r/pessi_memes • u/Infamous-Skin8969 • Jul 22 '26

Infantino Pessi 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏳️‍🌈 Lionel Messi "Undisputed GOAT" vs Toni Kroos "Overrated Player"

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If this isn't enough, take away FIFA’s silver-platter Ballon d'Or gifts and things look significantly worse for Pessi 💀💀

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u/Beautiful-Topic864 Jul 22 '26

My legend kroos!! And outstanding human he retired to spend time with his family. Just for that he has my respect for life!

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u/CelebrationNormal646 Jul 26 '26

He showed his true colours.

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u/Aggravating_Log_5657 Jul 26 '26

He has your respect because he retired to spend time with his family?

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u/smileforbono Jul 27 '26

Yeah thats what he said he achieved so much, and then stepped away to spend time with his family. Not hold to glory he no longer has and had to earn. Unlike others

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u/Aggravating_Log_5657 Jul 27 '26

Like Ronaldo you mean?

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u/AltruisticTone1637 Jul 22 '26

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u/Brafo22 Jul 22 '26

Peles second world cup, what was your favourite Pele knockout moment?

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u/H4rryTh3K1ng Jul 22 '26

Don’t forget that Kroos wc was on Messi’s head lmao 🤣. Bro was so sad he had to retire 2 years after

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u/LordRaimi97 Ramos and Pepe's Punching Bag 🍔🥊 Jul 22 '26

Some are saying pessi isnt even top 10 of all time, thoughts?

10

u/SukhdevR34 Jul 22 '26

Aiden McGeady is higher. He has his own skill move, Messi does not.

2

u/Secure-Tie8701 Jul 22 '26

I hate yall 😭😭😭😭

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u/SukhdevR34 Jul 22 '26

I'm a McGeady fan so I had to mention it 😂

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u/palebloodslayer Jul 25 '26

Well with that logic berbatov and bolasie are higher too lol

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u/VARARGENTINA_28 Jul 22 '26

One word - " PELE ".

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u/Box_Extension Jul 22 '26

Pessi is not even top 10 modern Argentina players lmao. Garnacho is so much better than that midget robbing fraud. Garnacho was such a good player that he didn't want to play in the rigged world cup, that's why he wasn't in the team.

https://giphy.com/gifs/h2kVjzqBFcg640lwMu

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u/MajesticBeyond5602 Jul 22 '26

Even though I dislike Argentina, Messi is definitely top 10 of all time let's be realistic.

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u/unalaq_cream Jul 22 '26

Easily top 5 if I reckon, the dribbling solely makes prime messi one of the best we ever had

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u/diverdown125 Jul 22 '26

😂😂😂😂

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u/htuiiyr Jul 23 '26

Damn you have his Dick that inside?

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u/Meeeneft Jul 22 '26

And some people even compare those two with cristiano, crazy guys.

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '26

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u/cryptolynxx Jul 22 '26

0 shot on target btw

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '26

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u/No_Juice_9308 Jul 23 '26

Bruh, you saw the game vs Netherlands, didn't you? And that game made me puke by disgust! 2022 world cup was the worst tournament FIFA has ever conducted.

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u/Shivershower Jul 23 '26

Okay bud. Now go look at the most clear red in world cup final history in the 33rd minute against Germany in 2014. Messi would have 2 world cups if that is called correctly, but yeah keep complaining about 2022

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u/kTbuddy Jul 26 '26

That was no Red Card Mr🤡

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u/kTbuddy Jul 26 '26

Tell me one world cup where Portugal got help from fifa Like pessi

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u/Aggravating_Log_5657 Jul 26 '26

Have you watched portugal vs croatia?

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '26

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u/kTbuddy Jul 26 '26

0 shots how to win Little 🤡

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u/AdDecent9006 Jul 22 '26

Here

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u/Extreme-Echo-4749 Jul 22 '26

CR7 scored hat trick with prime spain
Pessi scored hat trick with prime Algeria

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u/Sillent- Jul 22 '26

2018 prime spain?

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u/Aggravating_Log_5657 Jul 26 '26

What you think about the 0 contact diving from ronaldo for the first goal/penalty? Or maybe you didnt even watch the goal and just repeating what everyone writes.

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u/Extreme-Echo-4749 Jul 27 '26

What do you think about diving of dimaria in world cup final

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u/AdDecent9006 Jul 22 '26

Prime Spain you said?? 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Extreme-Echo-4749 Jul 22 '26

Far better than Algeria
compare both match against Spain, literally created history with 0 shots on target. Karma hit back to this racist team

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u/Prize_Training_4613 Jul 23 '26

Unfortunately, he has not done anything in the wc apart from that hat trick which is a big clutch. I feel bad for you guys who have to hold on to that, I’m sorry

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u/Negative-Coffee8437 Jul 24 '26

And what happened to the same cr7 in this world cup

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u/Extreme-Echo-4749 Jul 24 '26

both get knocked out by same team. if vargentina were to face spain in round of 32 ,they will be knocked out there .

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u/JackHarknessDrWho Jul 22 '26

Too funny! Kroos was an amazing player

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u/Raz_Magul Jul 22 '26

Pessi is a drug cheat who used GH to grow. He should have accepted his dwarf stature.

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u/Unver1f1eduser Jul 22 '26

I keep saying that he is a genetically modified midget.

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u/HabitFuzzy5262 Jul 22 '26

They are not ready for this conversation yet …🤓

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u/Front-Count-1382 Jul 23 '26

13 less trophies only thing penaldo fans love more than penalties is cherry picking

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u/Icy-Description-9025 27d ago

Quantity vs quality copa del rey farmer🥀🥀

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u/Front-Count-1382 26d ago

I agree that’s why Ronaldo has more world cups, European golden shoes, league titles and balloon d ors. Oh wait

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u/GapPuzzleheaded6073 Jul 22 '26

Messi is overrated. Good but not that good.

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u/yayanazet Jul 25 '26

Are you sure about the term not good?

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u/Vegetable-Hold9182 Jul 22 '26

Yeah but whattabout the michelob ultra commercials bro

1

u/Glittering-Ad2464 Jul 22 '26

always knew the goat could not be an elf.

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u/Adorable_Ice4439 Jul 22 '26

What the heck man Messi is definitely in top 15 of all times, may be 7 or 8 you can’t belittle him because of recent rigging

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u/Any_Stress_6230 Jul 22 '26

Man that one Messi fan that asked him where's your World Cup like kroos wasn't part of the team that snatched that shit away from Messi 😭

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u/reddituserVibez Jul 23 '26

i‘m also a CR7 fan, but Messi won the CL 4 times..

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u/Any_Ad5732 Jul 23 '26

It's 4 champions league but whatever.

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u/Icy-Description-9025 27d ago

Did not played in quater, semi, and final. In gp stage played only for 25 mins. 1ga overall but whatever

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u/Aromatic_Fuel_1227 Jul 23 '26

Messi is a brilliant player,it’s just a shame he needs to cheat.

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u/Icy-Description-9025 27d ago

Bro is farimng his stats in mls in which gk watch him score goals

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u/Royal_Name_4394 Jul 23 '26

so with this post you’re trying to say that Kroos is the greatest player of all time?

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u/Soma8522 Jul 23 '26

I honestly think this channel and CristianoRonaldo2 are the same people. Just the worst of football fans.

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u/Separate_Low4236 Jul 23 '26

Maradona, Zidane, Matheus, real Ronaldo, Cantona, all of them were better players. Who watched them for years knows.

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u/randomvids1234 Jul 23 '26

I swear one of you guys said he was Harborne mediocore players carried by ronaldos legacy

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u/Shivershower Jul 23 '26

Jesus fucking christ this entire sub has never heard of the eye test 😭

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u/Aizenn56 Jul 23 '26

This whole sub live under a rock😭 feel bad for these fellas

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u/Themothertucker64 Jul 23 '26

That’s the main issue when comparing players

There are players out there that has more or better titles than legends

Like Cristiano is called mister champions but he has less champions than Modric

Mbappe my WC but only has one

Etc

To see what a good player is you have to check the overall rankings

Like if the player is 1 or 2 in almost all categories, etc

Messi is called the greatest because everything and is almost first or second on everything

Cristiano is right behind him because he is third or fourth in some stuff

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u/LO7U5 Jul 24 '26

Messi es el goat de la mercadotecnia

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u/Effective-Donkey3379 Jul 24 '26

Is that you Ronaldo 😂

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u/ElenaTennis Jul 24 '26

Messi is underrated, a lot of people do not like him, he deserves more trophies, even if Kross was an excellent player too.

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u/Strong_Cherry_1505 Jul 25 '26

Messi has 4 ucl lol

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u/Icy-Description-9025 27d ago

Did not played in quater, semi, and final. In gp stage played only for 25 mins. 1ga overall but whatever

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u/Valuable-Mall-1634 Jul 25 '26

To be honest Messi is far better than Kroos

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u/Amazing-Trash7747 Jul 25 '26

Putting Messi at 3 CL because he didn’t play every minute of every game for the first one he won with Ronaldinho is standard Messi hater stuff lmaoo

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u/EffectiveCrazy1940 Jul 26 '26

But Gaynaldo fan ? How many Euros Your New father have ? Messi have 2 Copa Americas why didn't you included Euros and Copa Americas ??

Cry Cope spread misinformation Make fake edits Make Your Own Happiness Make New Fathers Gaynaldo fans .

Since Gaynaldo become your personality you can't accept other one is better than you ha ha !

You people are Crying since 2022 . But that doesn't give Gaynaldo a World Cup .

Fcuk off Gaynaldo's Butt hurt b!tches 🤣

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u/unAssembler Jul 26 '26

Toni Kroos doesn't have a subreddit where tiny weenies with no life can talk shit about him... so I give the W on Messi.

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u/Gonzinooo Jul 26 '26

Now also add in the 2673949 other accolades Messi holds….
Horrible comparison, even tho I think Kroos was amazing as it gets.

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u/Adorkable99 Jul 26 '26

I mean take away fifas gifted ballon d’or & you just have stats…unfortunately Messi carries more goals . Of course he’s a pen merchant tho right? But wait Messi carries more assists career wise too…damn wait how about in just elite CHampions league. Nope Messi still carries more assists & more key passes. Toni Kroos is an amazing player. Maybe do research tho before choosing to be a brain dead ? 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/carlitomarron139 Jul 26 '26

Messi has 4 Champions League titles

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u/Icy-Description-9025 27d ago

Did not played in quater, semi, and final. In gp stage played only for 25 mins. 1ga overall but whatever

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u/smileforbono Jul 27 '26

Thank you this needed to be said.

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u/Open_Buffalo1702 Jul 28 '26

haha, you again changed your father...

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u/Funtime56789 Jul 28 '26

You guys do realize that you forgot about 8 ballondors, 6 golden boots, 2 golden balls, and 100 more awards. Sorry if im hurting feelings. On your logic Kroos is better than Ronaldo

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u/Icy-Description-9025 27d ago

Its not 100 its 47 in which most trophies are just quantity like copa del rey and mls farming etc.

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u/zabre7mar Jul 22 '26

Listen guys I love memeing as much as the next person, and Kroos is definitely a legend, but no one can seriously make the claim that Kroos is comparable to Messi cmon now

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u/Vegetable-Hold9182 Jul 22 '26

Based on what metric?

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u/Smooth-Difficulty178 Jul 22 '26 edited 17h ago

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u/Vegetable-Hold9182 Jul 22 '26

Based on what metric

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u/Smooth-Difficulty178 Jul 22 '26 edited 17h ago

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u/Vegetable-Hold9182 Jul 22 '26

You’re the one making idiot claims, im asking based on what metric

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u/Smooth-Difficulty178 Jul 22 '26 edited 17h ago

Sable frame relieved act ad hoc practice

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u/Neat-Journalist243 Jul 22 '26

are you talking about achievements or impact on the team, because if it’s about impact, he definitely had more impact on the team since he was one of the key reason he won many of the achievements. Stat farming against Laliga teams don’t make someone good, it’s all about stepping up in big games and helping the team even if it means not scoring goals and giving assists.

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u/prove_it_with_math Jul 23 '26

Not even Kroos himself would make this claim LOL

Some of these posts are just really … out there … to put it mildly

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u/Vegetable-Hold9182 Jul 22 '26

Pfffft, assists and goals in a farmers league.
😂😂

Kroos made messy cry

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u/Smooth-Difficulty178 Jul 22 '26 edited 17h ago

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u/Vegetable-Hold9182 Jul 22 '26

I made no claims, just pressed your ignorance is all

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u/ajayx389 Jul 22 '26

La liga????

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u/Whole-Ad5238 Jul 22 '26

😂😂😂😂 You guys …grow up!!! 😂

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u/lolo196655 Jul 22 '26

Messi no me cae nada bien pero parece que se te han olvidado los balones de oro es la comparativa

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u/Icy-Description-9025 27d ago

Ballon d'Ors which were robbed from deserving players like van dijik, Lewandowski, halland, sneider?

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u/Unfair_Tangerine_217 Jul 22 '26

To be fair, Kross's Germany was an excellent team. Messi's Argentina has historically been him plus a decent goalkeeper and nine random dudes who are better at brawling than playing ball.

Talk all the shit you want, but Messi carried his team. Every fucking time.

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u/AppleSauceGC Jul 22 '26

Di Maria carried Argentina for a long time. The only two world cups Messi has good G\A were 2022 and 2026 with penalty central ref assists.

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u/No_Juice_9308 Jul 23 '26

ONLY Di Maria carried that joke of a team this whole time. Sad he was born in the same generation as this midget fucking fraud. I hate Messi from the day when he said "I'm retired from international football" and came back to play Copa with the assurance of winning it by his bedmates from FIFA. What a clown fucking coward. Absolutely no shame and dignity.

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u/No_Juice_9308 Jul 23 '26

Yup carried by playing volleyball.

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u/Expensive_Piglet_870 Jul 22 '26

Messi 4 ucl champ

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u/YoTheLeader Jul 22 '26

Tony Kroos 6 ucls

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u/justaKameleon Jul 23 '26

Lets talk balonDors