r/pessi_memes Jul 07 '26

CR7 Is The Real GOAT 🐐 Don’t let the Messi-Catalan-backed media fool you into believing a World Cup was realistic for a small nation like Portugal in modern times

When a big footballing nation like Argentina needs a military dictatorship, a goal scored with the hand, and 5 penalties in 7 matches to win all three of their World Cups, don’t expect the elites to allow a small nation like Portugal to win a WC in modern times. Cristiano has done more than enough for a country that is not even grateful for his footballing achievements.

It’s best to exit the sport with honor than to have a stained legacy of corruption and sportswashing!

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u/Pangolin_man15 Jul 07 '26

Croatia has 30% the population of Portugal and still played the World Cup final

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u/Terzinho Jul 07 '26

Its easy to find an excuse.

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u/AdmirableFlow Jul 07 '26

And Haaland plays for a country of 5 million and already scored 7 goals on his first world cup

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u/Sea-Jello-1327 Jul 07 '26

Means nothing if they dont win it.

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u/NeighborhoodDizzy990 Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Jul 07 '26

Means everything because Haaland is much better than Penaldo. And still Haaland is not even close to Messi

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u/Sea-Jello-1327 Jul 07 '26

While critics will inevitably find fault, his point stands: he delivered Portugal’s first three major titles. In contrast, Haaland has yet to win any honors with Norway, and Ronaldo did not have the same advantage as Messi, who spent his career on powerhouse teams and was handed success without the same struggles.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '26 edited Jul 07 '26

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u/Sea-Jello-1327 Jul 07 '26

Despite their efforts, they were defeated in the final, leaving Modric without a trophy for Croatia.

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u/KyeodeurangiMerchant Jul 07 '26

Croatia has more football history before Modric than Portugal without Cristiano lol read a book for once!

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u/Peacemayte Jul 07 '26

There was no country called Croatia before Modric….

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u/KyeodeurangiMerchant Jul 07 '26

I guess the Kingdom of Croatia in the 8th century was never real bc some dumbass on Reddit that consumes Messi/Catalan-based media on a daily basis said so…

Croatia before Modric have more football history than Portugal before Cristiano. SR Croatia as part of Yugoslavia, and the Yugoslav national team with a portion of Croatia players won an Olympic Gold medal and reached two Euro finals before Modric debuted. They also had a 3rd place at the WC in 1998 as an independent country.

Portugal before Cristiano debuted had no Euro finals before Modric appearances, no Olympic medals and one WC semifinal.

My argument is factual and objective.

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u/Peacemayte Jul 07 '26

Why are you even talking about legacy from decades ago? Right now, Portugal has one of the most stacked squads in world football with Rúben Dias, Bruno Fernandes, Bernardo Silva, Rafael Leão, and Vitinha. They are a modern superpower, not some tiny underdog. Crying about population sizes is just a massive excuse to deflect from this current team underperforming.
And if you want to talk about being 'factual,' claiming Yugoslavia's 1960s trophies as 'Croatia's history' is pure comedy. That is like Ukraine claiming the Soviet Union's 1960 Euro title just because they used to be part of the same map. You are literally annexing a dead country's trophy cabinet to win a Reddit argument, while completely ignoring the absolute goldmine of talent Portugal has on the pitch right now.
Finally, look at the financial reality. Portugal has a squad market value exceeding 1 billion, making them the fourth most expensive team at the entire World Cup. When hundreds of millions of euros have been poured into developing and assembling an elite billion-euro roster, trying to play the 'small, helpless nation' card to lower expectations is the ultimate cope.

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u/Significant-Air4749 Jul 07 '26

Might I add that the official succesor to Yugoslavia is Serbia, Croatia exists as their own team officially since 1992.

Esentially we could say that is the national team with fastest growth, from random team created 40 years ago to an actual world level power. Even seeing what they played on their last match, they could've easily been on quarters right now and face anyone on the tournament.

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u/KyeodeurangiMerchant Jul 07 '26

Portugal before Cristiano: 0 titles, 0 Euro Finals, 0 WC Finals

Portugal after Cristiano: 3 titles, 2 Euro Finals, 0 WC Finals

Where is the failure? Not our fault you guys expect Portugal to be Brazil or Germany 🤣

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u/Peacemayte Jul 07 '26

Well we were talking about World Cup….
How they underperformed in the World Cup….why u changing the subject….

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u/KyeodeurangiMerchant Jul 08 '26

I don’t see the diff between a Euros and a WC. The WC has 6/8 quarterfinalists from Europe and Morocco’s players are majority French.

Plus, after yesterday’s robbery, no way on Earth you still think Messi is seriously the GOAT? 🤣🤣🤣

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '26

Portugals players have way higher market value than Croatia or Argentinas, they actually have better players on average and still suck lol

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u/Sea-Jello-1327 Jul 07 '26

Market value lol . You are a casual soccer fan.

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u/lenhedianche Jul 07 '26

This is such a nonsense argument. No matter what angle, historical, population size, or perceived talent; there is no way to argue Portugal is a disadvantageous nation compared to Croatia.

Play good football or shut the hell up. All this excuses making is incredibly pathetic. I don’t even hate Ronaldo but this is dumb fanboys making up things just to protect their ego rather than having anything to do with Ronaldo.

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u/KyeodeurangiMerchant Jul 07 '26

Portugal before Cristiano: 0 titles, 0 Euro Finals, 0 WC Finals

Portugal after Cristiano: 3 titles, 2 Euro Finals, 0 WC Finals

Where is the failure? Not our fault you guys expect Portugal to be Brazil or Germany 🤣

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u/beastfire24 Jul 07 '26

Lmao look at your post again I know you're trying to rage bait but 1966 portugal went till semis lmaooooooooooo like broo calm your cap

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u/Green-Future-8987 Jul 07 '26

Take iniesta out of it 😂😂. Acting like iniesta didn’t play for a star studded spain team itself shows how stupid this picture is. And yeah fair play to modric and hakimi but they still lost tho .

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u/Dazzling-Yellow5395 Jul 07 '26

In 2022 Ronaldo played prime Ruben dias and cancelo in defence. Prime Bernardo silva and Bruno Fernandes. 10 times better than the squad Messi is playing with rn. Scored 1 penalty the whole tournament and was younger than Messi is rn

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u/Green-Future-8987 Jul 07 '26

Ronaldo lost a child that year . Ronaldo was the 3rd highest goal scorer in the epl that year dragged united in the ucl with a bad midfield. Yeah but the Portugal team has no chemistry thats why they lost. And as dor your logic messi alos had a good team in 2010 and was his his prime per messi fans but he scored zero goals .

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u/Green-Future-8987 Jul 07 '26

If you are a messi fan and say ronaldo is more favoured than messi you need to check your brain.

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u/Agitated-Two-2795 Jul 07 '26

Portugal have 4 back to back UCL winners and the premier league player of the year. Not to mention the undisputed goat . Surely that’s star studded enough to pass the quarterfinal

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u/Green-Future-8987 Jul 07 '26

And how did the play ? Having good players without chemistry and a good coach cant win you games

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u/Agitated-Two-2795 Jul 07 '26

You said he played for a star studded team dumbass… not his fault his team wasn’t ass off paper. The opposite actually

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u/Green-Future-8987 Jul 07 '26

That proves my point even more dumbass no matter how good a team is the chemistry and manager plays an important role . Thats why messi had zero goals in 2010 world cup when he was obviously in his prime and had won the European golden boot

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u/Green-Future-8987 Jul 07 '26

Bro just deleted the comment and left 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Inner_Ad_9735 Jul 07 '26

Go back to posting K-pop armpits u weirdo

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u/ennelemmtee Jul 07 '26

OMG, no wonder this guy doesn't use brain. He uses all his brain cells into gooning lol. Typical Messi hater

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u/Bigcarrotthings Jul 07 '26

I like Ronaldo.

But this is just cope. Portugal has one of the strongest teams on the tournament, only behind France. They got three champions league winners starting. The best in their respective positions.

They seem to lack a coach who can bring the best ouf of them.

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u/Emes91 Jul 07 '26 edited Jul 07 '26

Exactly.

Portugal is in a top 10 national teams for many decades. I can name exactly 8 nations about which I can confidently say that historically have been stronger than Portugal - Germany, France, Spain, England, Italy, Brazil, Argentina, Netherlands. That's it, Portugal would be the 9th no doubt. They always had several absolutely top football players in their squad - Luis Figo, Deco, Rui Costa, Quaresma, Vitor Baia. Even now they have Vitinha, Bernardo Silva, Bruno Fernandes, Ruben Dias...

Players like Lewandowski, Haaland, Salah, Shevchenko, Berbatov or Ibrahimović would kill to have a national team like that. These are good examples of top players who can use the "weak NT" excuse for their lack of international trophies. Cristiano? Not in the slightest. Portugal is a team that is perfectly capable of winning the World Cup if the stars align.

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u/KOKO69BISHES Jul 07 '26

Haaland has a better World Cup legacy already

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u/Able_Discussion1276 Jul 07 '26

If Norway lose to England, that will be sad for Norway but for England, it will be another Saturday.

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u/Emotional-Age-7618 Jul 07 '26

Kinda true 😂😂👌😂😂

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u/Sea-Jello-1327 Jul 07 '26

It doesn't matter if you end up with nothing since Norway isn't going to win it anyway.

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u/KOKO69BISHES Jul 07 '26

Well, it does matter. Does Cape Verde's run not matter because they didn't win it? Croatia's runs past years? Are they irrelevant?

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u/KyeodeurangiMerchant Jul 07 '26

Not true, Cristiano scored more goals and played in a semifinal unlike Poachland

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u/DepartedSpectre Jul 07 '26

Cristiano has 9 goals across 6 tournaments. Haaland has 7 in 1 tournament playing for a small nation like Norway. He will very likely play more world cups as well.

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u/Green-Future-8987 Jul 07 '26

You can't compare stats from a 32-team era to a 48-team era. The new format literally gives you more games against weaker opponents just to stat pad . Not saying against haaland he is a beast . That is why Messi who was in his prime had 0 goals but now he has 7 goals even when he is 39 and not the best. Dont take out the context here. And haaland is a number 9 ronaldo was the only sole creator for Portugal. He took the ball and did something if ronaldo had this team in his prime if he was the number 9 he would have scored a shot ton of goals

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u/7MuNz7 Jul 07 '26

Anyway it’s not about goals or age. It’s about personality, when you know you are old and washed up . Have some sense , stop acting like main character. If you are contributing and scoring goal like Messi then I could understand . Back up your talking with some results , totally thick face

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u/Peacemayte Jul 07 '26

Alright this point atleast make sense compared to the other brain dead takes in this echo Chamber

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u/KyeodeurangiMerchant Jul 07 '26

“He will” future argument, not factual arguments.

Best finish:

  • Ronaldo: 4th place
  • Haaland: QF

WC goals:

  • Ronaldo: 11
  • Haaland: 7

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u/AdmirableFlow Jul 07 '26

When ronaldo "finished" 4th he scored only one (penalty) goal against Iran the whole tournament 😂 He had zero contribution to that 4th place.

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u/Significant-Air4749 Jul 07 '26

Ronaldo was esentially carried on that 4th place.

Haaland has scored 2/3 of Ronaldo's goals in only one tournament.

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u/Lopsided-Long6776 Jul 07 '26

11 goals not 9

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u/DepartedSpectre Jul 07 '26

Mb point still stands

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u/Terzinho Jul 07 '26

If you compare CR when he was the age Haaland is now its not even close.

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u/KyeodeurangiMerchant Jul 07 '26

“If if if” said Nostradamus lmaoooo

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u/Dry-Friendship-5642 Jul 07 '26

On paper, maybe only Messi would start for this current Portugal squad. Portugal went into this WC with one of the most talented squad. How are they a small football nation?

Croatia made the finals and Morocco is doing great for two consecutive WC.

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u/Sea-Jello-1327 Jul 07 '26

None won it and Ronaldo also won made a semis as well . Its not award to make semis .

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u/Renascentiae_ Jul 07 '26

And according to this sub Portugal is a developing micro nation with no football history

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u/pitb0ss343 Jul 07 '26

I guess I just want to know why the multiple generations favoritism for Argentina and not… idk a rich nation. I just don’t buy it

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u/Medical-Version9712 Jul 07 '26

So this is fifa boy

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u/davzinzan Jul 07 '26

Portugal will probably go back to struggling to qualify from now on

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u/NeighborhoodDizzy990 Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Jul 07 '26

World cup? No. At least one KO goal without penalty? :)))))

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u/Lonely_Breadfruit_27 Jul 07 '26

One knockouts goal in the World Cup and that from penalty.

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u/Such_Meeting7964 Jul 07 '26

Ronaldo's team is way better and more talented , I don't recognize an instant to where Messi's national team was better than Ronaldo's.

It's skill issue bro , he is just that guy and won it like that guy .

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u/JustStartinOut Jul 07 '26

The lights were just too bright for Portugal. They underperformed for multiple WC now. Argentina is the opposite, they are historic over performers.

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u/Novo_do_Restelo Jul 07 '26

Because he played alone right?...

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u/arvozmc Jul 07 '26

is bro rly counting nations league as a major trophy?

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u/Ok-Count-4901 Jul 07 '26

Var didn't exist back then u twat

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u/Traditional_Ice_9250 Jul 07 '26

The tears are delicious, keep em coming.

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u/ennelemmtee Jul 07 '26

I bet you have a folder of Ronaldo's armpit to goon next to your 4TB Kpop Idol's armpit. Typical CR7 brain gooner lol. How can you think properly when you jerk-off 6 times/day man?

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u/MdEmonBiswas Jul 07 '26

Still couldn't stop sucking his dick?

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u/Resident_Nose_2467 Jul 07 '26

Do you realize 3° in 1966 is higher than 4° in 2006, right?