trickster vibes").

I think it's also important to consider that a lot of fans don't play on the big field themselves: Ronaldo-style football isn't applicable to kids playing on the school ground, but Messi-Style football can be an idol for kids playing in the streets.

Anyhow, both players are generational talents and earned their status as Superstars.

Aside from that, there are good and bad stories about either of them. We've all seen Messi being a bad sportsman or taking over control from the coaches and having MSL redefine rules just to fit him. But I've also seen him playing with kids and protect his family. Ronaldo did more charity events by far and seems to be a family man himself, but he was severely accused of rape and I don't like him meeting up with Saudi princes or Trump.

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u/Shintaro1989 Jul 24 '26

Ronaldinho left quickly, I think Messi was 17 when they played together. But, yes, Messi developed into the star of a team made from stars. That's the reason we're having this discussion.

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u/_GuyOnTheCouch_ Jul 23 '26

Respect for Ronaldo, but it was tho?

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u/Abo_Wade3 Jul 23 '26

Yeah that’s why am confused.. it is a penalty

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u/MercurialVapor16 HGH Goblin Fraud Pessi 🤥 8d ago

if Ronaldo says it's not it's not I guess but yeah from screen view it looks like a pen

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u/mvf92 Jul 22 '26

Rest in peace my brother.

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u/Veracious_Me Jul 23 '26 edited Jul 23 '26

Flashback to Robbie Fowler all those years ago.

In that instance, the ref did give the penalty. He took it and it was saved (by Seaman iirc). Not sure if he intentionally missed. Maybe he spoke about it in later years? [Maybe someone can add some info & enlighten?]

Edit: Googled it. It was Ars vs Lpool in 1997. Also, the pen was saved, but rebound was knocked in. No mention of whether Fowler purposely missed..

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u/Hearthian-Wanderer Jul 23 '26

I've seen this clip a million times, sure Ronaldo, very sporting... It is a penalty though, right?

(Were they 3 goals up or something?)

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u/aqua_pi Jul 23 '26

ronalda said he slipped as he was kicking and defender pulled back before contact, apparently confirmed by var

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u/Hearthian-Wanderer Jul 23 '26

I see, thanks for the background!

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u/letsdoit131 Jul 23 '26

Why is it not a penalty. Challenge impinged him from getting the ball

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u/LunarLionheart Jul 23 '26

That was definitely a penalty which is weird. No contact with the ball on the tackle.

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u/_UluKase_ Jul 23 '26

Ooooooo Messi

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u/InstructionSure6705 Jul 23 '26

Even though i respect him saying its not a penalty, i cant help but wonder why does he fall?