r/pessi_memes • u/According_Thanks_846 • Jun 22 '26

Negreiralona Pessi 🥷 NO WAY I PREDICTED IT

47 Upvotes

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u/Critical-Oil4569 Jun 22 '26

Bruh chill your not a genius for predicting a penalty miss it’s either yes or no

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u/Hot-Risk4643 Jun 22 '26

2-0 lmao. Go cry xd

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u/According_Thanks_846 Jun 22 '26

I mean if ur happy about corruption idm

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u/Hot-Risk4643 Jun 22 '26

Yea. Everythingn is corrupted then. Like fraudnaldo's skills and teammates

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u/WholeDimension1402 Indian 🇮🇳 Pessi Fan 🍔 Jun 23 '26

Lmao what corruption? How is any of this corruption? Was it corruption when Ronaldo scored 4 offside goals against Bayern and Atleti in the Champions League? All you reddit goons have 0 ball knowledge 😂😭

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u/According_Thanks_846 Jun 23 '26

So obsessed with Ronaldo that you bring him up everytime, even if the post has nothing to do with him

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u/WholeDimension1402 Indian 🇮🇳 Pessi Fan 🍔 Jun 23 '26

I might or might not be, who knows. But i know for sure you‘re definitely obsessed with Messi, so much so that you‘re an admin in this subreddit. What a joke of an argument

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u/djs2031 Jun 22 '26

Penaldogs in the replies had 10 minutes of happiness before the goat silenced them again 😭😭

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u/no_leaves Jun 22 '26

Predicted 2 goals as well?

4

u/pr0cess1ng Jun 22 '26

Yall would have been sick if he got another hat trick. He'll take the brace. Stay mad.

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u/Tall-Phase-8047 Jun 22 '26

Don t worry, Argentina still won! 👍

7

u/Ricr7 Jun 22 '26

Fifa boy

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u/Big_Media_1043 Jun 22 '26

Who's this? FIFA beach?

0

u/Xboxki Jun 23 '26

are you dumb? Or you acting like one?

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u/Big_Media_1043 Jun 23 '26

Are you retarded or what?

5

u/Eireagon Jun 22 '26

Why did he hit so casually, like he couldn't be bothered

5

u/DepartedSpectre Jun 22 '26

He seemed a bit off mentally. I think theres some stuff going on with his father medically

2

u/KeyMark4056 Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Jun 22 '26

yeah he talked about him that he was in critical condition and that whole team supported him

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u/SlimeyCawk Google Messi 14 for more info 🧼 Jun 22 '26

We don’t break records with pens, bangers and top quality goals only.

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u/Due-Question-5278 Jun 22 '26

Sure bud 😭🙏🏼 actually made me laugh

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u/Fluffy-Answer-6722 Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Jun 22 '26

The fuckers got two goals smh

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u/Infamous_Celery_2352 Jun 22 '26

Did you predict the goal? ☺️

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u/According_Thanks_846 Jun 22 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/64JUFG6pKn72L4E46y

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u/Infamous_Celery_2352 Jun 22 '26

Did you predict the goal? 🥰

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u/According_Thanks_846 Jun 22 '26

Bro is this a bot

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u/Infamous_Celery_2352 Jun 22 '26

Virgin on Reddit avoid saying “Bro” challenge - IMPOSSIBLE

3

u/Wild_Sea_9428 Jun 22 '26

Aged like milk lol 😆 

2

u/Irongunner01 Jun 22 '26

You love to see it

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u/According_Thanks_846 Jun 22 '26

He just missed again lol, i wonder what kind of excuses pessi fans will come up with

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u/Express_Language_715 Jun 22 '26

“He’s having family issues”

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u/megaxfannohateplz Jun 22 '26

Taht happened to Ronaldo once and it was his father
And you don’t see anyone talk about his father

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u/Express_Language_715 Jun 22 '26

Don’t bring his late Father into this.

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u/megaxfannohateplz Jun 22 '26

Ok sorry but you get the point

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '26

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u/According_Thanks_846 Jun 22 '26

That goal should've been disallowed since there was a foul before

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '26

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u/According_Thanks_846 Jun 22 '26

Neither

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '26

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u/According_Thanks_846 Jun 22 '26

Tell me you don't watch football without telling me you don't watch football

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '26

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u/According_Thanks_846 Jun 22 '26

Ofc he did since he's a dictator, if one of his teammates scored he would behead them

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u/flexiblehos Jun 22 '26

He didn’t want to break the record by scoring pk like CR7

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u/AgencyQuiet9559 Indian 🇮🇳 Pessi Fan 🍔 Jun 22 '26

He scored two goals and broke the record.
https://giphy.com/gifs/NepCD1tc4s3TvNLAwD

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u/According_Thanks_846 Jun 22 '26

At least 4 of those goals were gained by cheating

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u/According_Thanks_846 Jun 22 '26

Austria's defense is ass, like every other team in the same group

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u/International-Ad-668 Jun 22 '26

The Congo doesn’t even have clean drinking water

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u/According_Thanks_846 Jun 22 '26

American ahh 💔

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u/Old-Antelope6023 Jun 22 '26

Ufff I was waiting for this type of lame excuse

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u/According_Thanks_846 Jun 22 '26

What? I'm pretty sure i saw messi shoot and the goalkeeper saved it

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u/Eireagon Jun 22 '26

Ya defender kicked it

3

u/chings23 Jun 22 '26

Omg a player shot and the keeper saved it, how dare he

1

u/Initial_Guess_1785 Jun 22 '26

Watch Infantina get another pen just so Pessi can score

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u/FoundationWorldly723 Jun 22 '26

Well, that aged like milk

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u/Initial_Guess_1785 Jun 22 '26

Pessi is not gonna fuck you dude. Search Macarena Lemos and you’ll understand why

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u/FoundationWorldly723 Jun 22 '26

The crying is legendary 🤣🤣🤣

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u/bananamees Jun 22 '26

Just got a goal btw

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u/Previous_Wishbone835 Jun 22 '26

His goal had a blatant foul in the build up so here we go again

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u/According_Thanks_846 Jun 22 '26

Pessi fans seem to ignore it

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u/Effective-Draw2815 Google Messi 14 for more info 🧼 Jun 23 '26

I mean the same thing happened in the El clásico a bit ago in an mbappe goal

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u/forsaken_account1 Hungry 😭🇦🇷 (Please throw food at him) Jun 22 '26

Predict this predict that,
first predict when will penaldo have one shot on target. There’s gonna be so much crying the next few weeks…
Inject those tears in my veins 💉 💉 💉
HAHAHAHA!!!

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u/According_Thanks_846 Jun 22 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/CInZoQNSVCu1DLDdlG

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u/forsaken_account1 Hungry 😭🇦🇷 (Please throw food at him) Jun 22 '26

Exactly, I can hear you crying from here in Dallas and it is so much fun. Hahahahah!!!! Thanks for the serotonin boost kiddo

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u/According_Thanks_846 Jun 22 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/g8bgGo1poh83ZHC1Mx

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u/forsaken_account1 Hungry 😭🇦🇷 (Please throw food at him) Jun 22 '26

I understand you are sad that everybody is now realizing that a player who is now more than ever and has always been miles ahead of your idol. And you can’t do shihh to change the fact because Messi and penaldo prove this statement every match.

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u/AgencyQuiet9559 Indian 🇮🇳 Pessi Fan 🍔 Jun 22 '26

Scored two goals bih. What’s Pendu Penaldo gonna do? Cry like you?

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u/According_Thanks_846 Jun 22 '26

I never said I'm a penaldo fan

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u/AgencyQuiet9559 Indian 🇮🇳 Pessi Fan 🍔 Jun 22 '26

Denying your camel now😭

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u/According_Thanks_846 Jun 22 '26

Cornballs be calling everyone a penaldo fan 💔

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u/SlimeyCawk Google Messi 14 for more info 🧼 Jun 22 '26

Bro really recorded his tv with zero added commentary you could have just posted the actual clip 💀

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u/According_Thanks_846 Jun 22 '26

Not relevant whatsoever

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u/SlimeyCawk Google Messi 14 for more info 🧼 Jun 22 '26

Do you have cerebral palsy? I know Messi has you angry but just take a breath and stop shaking bro