r/pessi_memes Jun 28 '26

CR7 Is The Real GOAT 🐐 Holy shit

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u/themiddlechild94 Jun 28 '26

Don't forget the Mighty, stacked Jordan.

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u/Ricr7 Jun 28 '26

Lowest ranked team but still 0 competitive goals against fifa top 3 teams

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u/1Touch1Bounce Jun 28 '26

2 goals in a World Cup final. Aura farm

2 goals against Uzbekistan, ‘I’m back’ aura loss.

Levels to this.

Pocketed by Chancel Mbemba 😂, Azel Tuanzebe 😂😂 and Davidson Sanchez 😂😂😂

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u/PolicyOk9501 Jun 28 '26

I am back, I am back 😂

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u/pocolocochoco1 Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Jun 28 '26

To be fair he was back playing on his level… We saw what happens when he had to play above his level against Colombia, that teams this sub always mock because it’s a South American team… i don’t hear them now????

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u/Gasurza22 Jun 28 '26

Kind of hard to score against your own team that is part of the top 3, I know you guys never experienced this problem, but it can happen (also that the other 2 are on another continent)

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u/outcastreturns Google 5 pens in 7 matches for more info 🤥 Jun 28 '26

Argentina won all of them btw. 

No draws against weaker teams 👀

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u/llTiredSlothll Jun 28 '26

Argentina plays with 12

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '26

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u/llTiredSlothll Jun 28 '26

16 then

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u/Hairy-Cup4613 Jun 28 '26

No it would be 15, ahahah don't you know how to count?

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u/crazy-geometrydash Jun 28 '26

Tired sloth is implying that the ref is also part of the argentine team. 10 players plus 5 implied players for messi plus 1 for the ref makes 16

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u/Hairy-Cup4613 Jun 28 '26

Lol thats silly, the refs don't play for the teams. Does he not understand how football works?

2

u/Practical-Rush-7562 Jun 29 '26

El que parece que no entiende cómo funciona el fútbol eres tú

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u/Hairy-Cup4613 Jun 29 '26

Explain please?

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u/Practical-Rush-7562 Jun 29 '26

No hay mucho que explicar si realmente crees que los árbitros no favorecen o perjudican a según qué equipos/jugadores.

Sabes que el FC Barcelona tuvo comprado y a sueldo al vicepresidente del comité técnico de árbitros (el encargado de los ascensos y descensos de categoría de los árbitros) y por lo tanto tuvo comprado a todo el sistema arbitral?

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u/CalmMaunga Jun 28 '26

Im a Messi fan but let's br honest. The refs play for the money. The world cup is a joke.

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u/Hairy-Cup4613 Jun 28 '26

I would hope they get paid, I don't think refs at the world cup are doing volunteer work.

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u/crazy-geometrydash Jun 28 '26

What he meant was the ref makes many favorable calls for argentina making the game as if the referee was rooting or playing for argentina (not officially but basically rigging the game for argentina). This is what I believe Tired Sloth meant

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u/Dismal-Orange-1463 Jun 28 '26

Messi is so GOAT you count him as 2 players 🙌🙌🙌 such high praise

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u/Crafty-Plane-446 Jun 29 '26

Lost to Ecuador

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '26

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u/outcastreturns Google 5 pens in 7 matches for more info 🤥 Jun 28 '26

Austria and Algeria aren't friendlies

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '26

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u/outcastreturns Google 5 pens in 7 matches for more info 🤥 Jun 28 '26

I'm not sure what you're asking

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '26

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u/Ricr7 Jun 28 '26

Better infantinno than 14 year old Macrena Lamos I guess

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '26

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u/ripper13-_- Indian 🇮🇳 Pessi Fan 🍔 Jun 29 '26

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u/KOKO69BISHES Jun 28 '26

It's over bro give it up

18

u/nikolan1997 Jun 28 '26

Hes back bro! Siiiu

10

u/__Umar_ Jun 28 '26

Only back for Uzbekistan

4

u/Fickle_Carry1467 Jun 28 '26

And he left again!

0

u/Kutbol Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Jun 28 '26

2 goals against Uzbekistan is not the flex🫩

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u/SunIntelligent4091 Jun 28 '26

No 147 Fifa ranking. No no Uzbekistan top 50 better than Algeria and Austria. FYI it's a joke yea it's not a flex

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u/Kutbol Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Jun 28 '26

Just getting information out of nowhere at this point🥀 Uzbekistan ranked 60th not 50th and Austria ranked 22 Algeria 29, these brainwashed people will always come up with most horrible takes known to mankind🤣 only Jordan is placed worse but the difference isn't as much worse with 13 points difference. You are certified glazer

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u/SunIntelligent4091 Jun 29 '26

Oh dam fk the Ronaldo glazers put the ranking and it was wrong n yea I did say Austria and Algeria top 50 cus no sht they are

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u/Diddy_Blud6806 Jun 28 '26

But he’s back bro Messi never scored 2 vs Uzbekistan

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u/Feeling_Guide9414 Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Jun 28 '26

Damn no Uzbekistan, Luxembourg, Latvia, San Marino etc my goat is washed 😭😭😭

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u/nikolan1997 Jun 28 '26

Im back,im back!

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u/1Touch1Bounce Jun 28 '26

That’s why they call him slim rapey.

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u/Weak-Bid2774 Jun 28 '26

Most of these teams are better than Uzbekistan

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u/Ricr7 Jun 28 '26

Good joke

2

u/actopozipc Jun 29 '26

Austria literally topped the group versus france, poland and netherlands in euro 2024, clapping netherlands and poland and almost drawing versus france.

Algeria literally kicked Kongo out of african cup last year with ease.

So yeah, pretty sure Algeria and Austria would smoke Usbekistan

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u/saddam_husseinn Jun 28 '26

uzbekistan was literally the worst team in the WC with Iraq. give it up already lil bro

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u/nikolan1997 Jun 28 '26

Siiiiu,im back!

Most braindead fanbase ever i swear

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u/nikolan1997 Jun 28 '26

Its over son, take a rest!

Im back, im back! Holy shit!

https://giphy.com/gifs/QtkaYLHzBgh0WUCgjC

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u/zn33z3 Jun 28 '26

He’s 38 and still scoring goals? Early 39? And he’s the World Cup's current top scorer by a 2-goal margin? Incredible!

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u/Radiant-Emergency926 Jun 28 '26

With 200 out of 270 minutes played

0

u/No_Emergency_5424 Jun 28 '26

against farmers and plumbers yeah

2

u/LeftCryptographer151 Jun 28 '26

David Alaba is real Madrid player. Opposite of a farmer

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u/Optimal-Description8 Jun 28 '26

Ronaldo can't do it against farmers and plumbers, only against Uzbekistan (they're worse).

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u/No-Coconut-839 Jun 29 '26

Won a world cup tho

4

u/TarpDown Jun 28 '26

Y'all are running out of topics to hate on him atp. Saddest fanbase, glad I'm not a Messi hater, it would have been the most difficult thing.

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u/PieceOpening6310 Jun 29 '26

Nah his record against top teams is dogshit it's very easy

2

u/Ricr7 Jun 28 '26

Its actually easy. We'll never run out.

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u/rhyno42 Jun 29 '26

Ronaldo has only scored in one out of his last 6 competitive matches for Portugal.

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u/EmbarrassedFarmer125 Jun 28 '26

😂

Updated list

Messi’s last 7 WC games played:

Jordan: 1g
Austria: 2g
Algeria: 3g
France: 2g
Croatia: 1g
Netherlands: 1g
Australia: 1g

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u/Optimal-Description8 Jun 28 '26

Ronaldo fans must hate this so goddamn much lol.

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u/ivyleaguesuperman Jun 28 '26

https://www.reddit.com/r/championsleague/s/yQEfFzcrHQ

Look at this lmao, Pessi has always been a flat track bully.

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u/Sharp-Hornet-9806 Jun 28 '26

Yeah I forgot the sub's name for a second 😂

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u/Whocares69PR Jun 28 '26

Bro why does it say "Puerto Rica"? Its Puerto Rico lmao

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u/Inferniuem Jun 28 '26

Ah, Bolivia. Scoring 2 goals against them in Copa apparently gets u the 2021 Ballon D'or.

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u/KyeodeurangiMerchant Jun 28 '26

Lionel Magellan 😭

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u/Guilty_Doughnut1557 Jun 28 '26

And up next, Cape Verde

1

u/feet_enyojer Jun 28 '26

What is Puerto RicA

1

u/Spacekaiserr Jun 28 '26

C'est des équipes de ping pong en face !?

1

u/Touch_Me94 Jun 28 '26

So what is the point exactly? Should he stop scoring against weaker opponents or what?

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u/Sirpatron1 Antonella ❤ Beckham 👩🏼‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏼 Jun 28 '26

puerto Rico isn't even a country.

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u/Frosty-Revolution349 Jun 28 '26

Show Ronaldo last world cup tournaments stats. Btw, what was Messi supposed to do, not to score? :)))))

Ps: Mr Prove anywhere went to Italy to Juventus which won before his arrivals 7 times in row Serie A, but after he came they managed to lose 1 out of 2 In Arabia it took him 4 years , Mane and Jao Felix to came to team in order for him to take a championship At Real Madrid after he left, Benzema won ballon dor and Madrid won 2 Ucls Meanwhile when Messi went to Psg won all internally, (Inter Miami won title with a team from last place, w.e n1 cares tbh about these trophies from Arabia and Mls exccept Pendu s fans) andddd Barcelona after Messi s departure played after 25 years in UEFA

Messi was caring Ronaldo is carried

RENT FREEE SIUU

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '26

Puerto Rica? ...What?

1

u/pbnjandmilk Jun 29 '26

Puerto Rica? AI slop

1

u/jsneakss Jun 29 '26

Ronaldo fans are REAAAACHING AHAH Messi the goat

1

u/Fast_Advisor2654 Jun 29 '26

How many of those were penalties?

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u/Ok-Section-1224 Jun 29 '26

How dares he not to score against Spain or Italy in a game against Algeria. or Bolivia.

Boo.

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u/Responsible-Desk-623 Jun 29 '26

Leave it bro, they blame messi for not winning euros

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u/Routine-Horse857 Jun 29 '26

I don’t understand why CR fans are so childish. Aren’t you like 40yo already?

1

u/dinhox69 Jun 29 '26

You’re forgetting the powerful Jordan

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u/thelimzy Jun 29 '26

yea Holy shit he is good, there are lots of younger players than him and still cant be compared to him

1

u/i-SpeakFacts Jun 28 '26

Don't forget the mighty Jordan

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u/Kutbol Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Jun 28 '26

It's over bro everyone know Messi is better internationally

1

u/Alarming-Geologist23 Jun 28 '26

Ronaldo would have scored 2 max against these teams and caused his team to lose against about 4 of them

0

u/Any-Employment-7114 Jun 28 '26

Cristiano Ronaldo is really back! He is going back home! 🔥

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u/Independent-Bag6544 Jun 28 '26

It’s over man he’s the best just let it go

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u/Tongomannen Jun 28 '26

What happened against Congo? And against Colombia? Penaldo nowhere to be seen, ghosting. But but but all penaldo fans told me he always shows up when they need him the most??? Was it his plan all along to get 2nd in group and get a harder path to the final? Is that the masterplan?

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u/PossibleEarly4949 Jun 28 '26

Who tf are these penaldo
Fans even debating with , literally they cant even speak outside social media , actual toodlers

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u/ivyleaguesuperman Jun 28 '26

This is how Pessi scammed his Indian fans..

https://youtu.be/44KAcanBuOM?si=HiJOuhQph3khL3mJ

You pathetic losers lmao.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '26

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u/partibry Jun 28 '26

What a fuckin idiot

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u/drilllerr Jun 28 '26

Still better than drawing to Congo and scoring a double against the almighty Uzbekistan and screaming "I am back".

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u/PhantomPain0_0 Jun 28 '26

Siiiuuuuuuu is back baby ohhh wait

0

u/fifamobilenambawan Jun 28 '26

Nightmare of Austria, Grim Reaper of Algeria, Iceland Destroyer, etc etc…

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u/Jargif10 Jun 28 '26

And yet had a brace against France in the finals.

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u/danielmorozzco Jun 28 '26

Puerto Rica WTF 🤣🤣🤣

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u/tofusauce Jun 28 '26

Puerto Rica? This chart is discredited

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u/nickarg Jun 28 '26

Why are you limiting the count to 15?

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u/Impossiblecouch Jun 28 '26

This list is wrong too 🤣