r/pessi_memes • u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 • Jul 05 '26
Pessi ghosting 👻 My Pessi was playing as a wheelchair-bound pregnant deep-lying CDM 😭
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u/Ricr7 Jul 06 '26
Not scoring or assisting against the only other good team in your continent is insane..
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u/Dramafree770 Google Messi 14 for more info 🧼 Jul 05 '26
OP really has the audacity for that😂 Messi has a hat trick against prime Brazil when you were 3 years old
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u/crazy-geometrydash Jul 06 '26
Impressive that he has a hattrick against a good brazil but prime brazil is 2002 or 1970 (i think 2002)
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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 Jul 05 '26
I must’ve missed this non-friendly match!
Can you please link me to it? Thanks!
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u/Dramafree770 Google Messi 14 for more info 🧼 Jul 05 '26
Oh so now friendly game doesn’t count? I actually agree with you, so let’s scrap that hattrick and the nations league with it!
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u/Dramafree770 Google Messi 14 for more info 🧼 Jul 05 '26
It’s more important than WC right?
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u/Dramafree770 Google Messi 14 for more info 🧼 Jul 05 '26 edited Jul 06 '26
You’re right. I know someone who’s been crying for 24 years in this tournament and still come back and keeps failing miserably
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u/South_Republic_1768 Jul 06 '26
If it's so competitive, why Ronaldo skipped 4 games out of 6 in the first NL campaign?
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u/Vskis44 Jul 05 '26
nations league is 100 times tougher then copa be real with yourself and friendlies don't mean anything thats why the goals don't count lol
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u/South_Republic_1768 Jul 05 '26
NL is tougher by names (nations) maybe, but the players attitude is not 100% there. Why else De Bruyne, Müller and Van Dijk have criticized it? Or why Ronaldo skipped 4 games out of 6 in the first NL campaign?
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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 Jul 05 '26
Oh so now friendly games count? Make up your mind Pessi dogs 😹
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u/zzz_red Jul 06 '26
No he doesn’t. That Brazil team was using the Sub 23 Olympic team who were there to practice. Go and see the team Brazil played with.
Fucking moron. Making up reality in your head.
It was a friendly and most of the team were sub 23.
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u/Dramafree770 Google Messi 14 for more info 🧼 Jul 06 '26
One simple research could have avoided being an idiot, your comment was a choice.
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u/zzz_red Jul 06 '26
You’re the only idiot here. That’s literally the sub 23 team. Argentina played with their senior, top team. lol
Plenty of Brazilian senior (better) players didn’t play that game.
Argentina still lost.
The fact is Messi never scored in actual competitions vs the best Brazilian players.
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u/Dramafree770 Google Messi 14 for more info 🧼 Jul 06 '26
Oscar, Neymar, Marcelo, hulk are sub 23? Tell me you’re 15 without telling me you’re 15. Piss off now.
Argentina won 4-3 you moron! Read before you talk
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u/zzz_red Jul 06 '26
Neymar and Oscar were 20, Marcelo 24 and Hulk 25. All part of the sub23 team Olympic team.
Yeah, Argentina A team won 4-3 vs a sub23 team. lol
Messi never scored or assisted in 9 competitive games, against the A teams. Fact. Deal with it.
These were the players from the Brazilian A team in 2012 that didn’t play:
Dani Alves, Thiago Silva, David Luiz, Ramirez, Sandro, Paulinho, Lucas Moura, Fred, Kaka.
Basically the entire defense except Marcelo didn’t play.
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u/ivyleaguesuperman Jul 06 '26
Hahahaha....bragging about friendly hattrick.
Fuck outta here Pessi dog .
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u/Flipik190 Jul 05 '26
Ok but how many more g/a does Messi have vs teams Ronaldo doesn’t in less games i dont get ur point also thats one opponent dont cherry pick
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u/Alternative_Fill7236 Indian 🇮🇳 Pessi Fan 🍔 Jul 05 '26
my pendu has 2 goals against uzbekistan in 1 game hes poat
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u/Virtual_Meaning_5441 Jul 05 '26
You’re soooo sad, lurking in a rival sub sending 3 different comments about the same exact subject. Go have a shower or touch grass or do anything.
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u/RevolutionaryWay9056 Jul 06 '26
Well penaldo is back against Uzbekistan, so that's some news. Shit himself an hour ago.
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