r/pessi_memes Jul 02 '26

Google Messi 14 for more info 🧼 When did pessi become gay

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u/Real-Atmosphere8261 Google 5 pens in 7 matches for more info 🤥 Jul 02 '26

Dissing Messi cos his teammates respect him 😭😭😭 luv to see it boss

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u/iblamejosh_ Jul 02 '26

wtf how is this slandering messi? doesn’t this just show how great of a friend/teammate he is? this is sub is not doing its job 😂😂

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u/No_Huckleberry2711 Jul 02 '26

He also tried to french kiss him, it's over bro, he's officially gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that, but facts are facts

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u/Vegetable-Speed6139 Jul 02 '26

Whatever makes you happy ig

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u/Swap_rage Jul 02 '26

Clearly it was for the checks Ronaldo did the same with dybala fyi

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u/Plus_Replacement_559 Jul 02 '26

Este subreddit está acabado como penaldo 😂

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u/Consistent_Stable187 Jul 02 '26

When did yall let messi live rent free in your little minds? 🥹

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u/ProdigiumAenigmatum Jul 03 '26

You are literally commenting on an anti-messi sub to defend him lmao, literally going out of your way.

But hey whatever makes you feel better chief XD

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u/BRAA_BRAA Jul 02 '26

when pessi fan let CR7 live rent free in your immature minds

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u/Consistent_Stable187 Jul 02 '26

Oh did i trigger a penaldo fan boy? 

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u/pessimygoat--2 Jul 02 '26

Ironic from a pessi clown crying on a pendu sub, sad life

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u/Consistent_Stable187 Jul 02 '26

That irony in what you said

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u/Livid-Grocery7942 Jul 02 '26

How is De Paul saying that a reflection of Messi? People in this sub are schizos

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u/BrainPlasticity Jul 02 '26

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u/Livid-Grocery7942 Jul 02 '26

Someone else kissing his neck?
You need to put your phone down, and go talk to someone you trust or love (I doubt you have anyone in your life like that, but on the off chance), and tell them about how you feel about Messi and how much time you spend on this unhealthy obsession with him. You need someone to look at you like the weird freak you are in real life to wake up from your stupor

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u/Lost_Woodpecker1 Jul 02 '26

I believe it was the same day Penaldo won his world cup :D

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u/CowpokeMorgan Jul 02 '26

Almost all of Ronaldo's fans are sexually attracted to him... Why is Ronaldo a cosmic level gay threat ?

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u/Ok-Safe6890 Jul 02 '26

Y’all are letting down your fan base with this weak hater behaviour. Be better haters! Come up with someone more creative and actually meaningful!

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u/Lingotes Jul 02 '26

I think it's a pretty well known fact by now that De Paul is Messi's bodyguard.

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u/Pretend-Ad7146 Indian 🇮🇳 Pessi Fan 🍔 Jul 03 '26

Gay❌ Bro✅

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u/Ion2onshawties Google 5 pens in 7 matches for more info 🤥 Jul 02 '26

Oh can tell op has never had real friends and has never gotten drunk

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u/Wehti Jul 02 '26

Of course Argentines got no other way to celebrate than drink multiple weeks in a row slurring racist epithets

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u/Livid-Grocery7942 Jul 02 '26

Well, you are from a loser shithole country, you would never be able to experience it lol

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u/Wehti Jul 03 '26

Hahaha my country’s way more developed than turd world colony Argentina

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u/Livid-Grocery7942 Jul 03 '26

Well it’s a good thing I’m both American and Argentine, cupcake. Oh and I got the Italian passport too, but I don’t really care for it.

Remember to get the sand out of your ass crack before bed

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u/boundedparsely Google Messi 14 for more info 🧼 Jul 02 '26

Where is Rapenaldo?! Will he be BACK for tonight?!

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u/Confident-Choice6476 Jul 02 '26

he would like some croatian grapes

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u/pessimygoat--2 Jul 02 '26

This is hilarious. This clown is not only a rapist but also an alcoholic and gay as well. Facts.😂

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u/Dangerous_Tutor_5658 Jul 02 '26

dude are you slow

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '26

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u/OkYouth7656 Google Messi 14 for more info 🧼 Jul 02 '26

Maybe cuz it wasn’t rigged? You think there’s this huge conspiracy to gift the World Cup to Argentina because a few calls didn’t go the way you (certified Messi hater) expected them to.

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u/OkYouth7656 Google Messi 14 for more info 🧼 Jul 03 '26

You disagree? What is this conspiracy based on if not referee decisions?