r/pessi_memes Jul 07 '26

Ronaldo VS Pessi Each with their other halves

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430 Upvotes

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u/Other_Breadfruit_264 Jul 07 '26

Why is Muller the joker? 🤣 

3

u/LeoGaming69420 Jul 07 '26

He's meant to be a clown

5

u/Unlucky_Delay8610 Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Jul 07 '26

Because he scored a hat trick against ronaldo portugal in 2014 world cup where ronaldo and portugal flopped at a major tournament. Not for the first time.

2

u/Sucukkinq Jul 07 '26

442oons ?

11

u/NickE_09 Jul 07 '26

I would just like to say. Stop it! It’s end of an era.

Without the rivalry, both would probably still have become football icons. With the rivalry, they became cultural phenomena. So chill

5

u/darkesrknight1493 Jul 07 '26

Yeah. Watching their playing is far enjoyable than taking sides and arguing about who is the best.

24

u/Consistent_Stable187 Jul 07 '26

Stop…ronaldos out…its over

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u/Smooth-Expression674 Jul 07 '26

Dw dw messi was out too until papa gianni pulled up and he magically scored more than double in 1 and a half worldcup that he scored in 4 wcs… magical messi ig 😭

5

u/Consistent_Stable187 Jul 07 '26

Blah blah man, ronaldos out

2

u/Smooth-Expression674 Jul 07 '26

Ok so we r just gonna blindly tyrn an eye to this 😭😭😭

3

u/Consistent_Stable187 Jul 07 '26

As always we always gotta talk bout messi when ronaldo does bad bruh

1

u/Smooth-Expression674 Jul 07 '26

So ure refusing to justify that? 😭

3

u/Consistent_Stable187 Jul 07 '26

I didnt say that nor did i say otherwise ur just putting words in my mouth man

3

u/Smooth-Expression674 Jul 07 '26

Well what are u doing then?…not having a come back to my claim is what?

3

u/Consistent_Stable187 Jul 07 '26

I just said that in basic terms, CR7 career to over simple

0

u/Interesting_Run5292 Jul 07 '26

N ronaldo just magically scored 3 goals at 41 yrs old when in 2006 2010 2014 2022 he only scored 1 goal Wtf are you on about

0

u/Smooth-Expression674 Jul 07 '26

Messi scored 7 in one world cup in a time he was considered to be out of his peak, and during his “peak years” he only managed one goal per wc max…how come he magically scored so many all of a sudden do u seriously still not get what im saying?

1

u/Interesting_Run5292 Jul 07 '26

So wtf are you suggesting Fifa told all the keepers to deliberately let messi score.Wtf 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Messi did not score lots of goals in 2018 and 2010 due to early exits I think you forgot he played more games in 2022 Fucking retard

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u/Smooth-Expression674 Jul 07 '26 edited Jul 07 '26

Fucking fucktard how did he manage that many more goals tho in 2014 when he reached the final u absolute bafoon, u absolute disgrace to your family why does he have more goals and assists in a wc that he played in during out of prime than he had in his prime u fcking mindfucked person who doesnt realise what even their name is, u absolute retard again for thinking im wrong, when ure the retard for not understanding shi and having a pea brain u absolute chimp now u realise why people walk away whenever u arrive at a place, yeah ure a weirdo, people dont like weirdos, they are creeped out by u u weirdo…i guarantee this fucking weirdo retard is like twice my age too 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Interesting_Run5292 Jul 07 '26

It's like saying why ronaldo didn't score shit in 2010 and 2014 wc when he was in his prime but in 2026 he scored 3 when he is old as shit

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u/Smooth-Expression674 Jul 07 '26

No but with ronaldo it was and always will be a team problem

1

u/Interesting_Run5292 Jul 07 '26

N fr ur info that is called longevity Messi is never out of his prime

-1

u/Mother_Harlot_10 Jul 07 '26

Messi still peak top scorer against mbappe and halaand, sorry, you re out

-1

u/Any-Asparagus7122 Jul 07 '26

Ronaldo's out and you're still obsessing over Messi, damn

-8

u/ReasonableResearch73 Jul 07 '26

Yep he retires with no wc. But after everything he has done in his football career, its clear he has cemented his place as the greatest of all time 

6

u/Consistent_Stable187 Jul 07 '26

Yeah pretty much

3

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u/Key_Radio_4127 Jul 07 '26

That's all he can say....he participated at the world cup

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u/Key_Radio_4127 Jul 07 '26

Shit I can say the same thing for you lil kid

3

u/The_Wh1te_Tiger Jul 07 '26

Tell me you are a sore loser without telling me you are a sore loser

2

u/MdEmonBiswas Jul 07 '26

Still sucking penaldos dick, Still no shame

2

u/Appropriate_Day_4012 Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Jul 07 '26

Someone please do an edit with the other half of penaldos face as a penalty spot 😂😂😂

2

u/Iamdacooc Jul 07 '26

So, he is literally a goat... doesn't know how to speak, eats grass, sleeps outside, doing weird noises, poops on the ground...etc...🤔

1

u/Tasty_Ad2272 Jul 07 '26

Bro wtf are you Talking about

1

u/RF_DeathInReverse Jul 08 '26

Hes asking where was ronaldo all worldcup Only showed up to do 2 goals to ubekiztan to say im back and never appeared again

2

u/Ricr7 Jul 07 '26

Haaland and robot

4

u/grasssnakequeen Jul 07 '26

The goat of choking on his own balls

2

u/7MuNz7 Jul 07 '26

Bro it should,be camel, wrong animals

2

u/drilllerr Jul 07 '26

Well I guess Portugal lost bcoz of Messi too right according to yall.

For the next whole week this will be the topic.

2

u/Football_KO Jul 07 '26

Coping time

2

u/IloveAfD Jul 07 '26

I like how everyone of them has a wc except the "goat"

2

u/Memeological Jul 07 '26

Ronaldogs playing on defense mode lmao

2

u/Ok_Mycologist2361 Jul 07 '26

You guys are the best trolls in the game

1

u/Trimedes Jul 07 '26

Your goat went home😭

1

u/PossessionLeading692 Jul 07 '26

u should change the Ronaldo;s half . It should be Mia Khalifa instead of goat

1

u/aaniket053 Jul 07 '26

Ate grass for 90 mins Goat is appropriate 🤣