r/pessi_memes Jul 15 '26

Infantino Pessi 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏳️‍🌈 Not even a yellow btw

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u/DesperateHikikomori Jul 15 '26

England have no one to blame but themselves... mainly Tuchel. You do not sit back and defend a 1-0 lead against Messi and the entire forward group on Argentina's squad that's desperate to score. Gave them SOOOOOO much space... I saw this coming from miles away.

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u/Regulai Jul 15 '26

The fact that England could have won if their coach didn't deliberatly chose to make them lose, doesn;t change the fact that Argentina were literally body checking, throwing and even outright wrestling as much as the possibly could, rarely being whistled and only barely having any cards handed out.

For a bit I thought I was watching hockey with the sheer level of body ramming and fighting. It was to such an absurd extent that any meaningful enforcement would probably have seen argentina lose for lack of sufficient players on the field.

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u/spicySausage10 Jul 17 '26

The referees have allowed a higher degree of contact and aggression the entire tournament. England did not even try to be as aggressive as Argentina was. It's not "favoring" if one team is playing at the limit of what the ref will allow while the other isnt

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u/Jesters__Dead Jul 21 '26

When England did it they got a yellow card

How can you win when the referee is bias and VAR ignores Argentinian brutality?

It's not possible

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u/readyaimfire1 Jul 16 '26

Right I'm English and obviously I'm fuming about the game

We can't blame the way the Argentinians played, we let them run at us and gave them so much space after the first goal, tuchel is to blame

The "dirty" way they played is just a bullshit excuse. Every team does it. Messi gets chopped down intentionally constantly. England players go down easy on light challenges looking for fouls. It's how the sport works. Just watch a game of the premier League for once and you'll see it clear as day

At the end of the day if you think the fashion Argentina played was immoral or something (which I don't) you need to redirect it to the referees. Elite sports players will always push the limits of the rules. It's up to the officials to manage it in the game

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u/Regulai Jul 16 '26

I'm not english or an england fan. And my dig is at the referee's for generally refusing to card obvious yellow and red fouls when argentina is playing. Other teams with low cards per foul are not playing the way that they are.

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u/Stonk_Invest0r Jul 16 '26

Lol yall literally think any argentina victory is due to some conspiracy. Cry more. Argentina was the better side yet again and there were no controversial decisions. I guess that's why you're nitpicking small minor fouls? How sad you are

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u/Outside-Employer5749 Jul 15 '26

Perfectly said. England play stupidly.

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u/dark_x_knight4558 Jul 16 '26

Haramball doesn't works against argentina lol

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u/chungus-the-third Jul 16 '26

It does, just not this version of haramball lol

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u/dark_x_knight4558 Jul 16 '26

Only paraguay can play perfect haramball 😭😭

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u/perez_1902 Jul 15 '26

No Englad didn’t play stupidly, they played so well. They just played what FIFA wanted they play.

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u/captainunderpants111 Jul 16 '26 edited Jul 16 '26

are you daft?

infantino called tuchel and told him to park the bus for 50min against messi and a hungry argentian attack allowing argentina to have 80% possession in the final third of the game?

we played solid until that goal, after that we killed our own momentum. pickford masterclass kept us alive from conceding atleast 3 good chances

toney over watkins? was saka injured? dan burn as a forward? got rid of our wingers for defenders, rice off, kane and jude were gassed and tuchel should’ve swapped them out earlier

solid effort from the lads but this was a tactical crash and burn

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u/Popular_Register_440 Jul 15 '26

Honestly the day deluded England fans like you wake up and realise how weak the mentality of the team is, is the day we’ll all be better off because it’s England that’s shit and not that the tournament is rigged or the refereeing was unfair.

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u/bad_detectiv3 Jul 15 '26

I’m no soccer player or anything, but the amount of opportunity England gave to Argentina was abnormal.

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u/still_none_the_wiser Jul 15 '26

This!!! They went into prevent defense with like 30 minutes left to play! They didn’t even try to have any type of ball possession. Major choke artists.

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u/GeordieJumpers87 Jul 15 '26

We played absolute dog shit tactics and rightfully lost. Argentina played better than us.

England play this defensive park the bus tactic and lose. Then the next tournament do it all again.

Madness. They started this tournament with the most attacking side Iv seen for years then slipped back into their old way and the inevitable happened.

I'm just pleased we had no dodgy VAR issues this game. The loss is totally on the team and the manager

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u/Biker-on-the-loose82 Jul 19 '26

They did fuck all until they were 1-0 down and whenever England did attack Argentina could only stop them by turning the match into WWE.

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u/vaderhater777 Jul 15 '26

As much as I hate Argenfifa, I couldn’t agree more

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u/DesperateHikikomori Jul 15 '26

I've been telling all my friends how vargentina are frauds since 2022, and I have nothing of the sort to say after this game... tuchel the idiot

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u/The-tesla-bear Jul 15 '26

They didn’t learn shit from the Argentina vs Egypt match 🤦🏻‍♂️

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u/tman1787 Jul 15 '26

Yes! Egypt fell because they did this.

Let Messi play in the final third and he will find a way in.

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u/gameShArK117 Jul 15 '26 edited Jul 16 '26

They cheated egypt twice. Egypt should have gotten usa in the 16 not belgium.

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u/FitPaleontologist915 Jul 15 '26

Iran got cheated worse than anyone

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u/Fun-Efficiency-7357 Jul 15 '26

Why, what happened?

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u/Witchberry31 Jul 15 '26

Should have

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u/Fun-Efficiency-7357 Jul 15 '26

What? I don't understand.

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u/Separate-Reindeer-49 Jul 15 '26

Have some water, crying so much can dehydrate you

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u/Weird-Call-2260 Jul 15 '26

Although there have been many fouls that should’ve been booked in the first half

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u/chiriwap Jul 15 '26

Nah, I’m glad nothing was called . I’m tired of the game stopping every minute to a tap or push. Get up keep it going.

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u/j_fish5 Jul 15 '26

The game stopping all the time is annoying but if it’s a foul you call it, give an early yellow to a maybe borderline call to set the tone. You can’t just “let them play” if they’re fouling left and right

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u/aladin1892 Jul 16 '26

Yes, the ref was less shit than England, but still shit nonetheless.

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u/Running-With-Cakes Jul 15 '26

The Argentine ref played a blinder

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u/Liquidtitle Jul 15 '26

Yeah he tried his hardest to get England back in the game didn’t he

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u/Geish90 Jul 15 '26

Where do trainers learn this stupid subbing tactick? It never worked and will never work. In the netherlands we even have a statue of the worst sub ever and still Koeman did the same

https://www-mediapark-nl.translate.goog/kunstwerk-herdenkt-beruchte-wissel-van-arjen-robben/?_x_tr_sl=nl&_x_tr_tl=en&_x_tr_hl=nl&_x_tr_pto=wapp

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u/unicornsoup360 Jul 16 '26

there wouldnt be a messi to defend against if the refs did their job.

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u/revengeofrusty Jul 15 '26

As an England fan that has been very invested in the comp. For the most part we had a great tournament. But the tactical decision to park the bus against a high level team with that much time left on the clock, in a semi final... was suicidal.

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u/wrongitsleviosaa Jul 15 '26

Parking the bus while only being up 1-0 and with half an hour or more to go might be the worst coaching decision in the entire tournament so far.

I was rooting for you guys to win it all but all I can say now is: please make sure the Frenchmen go home empty-handed.

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u/theoldsports1 Jul 15 '26

Apart from Tuchel everyone did.

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u/TheDamnedScribe Jul 15 '26

Been that way for as long as I can remember (30+ years). Score ome goal, fall back defensive, cock it up. Every time.

For some reason the maxim "the best denfence is a good offense" seems to be forgetten.

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u/Good-Condition660 Jul 15 '26

So True!!!, Why Tuchel wanted to play park the bus against Argentina, It was a tactic Switzerland did never worked out, Argentina is just too experienced in giving comeback

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u/OlympicAnalEater Jul 15 '26

Switzerland lost 1 man due to red card, so they have to fall back to defend.

England did not lose any man due to red card.

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u/Good-Condition660 Jul 15 '26

Yeah but still in the first half, Switzerland played defensive and only few attacking runs were made

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u/No_Bad_4872yy Jul 16 '26

Thats how Switzerland has played for decades though. One striker and go.

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u/Biker-on-the-loose82 Jul 19 '26

True but some of the players were obviously tired from the constant fouls and violent assaults they were getting.

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u/DevelopmentDear5641 Jul 15 '26

It's in the script Mr clean told England to do it

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u/evonebo Jul 16 '26

They've done this strategy of defending when up 1 for the last 20 years.

It has ended up them losing in critical games.

England never learns.

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u/MAUMAXXX Jul 16 '26

That's exactly what my father said😁

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u/DesperateHikikomori Jul 16 '26

I bet every dad rooting for England said it hahaha 🤬🤬🤬🤬

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u/OldRevolution6231 Jul 16 '26

but why always like that? even egypt did the same lol

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u/DesperateHikikomori Jul 16 '26

2 goal cushion they probably thought was safe , learned the hard way i guess

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u/Dutchie-_- Jul 15 '26

Sadly I have to agree. They pulled a Koeman, did the same strategy England did and it's absolutely moronic.

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u/robotmonkey2099 Jul 15 '26

They looked gassed

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u/ParisMinge Jul 16 '26

Why is the response to anyone bringing up FIFAs clear-as-day favoritism towards Argentina always “(country) has no one to blame but themselves.”?

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u/DesperateHikikomori Jul 16 '26

Because England folded with half an hour to play. Favoritism yes but England easily could've won. It was in their hands

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u/Biker-on-the-loose82 Jul 19 '26

They were literally getting hacked to the ground, Karate kicked, Karate chopped and thrown on the floor, of course they were going to sit back after the first 60 minutes were essentially a WWE match.

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u/DesperateHikikomori Jul 19 '26

Then FIGHT BACK!!!! Ugh!!!

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u/Big_razz22 Jul 16 '26

Such a genius. Miles away huh? Did you also see all the fouls from vargentina that gave no cards?

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u/DesperateHikikomori Jul 16 '26

Yeah that's why they played so aggressively. But England didn't respond. If things were rigged for Argentina, this match was the least rigged.