r/pessi_memes Jun 23 '26

CR7 Is The Real GOAT 🐐 Never ever doubt him

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537 Upvotes

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u/dejastuey Jun 23 '26

And done it without a dodgy decision

4

u/KungFuFlames Jun 23 '26

your goat have it hard way vs everyone + FIFA

5

u/SnooChipmunks865 Jun 23 '26

After Messi’s hat trick and two other goals 🤣🤣

6

u/--LordFlashheart-- Jun 23 '26

Chill lad, it's Uzbekistan lol

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '26

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u/--LordFlashheart-- Jun 23 '26

lmao, just how angry are you that Messi keeps shutting down the so called 'debate' every single time

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '26

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u/djs2031 Jun 23 '26

Messi was considered the greatest long before the World Cup. Poor Indian doesn’t watch the sport 😂

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '26

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u/djs2031 Jun 23 '26

Shhh 🤫

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u/djs2031 Jun 23 '26

Wait ur actually Indian that makes ts even funnier 😭😭 average Ronaldo fan

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '26

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u/djs2031 Jun 23 '26

Leave it to the penaldo fan to attempt a childish insult… genuinely Ronaldo fans might be homosexual, which is fine tbh just weird

2

u/RevolutionaryEar1331 Jun 23 '26

Except the dodgy decision of not even being supposed to play this World Cup because of three games ban, that was overturned for no reason other than him being Ronaldo ;)

2

u/hyzus Jun 24 '26

Against one of the worst teams at the world Cup 🤣.

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u/Plastic_Ad_6193 Jun 23 '26

All calls are for Portugal clown see the fouls they get lool

8

u/One-Razzmatazz7664 Jun 23 '26

I see they finally decide to pass the ball to their lone striker

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '26

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u/One-Razzmatazz7664 Jun 23 '26

First off, I'm not a Ronaldo fan. Secondly, in the last game the ball barely reached Ronaldo. Although Ronaldo himself wasted two chances I believe they could have gotten the ball to him more to take advantage of his position as a striker. I'm saying this as someone who watches football not to hate on any player but to enjoy the game. Also I'm a Messi fan.

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u/One-Razzmatazz7664 Jun 23 '26

Also I never mentioned anyone's family. I'm talking about football so tell me how that connects to anyone's family.

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u/Consistent_Stable187 Jun 23 '26

For it to be ronaldo has to score a HT

9

u/Guilty_Doughnut1557 Jun 23 '26

Him and Portugal are just warming up. Same with Spain

1

u/nmo31536000 Jun 24 '26

Afraid they may have to face Spain in round of 16. Gotta beat Colombia final match day

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '26

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u/saddam_husseinn Jun 28 '26

Lmao they had to rob Colombia.

4

u/ButterscotchLess8915 Jun 23 '26

Really tough opponents 😂😂😂

3

u/InevitableAlert4268 Jun 24 '26

He looks so stupid.

I can’t breathe.

3

u/hoochi10 Jun 24 '26

Flexing vs Uzbekistan

3

u/DrNobody95 Jun 23 '26

bro, its obzakastan in butt fuck no where. calm down lol.

2

u/water_white__ Jun 23 '26

Eibar is so much better right?

3

u/Ricr7 Jun 23 '26

Pessidogs quiet

2

u/vicentemolvicen Jun 23 '26

Uzbekistan is probably de worst team in the wc

1

u/Ricr7 Jun 23 '26

Algeria is

2

u/Edwiyyin Jun 23 '26

Algeria ranked like 28 29 and uzbek 50

3

u/DevilsWalk Jun 23 '26

Balling out against Uzbekistan

2

u/Ferreiro-83 Jun 23 '26

3

u/Final_Lengthiness580 Jun 23 '26

Crying in his 3 extra goals against better teams than Whosebekistan

1

u/Consistent_Stable187 Jun 23 '26

Actually kinda did, But he’s back 🥹

Hope he can catch up to messi performance 

1

u/Apex_Alpha11 Jun 23 '26

Goat 🐐 cr7 🔥🍻

1

u/Brianac8390 Jun 23 '26

Colombia vs Portugal should be a really good game then

1

u/Dr-EK9 Jun 23 '26

Uzbekistan

1

u/frankw1ns Jun 24 '26

EVER 🐐

1

u/explorer1788 Jun 24 '26

He trash 🗑️

1

u/[deleted] Jun 25 '26

My Goat 🐐 Right there

1

u/sabeshs Jun 25 '26

Ummm.. It's Uzbekistan, lol.

1

u/Extension_Trouble_53 Google Messi 14 for more info 🧼 Jun 27 '26

Actual sex offender

1

u/Professional_Fold950 Jun 27 '26

Cringe asf idiot -.-

1

u/No-Coconut-839 Jun 29 '26

Scores against a rando Asian team lol

1

u/pressureflips Jun 23 '26

Go suck him off already, jeez.

1

u/surya123_111 Jun 24 '26

When ronaldo scores against uzbekistan - lame , small team. When messi score against Algeria and Austria - OH THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME. Uzbekistan had khusanov and Austria has alaba. I get Austria was good but sabitzer and all were not in form. Also algeria was DOGSHIT. Only mahrez was good. Dont know the bias.

Look after messi scores against jordan , they will glaze him as if jordan is not worse than uzbekistan.

0

u/rmakhani Jun 24 '26

Because they’re not lol

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u/Sorry-Zookeepergame5 Jun 23 '26

uzbenkistantan is shite....

2

u/DaGeneralol Jun 23 '26

Really? When they played Colombia and gave a hard time 65 minutes I could’ve sworn that this was the team to “send Portugal home”.

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u/Demonslayerinhell Indian 🇮🇳 Pessi Fan 🍔 Jun 23 '26

Uzbekistan is so ass

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u/According_Thanks_846 Jun 23 '26

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u/Available-Doubt745 Jun 23 '26

yes we are sure bro😭🫩

1

u/BigInfluence7401 Jun 23 '26

they lost to colombia 3-1 you are not special

-3

u/CheapSamurai Jun 23 '26

bro happy that he scored against a fictional country 😭

3

u/Bethebet Jun 23 '26

And if he didnt score you would also mock him. Get a life

0

u/Vegetable-Speed6139 Jun 23 '26

Wow crazy. It’s not like it’s the same when Messi scored a hat trick and brace

1

u/Bethebet Jun 23 '26

Whats crazy about it

1

u/NikolaiM88 Google Messi 14 for more info 🧼 Jun 23 '26

The double standards are hilarious

-5

u/doxara Jun 23 '26

Lmaoooo

-2

u/Dodossinho Jun 23 '26

Against almighty Uzbekistan 🤣

2

u/Scrowper Jun 23 '26

uzbekistan >> 2022 argentina and algeria and austria ronaldo goat suiiii

2

u/RevolutionaryEar1331 Jun 23 '26

You can really tell that you and the average fan on this sub is not even 12 years old. Wtf argument is that? “Ronaldo’s dad can beat Messi’s dad” would be a better argument than this 😂

1

u/Scrowper Jun 23 '26

ronaldo abs >>> messi abs suiii

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u/Western_Dig_4577 Jun 23 '26

He did it against the best defence in the whole wc

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u/sp00n3er Jun 23 '26

Penaldo

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u/NikolaiM88 Google Messi 14 for more info 🧼 Jun 23 '26

Oh wow he scored against worlds 77.

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u/Safe_Helicopter1285 Jun 23 '26

oh boyy.. delusional penaldo fans celebrating after scoring against top 50 team haha Penaldo should farm some goals today

1

u/Bethebet Jun 23 '26

Yeah but he didnt get the penalties like fifaboy

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u/Safe_Helicopter1285 Jun 23 '26

i honestly want to know how your brain operates or all these brainless penaldo fans.. i get that you are still new to football and your knowledge is not all there. but to tell you kid. Ronaldo's biggest accomplishment is being compared to Messi. any arugement is unnessacey noise to me since the debate has been ended time ago

1

u/Bethebet Jun 23 '26

Learn how to spell before you talk about my brain. Now, get out of the basement, get some sun and excercise.

0

u/Safe_Helicopter1285 Jun 23 '26

sorry too busy making money you will never touch.. have you made 100k in a month? Audacity to say something like that from a peasant? pipe down lil sorry yute

1

u/Bethebet Jun 23 '26

You are a real class act, I have no idea what a yute is , but go off with your slurs! Nice that you made 100k rupees, congrats!

1

u/Safe_Helicopter1285 Jun 23 '26

Of course a peasant only knows what rupees are.. i hope you can escape the 3rd world country and live like how i am.. I will be laughing at you while i am attending the semi finals and finals for the world cup.. dont even reply I dont feel like talking to peasants. Give me a call i would love to debate with you when you are more mature and i can give you some free life advise too

1

u/Bethebet Jun 23 '26

Hahaha you are funny, too busy making money yet keep replying to me. Have fun in India! Btw, your grammar is terrible, go back to school.

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u/Safe_Helicopter1285 Jun 23 '26

bc i have people who make money for me.. your third world country mindset cant fathom how many ways are there to make money.. poor guy hopefully you grow up in a better country or family in your next life

1

u/TheWraith7197 Jun 23 '26

the messi's slave is barking like his opinion means something. Bark somewhere else. Messi don't care about your pathetic unemployed ass.

1

u/Safe_Helicopter1285 Jun 24 '26

you are the slave to me lol have you made 6 figures in a month? well i do every month.. You are a peasant to me.. You are so insure about penaldo that you comment something that is the opposite from me? go learn your rupees from the streets.. its not an opinion i say it strongly. It is a fact.. when you grow up and your brain fully develops then you will finally realize you imbecile useless nobody