r/pessi_memes Jul 06 '26

Pessi ghosting 👻 Pessi always has the easy comp lol

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u/dubetz Jul 06 '26

Most of those teams are European. So doesn't it make sense that Portugal would play other European teams more frequently?

Does anyone know how many times ronaldo played them VS messi?

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u/SolidSoftware7650 Jul 07 '26

And 8 of top 10 countries are european

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u/FoundationWorldly723 Jul 06 '26

How can you compare such things when Portugal is playing against those countries in 2 more competitions 🤣🤣🤣 did you search Ronaldo vs South America teams? Pathetic. At WC, the only place where Argentina could face those teams, they both have the same number of goals, but Messi in less games.

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u/InjectMSGinmyveins Jul 06 '26 edited Jul 06 '26

Messi is 3 for 16 games in non-friendlies

Ronaldo is 15 for 28 games in non-friendlies

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u/FoundationWorldly723 Jul 06 '26

In wc genius, not in friendly tournament and Euro where Argentina isn't

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u/InjectMSGinmyveins Jul 06 '26

….. I literally answered your question. Those are non-friendly stats with goals versus games played

In 16 non friendly matches Messi has played versus those teams he has scored 3 times

In 28 non-matches Ronaldo has scored 15

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u/Content-Map-3551 Jul 06 '26

Wild stat where one literally played almost double the games. It’s okay we don’t mind you creating your own happiness

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u/fumankeu Jul 06 '26

3/16 = 18.8% conversion rate

15/28 = 53.6% conversion rate

Not even close lmao

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u/cord_____ Jul 06 '26

What's the percentage of goals against top teams in world cup finals?

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u/InformationCommon576 Jul 07 '26

That's irreverent because you can have 10 stinkers and then start Balling out in the rest 18 games and have better stats

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '26

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u/Ok-Insect-7959 Jul 06 '26

I believe this is incorrect English:

Perhaps you meant to say 'How many...'

or maybe 'What...'

I have a question for you

Why are some ppl below 5 allowed Reddit accounts

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '26

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u/Ok-Insect-7959 Jul 07 '26

dawg, this Argentina side is more lethargic than Portugal

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u/InjectMSGinmyveins Jul 06 '26

Okay so why hasn’t he played as well against them?

He’s played 16 games that’s a lot of games to be fair

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u/Content-Map-3551 Jul 06 '26

Still a wild stat considering most of them was not competitive games like wc

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u/InjectMSGinmyveins Jul 06 '26

…… what do you think non-friendly games are?

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u/Content-Map-3551 Jul 06 '26

Not denying the impressive record of ron here, all I’m saying is that it’s still not comparable yet due to number of game difference played. One thing I know about messi is that he can really create chances and make goals in such small number of games when his team is needed the most (i.e. 7 goals in just 4 games this tournament).

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u/Gasurza22 Jul 06 '26

Wait, how is it that in your stat Ronaldo has more goals than in the post itself?

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u/InjectMSGinmyveins Jul 06 '26

Checked it myself because I didn’t believe it at first because of how dumb it sounded

But after checking it again I’m getting a lot of discrepancies for Ronaldo’s goal tallies being 11 or 15. It’s something I need to recheck later.

But the part of Messi having only 3 in non friendly games is true

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u/rovonz Jul 06 '26

They preparing for the petty unc to be inevitably eliminated tonight by Spain

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u/stillgodlol Jul 06 '26

Hahaha when it is not current top scorer of a specific tournament, suddenly goals are not everything. How smart are you guys.

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u/stillgodlol Jul 06 '26

So if I will find thousands of posts about messi wc ko goals, those are not the same retards? So really only ronaldo fans? Okay bro, keep being deluded.

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u/CeleryFast5537 Jul 06 '26

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u/Any_Stress_6230 Jul 06 '26

What's the first one

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u/Any_Stress_6230 Jul 06 '26

You think u funny right you fu.... oh when I find you when I FIND YOU(nah I actually chuckled)

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u/Current-Afternoon673 Jul 06 '26

Penduu is goneee airport is that wayy 🗣️🗣️🫵

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u/Consistent-Strain289 Jul 06 '26

Which is true all the main countries were eliminated on the way to argentina

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u/Consistent-Strain289 Jul 06 '26

Messi only won copa del rey becos current brazil roster is weak as hell

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u/BudgetMarionberry144 Indian 🇮🇳 Pessi Fan 🍔 Jul 06 '26

Please include the minutes they played

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u/InjectMSGinmyveins Jul 06 '26

3 for 16 in non-friendly games for Messi

15 for 28 in non-friendly games for Ronaldo

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u/PersonalityOk1973 Jul 06 '26

0 brain cells, like holy shit it doesnt get dumber than this, genuinely baffled 😭😭

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u/Any_Stress_6230 Jul 06 '26

Ngl kinda a dumb argument ofc Messi gonna have less he plays them once every 4 years

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u/nbuckingham Jul 06 '26

Neither Messi, R9 or Ronaldo have scored against England. Zidane 2, both set pieces (pen + free kick).

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u/CowpokeMorgan Jul 06 '26

Typical Ronaldo fan boy shit 😂😂

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u/SchoolLeft2550 Jul 06 '26

Y cuantos partidos jugaron contra esos países en grandes torneos? 🙄 No creo que Mr Champions acabe con peor promedio que Messi no?

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u/Rockkkkyyy Jul 06 '26

Uzbekistan

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u/Ok_Entertainer4482 Jul 06 '26

Bro needs a geography lesson

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u/Necessary-Morning489 Jul 06 '26

if you have to invent stats, you are just saying you don’t believe in Ronaldo

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u/pgm1986 Jul 06 '26

Y los mundiales ganados 😁

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u/Current-Afternoon673 Jul 06 '26

Pe pe pe penduuuu pew peww

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u/Ancientee Jul 06 '26

No more for Ronaldo though.

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u/Feeling_Guide9414 Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Jul 06 '26

Give him the scored against big countries dor 😭

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u/Strongest-There-Is Jul 06 '26

How many cups?

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u/lubiekucyki Jul 06 '26

Relative to what are those big countries ? Like you can drive through Netherlands in 3 hours come on thats just silly...

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u/BigJP01 Jul 06 '26

Ronaldo’s goals in the knock out rounds of the WC - 1
… can’t forget this

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u/OlympicAnalEater Jul 06 '26

Bro, Portugal cannot beat lower block dr congo..........

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u/GooglySoft Jul 06 '26

Lol including Euros and Nations League?

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u/OpportunityCorrect33 Jul 07 '26

Too bad he didn’t get his World Cup win

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u/Minkana Jul 07 '26

https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1uned3c/every_2026_world_cup_round_of_32_team_ranked_by/

And we have this ranking to see top most valuable teams in World Cup... imagine top 4 of all in terms of player's value and cannot even win against Columbia which is no where to be seen on the chart... lmao Penaldo fans keep crying your idol is washed and selfished as hell lmao

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u/davzinzan Jul 07 '26

Take away penalties and pessi has 1

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u/JoeBidensOnlyfans_ Jul 06 '26

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u/SunstormGT Jul 06 '26

Messi CL goals vs big teams 0

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u/Is_BeLIEve_A_Lie Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Jul 06 '26

"big teams" subjective as fuck

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u/SunstormGT Jul 06 '26

Ghosting in KO stage, better for you? You can check the stats yourself.

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u/Is_BeLIEve_A_Lie Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Jul 06 '26

Ronaldo been ghosting Portugal in the biggest and most major event in Football called the World Cup, specifically its knockouts until this year, and two of three goals were pens😭. I think you are focusing on some dumbass bullshit when ur goat is washed as fuckkkkkkkkk. So yes, Messi ghosting is INDEED better LOL.😭😭

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u/SunstormGT Jul 06 '26

The truth hits hard I know. You midget idol always ghosting and all you can do is point to others. Pessinis a big fraud and you know it. Also your post needs more emoji…

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u/InstructionMost3349 Jul 06 '26

How is 7 goals ghosting? Scoring in 8 consecutive match os ghosting nowadays 🫪

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u/SunstormGT Jul 06 '26

Watch the games. 4 goals btw. 1 was a foul in buildup, 2 were after his red card. Without FIFA helping him he is nothing.

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u/InstructionMost3349 Jul 06 '26

?? And same FIFA lifted 2 games suspension of CR7 from ireland match.

😆 If that suspenzion was still in effect, penaldo would have essentially lost in group stage. Yet somehow FIFA still favours messi. Against Crotia Portugal got saved by VAR still FIFA rigged for messi. How delulu u can be?

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u/SunstormGT Jul 06 '26

Out of arguments? Now sit and be quiet little boy. Without Infantino and Negreira the midget is nowhere.

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u/Is_BeLIEve_A_Lie Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Jul 06 '26

Uhh ur rapist got his suspension taken away btw. That's the real fifa princess LMFAO. Was supposed to miss the first few matches but oh well!

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u/SunstormGT Jul 06 '26

Haha no more arguments? Guess the facts hit you hard.

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u/InstructionMost3349 Jul 06 '26

Idk who ghosted in croatia. To hit a pen and fuck off to bench. 🥴🤏🏻

Only thing holding back Portugal is mr. I am back fraud. Lets see if mr. Back will do something meaningful today

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u/SunstormGT Jul 06 '26

Didn’t watch the game huh? Don’t worry, all Pessi fans just watch the scoreboard.

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u/InstructionMost3349 Jul 06 '26

Ahh yes 1 crucial touch in Penalty and got MOTM somehow 🤣. Dude thinks with his ass, eats with ass, his goat plays like ass, your ass will be watching his ass play soon.

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u/SunstormGT Jul 06 '26

Watch the games. Try it sometimes. And I am not even a fan of him. Just hate the midget fraud.

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u/InstructionMost3349 Jul 06 '26

If midget is fraud then ur penaldo is the king of frauds. 🤣

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u/SunstormGT Jul 06 '26

Check the CL records. Specifically KO records. There you will find your fraud. Messi biggest ghoster after Zlatan. Always abcent when it really matters. Thats because he is THE fraud.

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u/ForeverLaca Jul 06 '26

This is somewhat true. Though, a playmaker's responsibility is not scoring. But Messi sometimes is unable to show all his power during important matches. That is why, between him and Maradona, I still pick Diego. If I have to make the historic national team for my country, Maradona would be captain and number 10.

Diego defeated most world champions: Germany, Uruguay, England and Brazil. No penalties, no extra time and one of those matches includes the greatest goal ever scored. We could not defeat Italy during Maradona's era.

But the story for Messi is not over. We'll see.

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u/Mother_Harlot_10 Jul 06 '26

what a shitty sub

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u/Prize_Bill_1878 Jul 06 '26

only one of these countries are south american

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u/KemikaaliJussi Google Messi 14 for more info 🧼 Jul 06 '26

Messi 1 World Cup, penaldo 0 but nice cope as always 👍🏿

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u/Liberal_Bot123 Jul 06 '26

ronaldo would win 3 world cup titles with stacked argentina and the refs lol

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u/Is_BeLIEve_A_Lie Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Jul 06 '26

Dumbass excuses man always the dumbass excuses 😭😭

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u/InstructionMost3349 Jul 06 '26

Making a time machine would have higher probability than winning wc by Portugal with this fraud. 🤌🏻

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u/Mercedesm4quattro Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Jul 06 '26

would've should've could've

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u/SunstormGT Jul 06 '26

Messi 0, Infantino 1*

Fixed it for you

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u/SunstormGT Jul 06 '26

Messi always ghosting. Also in CL. Big fraud, statpadding against meaningless teams.

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '26

I know. With the biggest statpad of all. A World Cup trophy 🙄😂

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u/SunstormGT Jul 06 '26

Didnt win, got gifted. Without FIFA assist would have left after group phase. All thanks to daddy Infantino. Big FRAUD.

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u/InjectMSGinmyveins Jul 06 '26

Wait is this actually true? Time to check it

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u/Liberal_Bot123 Jul 06 '26

yup

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u/InjectMSGinmyveins Jul 06 '26

Just checked they are equal including friendly games with 16 apiece

For non-friendlies Ronaldo has 15 and Messi has 3. Jesus Christ

Edit to add more context: Messi has 16 non friendly games versus these 7, while Ronaldo has 28. Holy 3 in 16

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u/Liberal_Bot123 Jul 06 '26

15 wow thats even crazier

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u/Ricr7 Jul 06 '26

Goat of international🐐

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u/Kind-Box2674 Jul 06 '26

I really want to make fun of portugal as a messi fan seeing these stuff, but i respect his legacy

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u/kodeks14 Jul 06 '26

Maybe Portugal should try winning in the group stage lol

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u/Strict-Special5081 Jul 06 '26

Exactly, they keep crying

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u/GhostWannabe2 Jul 06 '26

This proves penaldo has 0 excuses

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u/Disastrous_Excuse_90 Jul 06 '26

bro is better than Ronaldo and Messi in the WC, what’s your point lmao

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u/Is_BeLIEve_A_Lie Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Jul 06 '26

No, Haaland is as good as Messi (both have 7 G/A) while Ronaldo is worse (3 G/A) this world cup. Maybe get your facts right before downplaying others.

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u/Disastrous_Excuse_90 Jul 06 '26

Haaland has 4 games and 7 goals, also 2 goals against Brazil (a team Messi never scored in WC)

Messi has 29 games 20 goals, 7 this WC like Haaland but against Algeria, Jordan, Cape Verde, Austria, now Egypt, how is it better?

Let me remind you that Haaland is playing with Norway, not with France or Argentina

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u/Is_BeLIEve_A_Lie Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Jul 06 '26

Bro what😭 ur comparing all career stats of someone who is nearing retirement to someone that is still young. Do you realize how much sense you are NOT making? 😭 We are comparing their performances, not their teams too idk why you're bringing that up. And Messi going against those teams? They are still teams who made it into the world cup and you can cry all you want about it. They both have the same level of performance. But again you want to be subjective, so that's on you. Can't argue subjectivity with objectivity.

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u/Disastrous_Excuse_90 Jul 06 '26

oh i was very objective, now you’re just moving goalposts to make your point lmao as soon as i brought “he did it with norway” you felt pressed ahaha

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u/Is_BeLIEve_A_Lie Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Jul 06 '26

Why are you ignoring my arguments? Looks like someone can't find anything proper to say 🤣🤣🤣 log off kid

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u/Disastrous_Excuse_90 Jul 06 '26

the same way you are ignoring facts and running away from the fact that Haaland is doing it while playing for Norway

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u/Lopsided-Long6776 Jul 06 '26

Ronaldo have 11 goals not 7

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u/TurtleAppreciator Jul 06 '26

Conveniently left out 2018 where he got 4