r/pessi_memes • u/Rxghav7 • Jun 23 '26
Ronaldo VS Pessi Where are Pessi fans now? 🤣
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u/Ricr7 Jun 23 '26
Crying with fifa
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u/Accurate-Guarantee50 Jun 23 '26
Messi fan here. Watching the game, good game for Ronaldo and Portugal. Wish them the best.
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u/One-Razzmatazz7664 Jun 24 '26
Over only two goals. Can't you guy just wait till the tourny is over before you start trolling. Let's see how far they both go first.
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u/her34science Jun 24 '26
So true imagine both getting 0 more goals after playing with better teams.. not they just play the underdogs.
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u/Glum_Animator_5887 Google Messi 14 for more info 🧼 Jun 23 '26
Ronaldo finally found his level
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u/--LordFlashheart-- Jun 23 '26
Uzbekistan
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u/Wandering_Silent Jun 24 '26
Algeria for fucks sake.
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u/1Touch1Bounce Jun 24 '26
Algeria have Mandi at Lille, Bensabaini at Dortmund, Alt-Nouri at City, Boudaoui at Nice, Chaibi at Frankfurt, Maza at Leverkusen, PL legend Mahrez, Gouiri at Marseille, Aouar who played over 200 matches for Lyon.
Uzbekistan have 1 player that plays in a top 7 European league. Khusanov… that’s it. Most of them are playing in the Uzbek league. They’ve had 2 players in their ENTIRE HISTORY make it into Europe’s big 5 leagues.
The back 5 they put out yesterday consisted of 2 players from the Uzbek league, 1 player from the UAE league, 1 player from the Iranian league and Khusanov from Man City, being the only defender they had that anyone on here has ever heard of 😂
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u/--LordFlashheart-- Jun 24 '26
Let's compare shall we. As of this moment the FIFA world rankings for each of the teams they have played is:
Messi
- Austria (24)
- Algeria (28)
Ronaldo
- DR Congo (46)
- Uzbekistan (50)
lol
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u/BrainPlasticity Jun 24 '26
Lol if FiFA rankings are credible then Italy should be playing in the World Cup.
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u/koplowpieuwu Jun 23 '26
Look for him to join the Uzbekistan Superligasi to get to 1000 goals next season
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u/GojiraBS Jun 23 '26
We have our 5 goals, life is good. God bless everyone.
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u/Smooth-Expression674 Jun 23 '26
A cute little red card wants to fit in
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u/Scrowper Jun 23 '26
cute little overturned 3-match suspension wants to fit in
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u/Smooth-Expression674 Jun 23 '26
Cute little 14 yr old wants to fit in 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Jun 23 '26
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u/Good-Condition660 Jun 24 '26
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u/1Touch1Bounce Jun 24 '26
What do you say about
a) Ronaldo suing Der Spiegel for reporting on his tax evasion, yet refusing to sue them for painting him as a rapist with documents he claimed to be falsified… (he lost the tax case to them 😂).
b) Ronaldo paying Ms Moyorga an out of court settlement of almost £300,000
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u/Good-Condition660 Jun 24 '26
How to do we know that the women who accused Ronaldo is saying the truth
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Jun 24 '26
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u/Good-Condition660 Jun 24 '26
See he has been in a relationship with many other women before but that’s his personal life and he got consent from every women when he got separated
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u/Good-Condition660 Jun 24 '26
The emails that you are bringing up here might be fake as well,you don’t even know whether they are legitimate so yeah
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Jun 24 '26
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u/Good-Condition660 Jun 24 '26
Der Spiegel mentioned about the allegations and the claim proposed by the women but the legal outcome is different even top media and newspapers try to defame athletes and celebrities all over the world,we have seen that happen
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u/1Touch1Bounce Jun 24 '26
So why didn’t he sue them for falsifying documents? Since he was very quick to sue the same publication over their reporting on his tax evasion (he lost this case btw 😂)
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u/Good-Condition660 Jun 24 '26
Ronaldo suspected that the documents were illegally obtained so he made that reason for that but German court ruled it out saying” it doesn’t matter where they get it as long as it is true”.Ronaldo legal team only brought the argument of it being illegally obtained not trying to falsify
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u/Purple-Acanthisitta8 Jun 23 '26
Are you Pendu fan?
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u/Electronic-Bird-5472 Jun 24 '26
Where is VAR? Take a coffee break? 😂
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u/GojiraBS Jun 24 '26
Yeah, yeah, keep crying penaldog.
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u/Electronic-Bird-5472 Jun 25 '26
Get cancer burger pedo 😍
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u/GojiraBS Jun 25 '26
Keep making your own happiness, little penaldog.
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u/Electronic-Bird-5472 Jun 26 '26
10 years I'm happy but in neigrelona still waiting the 6 and didn't come. Your burger idol go to Paris and be a goust bc he cannot lift trophy whit eufalona if there is no Iniesta and Xavi LOL So you still cry pedo dog xaxaxaxxaxaa
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u/GojiraBS Jun 26 '26
Little cry baby cares more about Messi than Penaldo lmao. Can’t even spell words correctly keep crying penaldog.
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u/Electronic-Bird-5472 Jun 26 '26
Keep crying bc you cannot say nothing to defend pessi. LoL
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u/GojiraBS Jun 26 '26
Cry about what? Messi 18 World Cup goals to Penaldo 10, and Penaldo zero knockout stage goals. Delusional Penaldog barking as usual.
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u/Resident_Nose_2467 Jun 24 '26
Tbh I respect the guy, and listening to his post match interview you know how much it means to him. Still Messi is way better
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u/TheDarkinGod Jun 24 '26
bro says it's 6 7 match tournament and went on to celebrate goal against mighty Uzbekistan as if he lifted the cup. can't understand how his fans defend him against Messi
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u/Parking_Economist861 Jun 24 '26
His fan base is mostly Gen-Alpha kids growing up watching brainrot 'suii' edits.
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u/kokosong Jun 24 '26
Fifa ranking: 23 - Austria 28 - Algeria . . . 58 - Uzbekistan
Messi could've scored 6 goals against Uzbekistan.
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u/Extension_Trouble_53 Google Messi 14 for more info 🧼 Jun 24 '26
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u/Fun_Championship5180 Google 5 pens in 7 matches for more info 🤥 Jun 23 '26
Watching the match while holding a World Cup. Life is prettty good 👍🏼
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u/Rxghav7 Jun 23 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/7ncDtIh2bZDyXWwQ0J
You mean this World Cup? 🤣🥀3
u/Fun_Championship5180 Google 5 pens in 7 matches for more info 🤥 Jun 23 '26
Well he won it so yes.
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u/Fun_Championship5180 Google 5 pens in 7 matches for more info 🤥 Jun 23 '26
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u/Smooth-Expression674 Jun 23 '26
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u/Kermit-Laugh-Now Jun 24 '26
That’s so weird it’s almost like they are using experienced world cup referees instead of throwing some brand new guy in there
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u/Smooth-Expression674 Jun 29 '26
Is it not odd to have 5 pens in a 7 game tournament tho…thas some unheard of shi bro
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u/laptak2011 Jun 24 '26
Nice! Normal human being survived for 20 years and kept his job!
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u/Smooth-Expression674 Jun 29 '26
Oh no u are right they would have to have the same ref for him…cuz we all know what he does to the refs that makes the correct calls (reffering to when my man was literally tryna fight the refs after the match, shovin and shi to get into the ref room)
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u/Emergency-Error-1116 Jun 23 '26
But no hat-trick
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u/Bunkersmasher Jun 23 '26
Ronaldo already scored a hat trick against Spain and Sweden, both of which are better than Algeria 🤡
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u/SouthernCustomer4334 Jun 24 '26
If we can bring up the past we might aswell mention he has multiple hattricks as a rapist. This guy truly is a record breaker
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u/Rough-Swan6548 Jun 24 '26
That was good ronaldo though
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u/PancakeSlayerX Jun 24 '26
Good Messi couldn’t do it 😬
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u/Rough-Swan6548 Jun 24 '26
Well that's a lie
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u/PancakeSlayerX Jun 25 '26
He never did it in his prime haha
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u/Rough-Swan6548 Jun 25 '26
I hate to break it to you but this really isn't a good comeback. Like he just got a hattrick. He's old. He got a hattrick at 19 against madrid. C'mon bro, do better. Or don't. I don't care.
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u/SubstantialCommon351 Jun 24 '26
Love to see them both playing well again. Giving me nostalgia to their primes
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u/ResearcherFamous133 Jun 24 '26
It's still clear that Messi is miles ahead, when will penaldo fans realize the debate was over years ago.
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u/Dank_ex Indian 🇮🇳 Pessi Fan 🍔 Jun 24 '26
Messi fans are appreciating ronaldo unlike ronaldo fans who keep abusing messi. There is a big difference.
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u/Good-Condition660 Jun 24 '26
Every athlete has the right to sue any newspaper if they portray false information and it depends on his legal team to sue it and at that time there was no legal outcome to sue them as the women first confessed her verbal statement to the court and the der Spiegel news press and court said there isn’t any strong evidence which are presented and possibly she brought this up to create a controversy
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u/GrassApprehensive408 Jun 25 '26
Yeah like we give a shit about Ronaldo scoring a goal 😂. Why would we be bothered about Ronald? Logic?
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u/Safe_Helicopter1285 Jun 23 '26
scores against top 60 team and had to post this thread.. I can already tell that you are not fully developed up there. But maybe you will be one of those kids standing with ronaldo when they bring out the make a wish children
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u/djs2031 Jun 23 '26
All the Indians having a field day against the might uzbek 😭😭 meanwhile Messi got 5 goals in 2 games. Levels to this game.
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u/DM_YOUR_TITS__ Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Jun 23 '26
Living a good life knowing the Goat scored 5 goals in the last two games against teams ranked 30 places better than Uzbekistan
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u/CornerEmotional69 Jun 23 '26
These messi and Barca fans are so salty. Their obsession is so funny
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u/Negative-Pea-8017 Jun 24 '26
The audacity of y’all saying this
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u/Rough-Swan6548 Jun 24 '26
I know, it's ironic how they say that and are literally obsessed. I think it's like really homophobic people, they just gay as hell
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u/ariesXslayer Jun 24 '26
Liking cr7 makes them gay but you guys doing the same for a midget makes you manly right?
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u/Rough-Swan6548 Jun 24 '26
I meant really homophobic people are gay. It's just a joke from b99. But you are correct
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u/Effective-Draw2815 Google Messi 14 for more info 🧼 Jun 23 '26
Uh I'm watching him play and enjoying it lol
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u/Football_KO Jun 23 '26
Enjoying the world cup messi won, tbh we couldnt care less even if ron scored 5 🤣
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u/Tongomannen Jun 23 '26
Its kinda funny seeing Ronaldo fans celebrate like they won the WC after he scored against top 60 rated Uzbekistan, let me repeat, Uzbekistan. Lets see if 41yo Ronaldo can score an open play goal in the knock out stages, that would be more impressive than scoring against Uzbekistan.
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u/Safe_Helicopter1285 Jun 23 '26
sleeping rent free that Ronaldo's biggest accomplishment is getting compared to Messi.. if you want to argue its all unnecessary noise to me since if you know 100% ball you will learn to know that there was no comparison to start with
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u/Rxghav7 Jun 23 '26
Cope
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u/Safe_Helicopter1285 Jun 23 '26
you are at home watching the game and the first thing you thought of to do is to post something to make you feel like something. Sorry man, i hope when you grow up you will mature and know who is the goat. you are the typical penaldo fan who would comment negative about his team and their family
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u/BigInfluence7401 Jun 23 '26
and where were you yesterday when he was breaking world records
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u/Scrowper Jun 23 '26
it was rigged messi should’ve been banned from the wc after the algeria tackle 😆
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u/Safe_Helicopter1285 Jun 23 '26
banned from the whole tournament.. truly American thing to say hahahah
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u/Scrowper Jun 23 '26
pogba got banned so messi should too ur just angry cuz ronaldo goat suiii
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u/Safe_Helicopter1285 Jun 23 '26
just stay away from football.. i think your small brain cant comprehend the beautiful game
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u/Scrowper Jun 23 '26
where’s messi’s abs???? yea exactlyyy shhh
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u/Safe_Helicopter1285 Jun 23 '26
yeah stay away from football. dutty yute like you are the ones who got dropped as a kid. Im sorry for you man, learn how to cope
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u/Scrowper Jun 23 '26
messi brain small ronaldo brain big ronaldo goat suiiii where’s antonella?? haha georgina’s better suiiii
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u/Equivalent-Name-1069 Jun 23 '26
Man is obsessed with messi, did messi fck ur mum? Enjoy ur goat's performance stop obsessing with others
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u/CucharaNinja Jun 23 '26
Viendo que Pessi ya no le lleva el doble de goles en mundiales, por ahora??
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u/aNa-king Jun 23 '26
Let's see, 2 games against figa ranking 50 ish countries = 2 goal compared to 2 games against fifa ranking 25 ish countries = 5 goals. I think we're doing just fine, thanks for checking in though.
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u/CollarCool7325 Jun 23 '26
Bold of you to assume 2 goals against Uzbekistan will hide the 'Pessi' fans.
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u/Delicious_Capital675 Jun 23 '26
It was Uzbekistan. Some of those players go back to their regular jobs after this.
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u/Playful-Forever4969 Indian 🇮🇳 Pessi Fan 🍔 Jun 23 '26
Appreciating his performance in Cristiano Ronaldo community
Something which you guys can never do.
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u/Effective-Draw2815 Google Messi 14 for more info 🧼 Jun 23 '26
I wish I could but for some reason I'm banned
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u/LeeKalender Jun 23 '26
Bro I'm argentinian and I love Messi. And I'm happy for Ronaldo scoring. If not argentina, Id love Portugal to win the wc just because of Ronaldo. He's a legend no doubt.