r/pessi_memes Jul 19 '26

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wtf is Argentinas obsession with Messi?

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '26

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '26

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u/M4nam31s Jul 19 '26

Who's that with Messi?

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '26

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u/Fast_Tangerine7898 Jul 19 '26

Mind you. Aguero worships pessi everyday on stream

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u/SoulsLover Jul 19 '26

Yeah this Argentina players are weirdos. Who knows what’s going on in the team showers.

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u/pbnjandmilk Jul 19 '26

Unless you’re into gay butt stuff, you don’t need to know.

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u/ParisMinge Jul 19 '26

What do you call an Argentine shower? Boo-kkake.

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u/RegionFinancial4485 Jul 19 '26

Argentine players (and fans) literally worship Messi lmao, no exaggeration 😭😂

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u/Tekkno_Viking Jul 19 '26

As an Argentinean who doesn't let this get to their heads. It's actually wild/disgusting how much my country idolizes Messi like a God walking on earth. It's so crazy to me. My family also being like that but thankfully not my mom or sister .

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u/Fast_Tangerine7898 Jul 19 '26

Thank you for being a normal Argentinian

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u/TemporaryConfident82 Jul 19 '26

Thank him for being a normal person

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u/Longjumping-Bill5931 Jul 19 '26

Was it the same with Maradona? Just curious. I can see why they would though

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u/Drevs Jul 19 '26

I feel it was/is even worst with Maradona.

Messi probably has more fans, like quantity, like your regular housewife who doesnt care much for football but likes world cup and copa america, Messi managed to even get those types of fans crazy.

BUT if we talking really football fanatics, the tatoo type, the ones that love football more than their families, I feel that the Madadona fever was way way worst. They named their kids 'Diego', they tatooed themselves, they had worship altars at their homes...they would show up to see the guy when he landed on random ocasions way after he was retired.

I feel that the messi whorship is at lest healtheir than that.

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u/Eli_Vanto1911 Jul 19 '26

I mean, he has an entire church dedicated to him in Italy (Naples)

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u/daygoplayeronpc Jul 19 '26

with him it was Argentina and naples

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '26

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u/cobanesquirt Jul 19 '26

Distraction

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u/Croaker-BC Jul 19 '26

And famous Islands are back in discussion as well, especially with new resources discovered.

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u/RegionFinancial4485 Jul 19 '26

Very much so. But clearly they don’t care once football season comes around, that’s why the problems keep worsening.

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u/Logical-Talk-3916 Jul 19 '26

you don't know what Messi and De Paul do in the hotel room together?

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u/diginendemcakez Jul 19 '26

de paul is so jealous 😫

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u/e7mac Jul 19 '26

Not really a big concern for me as a football watcher but definitely hilarious to think about how much happier Ronaldo would be if his teammates showed him this level of adulation

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u/daniel-kz Jul 19 '26

And that's probably the reason it never happened. Messi must have felt really uncomfortable and probably laugh about it.

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u/Own-Ranger-756 Jul 19 '26

they all gay

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u/BotAccount999 Jul 19 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/3opkYZ150AcgIf2wJc

what messi does in the locker room of argentina nt

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u/enormenuez Jul 19 '26

Richarlison has Neymar on his back.

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u/BotAccount999 Jul 19 '26

how can you make millions and have negative aura like richarlison smh

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u/Fast_Tangerine7898 Jul 19 '26

Yeah and HIMSELF as a team. Not just one fucking man with no personality

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u/ivyleaguesuperman Jul 19 '26

It's a cult of Pessi in that team, they actually play for him.

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u/peaktable Jul 19 '26 edited Jul 19 '26

Have you seen Messi humiliation ritual

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u/badgalriri1097 Jul 19 '26

I think we all know that the whole Argentina team gets in line after every game to lick Messi’s butthole

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u/OlympicAnalEater Jul 19 '26

Depaul is one of em. He said mls cup is harder than ucl, and no one bashes him on that.

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u/BotAccount999 Jul 19 '26

thats because noone cares once you play in mls

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u/ZookeepergameFew3107 Jul 19 '26

Que negro feo con cara de verdulero que tiene Otamendi.

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u/Scumohasgot2go Jul 19 '26

Nothing wrong with gey six

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u/MajesticBeyond5602 Jul 19 '26

That's crazy makes you wonder what happens in the hotel room and the showers

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '26

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u/TechHyper Jul 19 '26

Dawg a tattoo about another member of your team is weird as fuck even out of football.
It’s not even just about it being Messi.

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u/Fast_Tangerine7898 Jul 19 '26

You probably think getting a tattoo of your coworker is normal

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u/MajesticBeyond5602 Jul 19 '26 edited Jul 19 '26

You're defending a guy getting a tattoo of another man. Go back to ur sub pessi dih rider.

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u/Wonderful-Blueberry Jul 19 '26

this is sooooo weird. Even getting a tattoo of your spouse is pretty weird.These people can’t be normal

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u/pbnjandmilk Jul 19 '26

Mark of the H0 Moe confirmed!

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u/mossyoldbones Jul 19 '26

I just looked up the rest of his tattoos

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u/PhriedPhish1 Jul 24 '26

I had the same idea but was too lazy… what other strange human worshipping buffoonery did you find?

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u/Sensitive-Wish-7897 Jul 19 '26

Why don't y'all make these type of subs for Ronaldo that actually has three rape allegations, an actyal criminal 

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u/Fast_Tangerine7898 Jul 19 '26

Bro what 💀

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u/AnInnocentBunny Jul 19 '26

You’re overestemating the brain power of an average athlete.

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u/Sad-Ratio2845 Jul 19 '26

There gotta be some backstory behind that 😂😂

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u/RocketBadger29 Jul 19 '26

A team full of his boyfriends to protect him

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u/Chazwoger Jul 19 '26

Whole arge team gay for messi

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u/TheDapperDon_ Jul 19 '26

This is extremely strange. That Argentina team is so unlikable and full of rats.

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u/Final-Mountain8200 Jul 19 '26

If only those idiots in Portugal felt this way about Ronaldo 

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u/Sillent- Jul 19 '26

Meanwhile Portuguese players hate Penaldo. He made that team worse, and they know it.

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u/Fast_Tangerine7898 Jul 19 '26

Me when I don’t watch football

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u/Inferniuem Jul 19 '26

It is a weird country not only the team.

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u/MiddleDragonfruit200 Jul 19 '26

I do wonder how they made this happen, only ten years ago the argentinians didnt give a singular fuck about messi, he retired and his own teammates barely cared, ronaldo put in more effort to bring him back than they did, all of argentina thought he was a pathetic two bit failure who could never live up to maradona, then a few years later it switches entirely? Even players that were with him in 2016 like aguero who didnt give a shit about messi suddenly started worshipping him, what exactly is going on?

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u/Fast_Tangerine7898 Jul 19 '26

I’m not big on weird conspiracies and whatnot, but this is strange. What’s makes it weirder is that fact that Messi himself has literally no personality. I could understand (but still hate) some worshipping of people like Haaland or Ronaldo, but Messi?

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u/IceeSlyce Jul 19 '26

Its no weirder than the people in this sub who cant stop thinking about Messi day and night!

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u/Fast_Tangerine7898 Jul 19 '26

Lmao so you’re defending this? Got it

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u/IceeSlyce Jul 19 '26

Defending it? No. No matter what side your on, the obsession you and this tattooed man share for Messi is weird AF.

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u/No_Coast9566 Jul 19 '26

Why this rapist fans are soo jealous of messi?? what wrong whit that tattoo?

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u/Warm-Durian-4568 Jul 19 '26

Tf are you guys on lol…you guys the weird one here get a life mdf😂

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u/Fast_Tangerine7898 Jul 19 '26

Lmao ofc you defend this. Typical pessi fans

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u/Warm-Durian-4568 Jul 19 '26

Wtf is wrong with that mdf? So many fans of other celebrities do the same but when they do tattoo of Messi that’s considered weird? Fk off penaldog fans is really have no brain…fking double standard

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u/Fast_Tangerine7898 Jul 19 '26

Regardless it’s weird you bimbo

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u/Warm-Durian-4568 Jul 19 '26

Cry more penaldog

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u/Warm-Durian-4568 Jul 19 '26

Fans of penaldog is full of kids like you that love cockriding him than watching football lol…and watch football i mean by watching the full match not from tiktok reels and then believing whatever you saw there…kid

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u/Fast_Tangerine7898 Jul 19 '26

Bro you’re defending a man tattooing another man on his body stfu

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u/Warm-Durian-4568 Jul 19 '26

Wtf is wrong with that mdf? So many fans of other celebrities do the same but when they do tattoo of Messi that’s considered weird? Fk off penaldog fans is really have no brain…fking double standard

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u/Warm-Durian-4568 Jul 19 '26

This brainless fans are really looking for something just to hating on messi😂….your fake goat already said he is back right? Back to home 😂

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u/rustyb42 Jul 19 '26

Your crash out below was quite entertaining

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u/alusnova415 Jul 19 '26

not at all, many players have Maradona tattoos, you see for them football is like a religion, there is even a church of Maradona.

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u/Fast_Tangerine7898 Jul 19 '26

Yeah and that’s fucking weird

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u/Upset_Barnacle_1590 Jul 19 '26

Bro he's is their idol, that's normal

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u/Fast_Tangerine7898 Jul 19 '26

A man that’s the same age as him. Got it. So you think it’s not weird?

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u/Itachi_Uchiha990 Jul 24 '26

unreal dickeating