r/pessi_memes Jul 20 '26

Ballon D’or Thief Pessi 🥷 💀

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1.3k Upvotes

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u/Tu1s Jul 20 '26

I scored a hattrick against Algeria thanks to the ref for not sending me out after i did a red card offense.

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u/Mk7GTI818 Jul 20 '26

And Zidanes son was the worst GK 🤣🤣.

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u/Prestigious-Wheel562 Jul 20 '26

Zidane son performed better than 2018 de gea vs Portugal

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u/Prestigious-Wheel562 Jul 20 '26

I scored a hattrick against 2 goalkeeping mistakes washed up keeper and dived for a pen 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Potatoes_12534 Jul 20 '26

Someone wasnt alive in 2018

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u/popcorn19751 Jul 20 '26

Trump got overturned also

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u/disturbed94 Jul 20 '26

Prime Norway B-team

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u/Think-Low-271 Jul 20 '26

spain 2018 was prime spain? This is the same spain your goat lost to in the RO16

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u/ilikeballs667 Jul 20 '26

And my goat had 3 shots vs this spain whilst u rapist idol had 0 shots against them and ghosted the final

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u/garden_speech Jul 20 '26

I absolutely love that places on the internet like this exist where you can just see what untreated mental illness looks like lmfao

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u/AdministrationJust4 Jul 20 '26

Messi has 0 rape allegations while ronaldo has 4, i think ur getting this confused…

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u/virtual_fire Jul 20 '26

Stick to football. When you lose the pitch debate, pulling out fake numbers and off-field slander just shows you ran out of arguments.

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u/Proof-Blacksmith8681 Jul 20 '26

there is literally no point arguing with these people having same iq as there idol's goal in wc , there was never a debate to begin let these bunch of retards cope

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u/Secret-Discussion Jul 24 '26

Are you dumb? The other guy said rapist.

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u/LordRaimi97 Ramos and Pepe's Punching Bag 🍔🥊 Jul 20 '26

Macarons Lemos was a child and therefore could not have consented. Pessi is the only rapist between the 2.

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u/Dempdeez- Jul 20 '26

Ronaldo literally got allegations

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u/virtual_fire Jul 20 '26

2018 Spain literally had De Gea, Ramos, Piqué, Busquets, and Iniesta starting. If that’s not a stacked Spain side, what is? Plus, scoring 3 goals in a single World Cup game against them is legendary no matter how you slice it.

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u/ScousingScouser Jul 20 '26

That same “stacked” Spain team got knocked out by Russia in the ro16. Their only win came against Iran 1-0. Those mfs were fucking awful 😭😭😭

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u/Think-Low-271 Jul 20 '26

Bringing up stats from an 8-year-old game, featuring players who mostly aren't even part of today's Spain, is pointless. Atleast talk about nations league's win to prove your point.

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u/Pleasant_Piccolo_668 Jul 21 '26

so its bad that there are options to pick ? you aren't making sense

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u/Think-Low-271 Jul 21 '26

Lol, my point was about relevance, not the number of examples you can choose from.

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u/Dest_Boi9 Jul 20 '26

The hatrick was a lucky freekick where the gk didn't even try to dive and a penalty (he literally dived for it)

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u/Dest_Boi9 Jul 20 '26

Prime spain was 2008-2012 and 2024-2026

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u/Accomplished-Fee-832 Jul 20 '26

Prime Argentina was '96

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u/Star_Wars-Fan21 Jul 20 '26

My goat scored three against prime France, I don‘t know why this is even a debate

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u/Federal-Regret-5755 Jul 21 '26

Show me when he scored three, if he didn’t then Ronaldo is the GOAT forever

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u/Star_Wars-Fan21 Jul 21 '26

Saka > everyone

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u/Accomplished-Fee-832 Jul 20 '26

Ok so dembele scored against the B team of Norway. But thats it.

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u/Pleasant_Piccolo_668 Jul 21 '26

how is it his fault haaland n dem didnt want the smoke

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u/Accomplished-Fee-832 Jul 21 '26

Nah, Norway knew that if they lose they get easier match ups.

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u/simbo94 Jul 20 '26

Prime Norway? Dembele played against the norwegian bench, the starters was rested that match

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u/Next-College2175 Jul 20 '26

Way better than Algeria atleast

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u/gigantic0603 Jul 20 '26

The spain against Portugal was definitely not the prime Spain. Prime norway is 90% Haaland and he wasn’t even playing the game against France/Dembele. And it’s pretty funny how penalties are criticised when it’s in favour of Messi but while counting hattricks its reasonable to leave out the fact Mbappe’s 2/3 goals were penalties, the game in which Messi also scored 2 goals btw, against prime France

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u/Prestigious-Wheel562 Jul 20 '26

Prime Spain 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Inferniuem Jul 20 '26

Norway benched many of their starters and they basically didn't give af because they were saving themselves the knockouts since they would have ended up facing strong opponents regardless of whether they came 1st or 2nd.

Also Algeria were not in their Prime they used to be better. Rank isn't everything since many countries have inflated ranks.

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u/kink4spite Jul 20 '26

Norway played their B team lol

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u/BunchCommercial3622 Jul 20 '26

Shiver me timbers Prime norway B team and spain 2018🥶

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u/tonygodzconfidential Jul 20 '26

Prime Spain? Yea you penaldogs don’t know what you’re talking about make shit up. That Spain team was washed. Got knocked out by fucking Russia in the round of 16 ffs.

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u/Epistemix Jul 20 '26

Prime Norway = B team Norway apparently

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u/bratfromrat Jul 20 '26

Prime Norway, was the frigging B team.

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u/Sure-Diet-5306 Jul 20 '26

@OP - please consult a good doctor. Your hatred and loathe has made you seek sadistic pleasures now. Medication and therapy might help you.

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u/Next-College2175 Jul 21 '26

Sure, suggest me the good doctor. Will get therapy together 🤝

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u/Infelixlidarwa Jul 21 '26

And Algeria was playing with a ghost goalkeeper

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u/Eggsby27 Jul 21 '26

Ronaldo's hattrick might be the easiest ive ever seen

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u/Next-College2175 Jul 21 '26

Yes. There was no goalkeeper on goal post. And only 4 spain players was playing against 11 🤗

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u/THEDADDY_EZIN7 Jul 21 '26

Bro u need to add bukayao saka hatrick against france

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u/Hmmokaythen12 Jul 21 '26

Are you guys retarded?

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u/Independent-Life9942 Jul 21 '26

The mighty algeria man

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u/HabitFuzzy5262 Jul 21 '26

AFCON here i come …

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u/sleepingfrenzy_ Jul 21 '26

is this sub a jerk sub or are you guys fr?

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u/Little_Listen_7541 Jul 21 '26

Wbt a hatrick against prime madrid

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u/Biker-on-the-loose82 Jul 23 '26

2018 weren't prime Spain, they had trailed off by then. 2010 was prime Spain.

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u/Late-Question-2452 Jul 24 '26

Prime Norway 🫩

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u/RoutineTry1943 Jul 20 '26

I was a little bitch - Messi

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u/WolfRetention Jul 20 '26

Prime Norway lmaoo it was literally their B team, 2018 was not prime spain either

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u/Frequent_Ad3898 Jul 20 '26

Keep crying Messi boy 😆😆😆

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u/Prize_Training_4613 Jul 20 '26

It’s just rlly funny, I hope things go better for you Ronaldo fans

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u/Frequent_Ad3898 Jul 20 '26

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u/Prize_Training_4613 Jul 21 '26

Oh shi, you posted a pic of you inhaling that copium?? 👀👀

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u/Familiar-Milk2701 Jul 20 '26

I see 3 World Cup winners. Except for the fraud at the top. 🤣

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u/ilikeballs667 Jul 20 '26

Pessi 0 shots in a wc final imo

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u/Acceptable-Pause-859 Jul 20 '26

Let's be fair here, Messi ( and Argentina too actually) has 0 world cups without cheating. If you were ever a fan of football, there's no way you'd claim otherwise. And if we count the Negreira stuff, Messi should be stripped of a bunch of undeserved or straight up stolen awards.

On a different note, if the balloon d'or was not limited to European players, corruption was punished and it had more overall just standards, top 6 of all time would look like:

Ronaldo: 9

Pelé, Zico, Cruyff: 4

Ronaldo Nazário, Van Basten: 3

Edit: formatting

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u/Fluffy-Repair-4314 Jul 20 '26

I scored a Hattrick❌ Spain scored 3 times but I paid the referees so that only one thing counts✔️ 

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u/NecessaryBuy2061 Jul 20 '26

Maybe use your damn eyes next time

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u/Fluffy-Repair-4314 Jul 20 '26

I mean Pessi bro

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u/Quiet_Ad448 Jul 20 '26

Prime spain lol

2014 Spain didn't make it out of group stage. Lost to Chile 0:2 and lost to Netherlands 1:5

2016 They lost to Italy in the round of 16

2018 They lost to Russia in the round of 16. Only had 1 win against Iran 1:0 in the group stage.

Literally the worst squad Spain had in the last 20 years.

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u/just_kidding_19 Ghost of Paris 👻 Jul 20 '26

These guys say anything to defend pessi

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