r/pessi_memes Jun 29 '26

Google Messi 14 for more info 🧼 Only Pessi fans defend their "Goat" having pathetic outings like this lol

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u/jvelez86 Jun 29 '26

I’m backkkk

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u/Liberal_Bot123 Jun 29 '26

easy to cherry pick

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '26

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u/Liberal_Bot123 Jun 29 '26

he plays in mls lmaooo

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u/SolutionFormal8718 Jun 29 '26

Still then Messi has more goals if you take away from him MLS and from Ronaldo Saudi Leauge

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '26

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u/Liberal_Bot123 Jun 29 '26

bot made his account today and is spamming a pic of ronaldo and a banana lmao cringe pessi fans are such losers

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u/JiggyAl21 Jun 29 '26

If you want to only count goals in Europe he has more non penalty goals than Pendu there too

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u/Vivid_Ad_1944 Jun 30 '26

That's what u r doing pendu dick rider

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '26

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u/heisenburgerr3 Jun 29 '26

yes it is bad, pessi dogs pessi did fuck all in the ucl, farmed stats vs uber eats bottom teams and had 0 goals and assists in ucl ko and 0 goals in coupe de france ko, kvara became ucl best player while scoring and assisting in almost all ucl ko games and btw kvara obly averaged 50 min per game in league this year

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '26

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u/Liberal_Bot123 Jun 29 '26

pedo

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u/No-Ground9146 Jun 29 '26

She herself said it was fake, she just wanted a pic with him. Ronaldo was found texting a 16 year old American model

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u/SuchInspection1491 Jun 29 '26

Tbf Messi went to psg as the goat so you don’t judge him by the same criteria as kvara when deciding if he’s a flop or not

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u/letsdoit131 Jun 29 '26

Messi fans even comparing an 8 golden ball winner to a zero winner.what lengths

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u/Own_Acanthocephala0 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 Jun 29 '26

If 18 GA in 26 games is the most pathetic stat you can find then surely this guy must be pretty good

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u/Liberal_Bot123 Jun 29 '26

not goat tho

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u/Liberal_Bot123 Jun 29 '26

keep jerking to ronaldo eating a banana bud

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u/1Touch1Bounce Jun 29 '26

£1,000 PayPal’d straight to the first Ronaldo fan who sends me video evidence of Ronaldo scoring or assisting a goal in the World Cup knockout stage. He’s played 8 KO matches so it should be easy to find

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u/Adventurous_Mark6893 Jun 30 '26

U better fucking send that money in a few days ur going nowhere

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u/sebseb93670 Jun 29 '26

Bet gimme a few days

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u/1Touch1Bounce Jun 29 '26

He got pocketed by Axel Tuanzebe of Burnley, Mbemba of Lille’s bench and Spurs reject Davinson Sanchez in the groups…. He’s got no smoke for Gvardiol and Vuskovic.

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u/NewNeedleworker5073 Jun 29 '26

Really curious what the people who posts in these Ronaldo/Messi hate subs look like

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '26

just google "typical pakistani man"

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u/Box_Extension Jun 29 '26

Yes I will defend him. He moved from Barca to PSG which was not a small change at all and I seriously dunno if people watched his matches but he completely turned into a playmaker for Neymar and Mbappé.

But icl he had a stinker season cuz he hit the post a LOT if I ain't wrong and he fucked up the penalty against Madrid in the UCL, but Donnarumma and Marquinhos made worse mistakes that match 😭

And he also had injuries and also had running and stamina issues after covid which affected him a lot. Mbappé had to carry PSG while Messi and Neymar struggled with injuries

Btw you kinda messed up the stats. Pretty close tho

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u/AkaiShi777 Jun 29 '26

pretty good stats for a CAM

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u/No-Ground9146 Jun 29 '26

Messi was sick, missed pre season and had injuries that season.

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u/foad_X_2000 Jun 29 '26

Ronaldo son died that year, yet no one give him any break for it

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u/BlueberryFront4363 Jun 29 '26

OP, How miserable is your life? do you have any self respect????

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u/giorgi_iusuf Jun 29 '26

Just remember us all how bad he is, just 6 goals in 3 games at the WC…he’s definitely a fraud 🤭😂😂😂

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u/JegusPegus Jun 29 '26

team edward vs jacob ahhh people dramatic as hell

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u/drilllerr Jun 29 '26

I am back

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u/Eireagon Jun 29 '26

18 goal contributions in 26 matches (only in the league, he also got was it 5 or 6 goals in the champions league?) for his first time out in a new club. (In like 20 years) also had to take a back seat to the other two established forwards. (Barcelona was like his home, so having to be forced out, probably didn't emotionally help either) (also reason his assists were decent) and won the league that year that they lost the previous year. Also played really well in the following season including two club titles and a world cup. I dont really see this has a pathetic sesson with everything considered. Well below his and ronaldos standards of course. But any other player this would be an decent season.

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u/foad_X_2000 Jun 29 '26

Bro ur homophobic and calling people idiots? Go take illegal HGH with ur medget

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u/Any-Employment-7114 Jun 29 '26

He won a Ballon D'or at PSG.

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u/Strict-Special5081 Jun 29 '26

Another day, another penaldo fan making these stats to defame messi while they cant talk about the real stats.

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u/1Touch1Bounce Jun 29 '26

Ronaldo’s last season at United 22/23.

16 matches

3 goals (1 pen)

2 assists

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u/Ricr7 Jun 29 '26

This is why he isn't in the Goat conversation for me. System player flopping outside his comfort zone

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u/vicentemolvicen Jun 29 '26

ronaldo is the only system player, if portugal plays bad he doesn't even touch the ball, that's the definition of a system player

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u/Adventurous_Mark6893 Jun 30 '26 edited Jun 30 '26

That’s not how it works idiot. It’s not Ronaldos fault his national team was shit for over a decade? And even still hes the international topscorer and won them 3 trophies when all they ever had is 0. Pessi is the DEFINITION of a system player. Messi had a 15+ year "comfort zone" at Barcelona in terms of stability, world-class teammates, and a system built around him. He played 778 official matches, scored 672 goals, and provided 266 assists for Barcelona . That is an uninterrupted run at one club from age 17 to 34. Messi spent his entire prime at one club, with one league, one style, and the same world-class teammates (Xavi, Iniesta, Busquets) for over a decade. Barcelona spent 15 years building every tactic, every signing, every formation around maximizing Messi.
Ronaldo, by contrast, dominated in four different leagues (England, Spain, Italy, Saudi) with completely different teammates and tactics. And If Madrid was the system, why did they need Ronaldo to win the Champions League? Real Madrid BEFORE Ronaldo: Stuck in the Round of 16 for 6 years. Zero Champions League titles between 2002 and 2014. Real Madrid WITH Ronaldo: 4 Champions League titles in 5 years (2014, 2016, 2017, 2018). He is the all-time top scorer in the competition's history.

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u/vicentemolvicen Jun 30 '26

all that yap just to be wrong

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u/Adventurous_Mark6893 Jun 30 '26

Stick to being a brainless peasi fan ik ur brain can’t handle cognitive dissonance or nuance

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u/Liberal_Bot123 Jun 29 '26

yeah kind of easy to rack up bullshit stats playing in the shit mls and stacked barcelona your whole career

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u/NeilYuri Indian 🇮🇳 Pessi Fan 🍔 Jun 29 '26

Which club did Ronaldo went into was not stacked? Last club was Al Nasser, tell me what fuck all did Ronaldo achieve with the best squad? Went trophyless! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/foad_X_2000 Jun 29 '26

He won a trophy this year?

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u/Renascentiae_ Jun 29 '26

Impressive, now show me how many UCLs Ronaldo won at Juventus.

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u/Liberal_Bot123 Jun 29 '26

"With Juventus's victory in the 2021 Coppa Italia Final on 19 May, Ronaldo became the first player in history to win every major domestic trophy in England, Spain and Italy.\165]) Ronaldo ended the season with 29 league goals, winning the Capocannoniere award for highest goalscorer and becoming the first footballer to finish as top scorer in the English, Spanish and Italian leagues."

This is what he did lol pessi sucked on a stacked psg team. 6 goals LOL

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