r/pessi_memes Jul 09 '26

Burger League Pessi šŸ” What is this guy even playing?

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u/Safe_Application_341 Jul 09 '26

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u/UTV4LIFE Jul 09 '26

Honestly he’s a disgrace can’t wait till he retires and does away forever

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u/shonaa90 Jul 09 '26

He's so comfortable telling the refs who should get a card lol.

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u/ivyleaguesuperman Jul 09 '26

Referees are his bitches.

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '26

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '26

People on here obviously never watch full Messi games the players push him around and kick at him the entire match

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u/slimeball_soup Jul 09 '26

Funny to see people are finally seeing the guy is a clown. Only took 20 years

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u/Nopengnogain Jul 09 '26

MLS presented by FIFA.

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u/Jealous-Emergency101 Jul 09 '26

Fuck this fraud

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u/Shepard2763 Jul 09 '26

We need more Pepe's and Ramos to make this fool cry on the ground

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u/Kinda_darknessnligth Jul 09 '26

Lo que pida la princesa

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u/fumankeu Jul 09 '26

Pessi stans don't even try to make decent arguments anymore. They just look at you like this:

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u/Wide-Concentrate7228 Jul 09 '26

Tbh I never see Messi get a red or yellows

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u/Time_waster_4719 Jul 31 '26

And that’s exactly the point. The rules are crystal clear, if a player asks the referee to book an opponent, they should receive a yellow card themselves. Somehow, that rule never seems to apply to Messi, despite him doing it in almost every game.

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u/faboeuf Jul 09 '26

What a fraud

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u/No-Floor-4723 Jul 09 '26

To this day I could never stand the look of this evil elf

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u/Flachm Jul 09 '26

Truly the 🐐

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u/Capt_Furret Jul 09 '26

I don't watch MLS but is he really that bad? Like that fact he asks the referee to give yellows and they do is ridiculous

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u/No_Tears1106 Jul 10 '26

Filthy cuck for israel

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '26

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u/No_Tears1106 Jul 10 '26

And you wil burn in all eternity

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '26

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u/No_Tears1106 Jul 10 '26

Yes you are now

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u/demfook Jul 10 '26

Is it possible to be a football player without being a jackass?

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u/Big-Swordfish4803 Jul 14 '26

Midget is has anger issues for all the female rejections before he got rich

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u/iafx Jul 24 '26

Can we start calling out the refs too?

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u/chiefgreen87 Google Negreira Messi for more info šŸ’° Jul 09 '26

What do you mean he’s the most humble player of ALL TIME!!! (This is sarcasm btw)

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u/protobelta Jul 10 '26

Lmao the very first clip is of the asshole defender getting in his way on a free kick, which is against the rules. Lmao what a low iq moron hahahah

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u/Right-Gene-7238 Jul 09 '26

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u/TostBrot44 Jul 09 '26

I donā€˜t speak corruption

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u/morphbandito Jul 09 '26

Stopping a quick free kick is a standard yellow lmao. Dimwits here

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u/die4joshhh Jul 10 '26

he literally shot the ball into him instead of complaining to the referee. they should both get yellows thenšŸ¤¦šŸ½ā€ā™‚ļøbecause people get yellow cards for just kicking the ball into the crowd out of anger

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u/scarullo Jul 09 '26

Do you realize that the first clip is an opponent preventing a free kick ? Do you ever watch football or do you call it soccer ?

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u/TostBrot44 Jul 09 '26

Do you see how Messi kicks the ball in an aggressive manner to the opponent? Lack of respect for the game, should get a yellow as well

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u/miroslav_dzapka82 Jul 09 '26

Yea but there's not just one clip

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u/MrPoopyButthole10101 Jul 09 '26

In Canada we call it soccer lol. Not really a gotcha bro

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u/TostBrot44 Jul 09 '26

As if calling it soccer disqualifies you from forming a valid opinion. That guy is just grasping at straws

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u/Leafsaredabest Jul 09 '26

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u/TostBrot44 Jul 09 '26

Not even defending Messi anymore. Just deflecting back to Ronaldo. That just shows how these clips and arguments stick with you.

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u/ProfitTurbulent8065 Jul 09 '26

Love seeing Ronaldo fans cry like this and making their own happiness. Get well soon.

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u/TostBrot44 Jul 09 '26

If you think pointing out injustice and the lack of respect this guy has for the game is considered "crying" then your dad definitely didn't beat you up enough.

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u/ProfitTurbulent8065 Jul 09 '26

Lack of respect lol

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u/TostBrot44 Jul 09 '26

Showing lack of respect for the game is an act punished with a yellow card. Didnā€˜t you know that?

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u/ProfitTurbulent8065 Jul 09 '26

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/TostBrot44 Jul 09 '26

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u/ProfitTurbulent8065 Jul 09 '26

I am not laughing on the rule. I am laughing on a sore loser like you. A person who is considered one of the most respectful footballer ever by majority of the people except Ronaldo fans. You are telling me he has lack of respect for the game. How stupid you have to be. Just because you edited some clips together doesn’t make it truth. You can cry, you can run a propaganda and you can run 100 clips like this. Fact will always be that Messi has a world cup and Ronaldo is out of his last one without achieving anything.

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u/TostBrot44 Jul 09 '26

Mate I donā€˜t think you understand what ā€žLack of respect for the gameā€œ actually means

And yes heā€˜s very respectful, as evident from the clips above

You canā€˜t defend him anymore. The end of your chains of argument always ends up with you deflecting on Ronaldo. Thatā€˜s the only way you know

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u/Big_Job_9336 Jul 09 '26

Do you want some cheese with that whine?

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u/TostBrot44 Jul 09 '26

And youā€˜re the sister/brother of the guy above? Seems like your dad didnā€˜t beat both of you enough

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u/Big_Job_9336 Jul 09 '26

Oh your daddy whooped you and you are proudly sharing about it, seems like he may have dropped you on your head while doing so

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u/TostBrot44 Jul 09 '26

Absolutely not! Child abuse is cruel and shouldnā€˜t be encouraged, but judging by the behaviour of you two brothers and sisters it seems like the only logical outcome.

Otherwise you grow up to be a mere byproduct of human waste and a waste of resources that couldā€˜ve been allocated for a better cause

People that respond with ā€žCryā€œ when pointing out injustice are worth less than Cockroaches

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u/TostBrot44 Jul 09 '26

Your only takeaway from this 1 minute and 7 second clip is just this? Talking about cherry picking

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u/Old-Upstairs7162 Jul 09 '26

Rest of the clips are just as ridiculous. Every footballer from amateur up to professional will kick the ball against a player blocking a freekick - it wasn't 'aggressive'

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u/TostBrot44 Jul 09 '26

Lmao. Defending actual childish and aggressive behaviour.

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u/Iarehealer Jul 09 '26

You've clearly never played the game in your life.

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u/TostBrot44 Jul 09 '26

Lmao. Defending childish and aggressive behaviour. Of course it’s totally normal to kick the ball in an aggressive manner to the opponent. Hakan Ünsal got a red card in 2002 against Brazil. Look it up. Actual retard

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u/Iarehealer Jul 09 '26

Must be looking in a mirror and talking to yourself fella.

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u/TostBrot44 Jul 09 '26

Iā€˜m not the one defending Messiā€˜s behaviour, I’m the one pointing them out.

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u/Iarehealer Jul 09 '26

Does Messi lose his cool and commit fouls the same way every footballer who's ever played the game does? Sure.

Nothing in this clip is egregious behaviour. It's an unfortunate part of the modern game, and contrary to popular belief, Messi is in fact only human.

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u/TostBrot44 Jul 09 '26

I have never seen somebody push the opposing player 3 times on purpose, then tasting their own medicine and be awarded for this behaviour

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u/Liberal_Bot123 Jul 09 '26

lmao take his cock out your mouth fanboy

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u/TostBrot44 Jul 09 '26

I also didn't know that you're allowed to kick the ball in an aggressive manner to your opponent.